@Bergerac: Nothing is worse than people from 4chan.
Amoveo
konnsky
July 04, 2009 at 9:13 AM
@Geoff Capes: How long have you been using internet? A day? I think not so long if you think "his words (are) spelt wrong"...
SG79
July 04, 2009 at 8:52 AM
Humour is the best way to deal with the tragedy that was the commercial performance of the game. They could be working on a prototype to give a forced colonoscopy to whoever came up with the idea of resurrecting the franchise.
svenhoek: Fuck Fireworks. Ghostb
July 04, 2009 at 7:47 AM
@Kristopher.W: Then why even bother posting? Just move on.
svenhoek: Fuck Fireworks. Ghostbusting.
svenhoek: Fuck Fireworks. Ghostb
July 04, 2009 at 7:46 AM
I didnt even notice the arms until I read a comment. Proof positive they always looked like hotdogs.
svenhoek: Fuck Fireworks. Ghostbusting.
lordargent
July 04, 2009 at 6:31 AM
@One Man Freak Show:
They didn't look like hotdogs at all.
/They were sausages.
excaleranth
July 04, 2009 at 3:50 AM
@You Are My Friend!: too 1337. tooooooo 1337.
excaleranth
redzie
July 04, 2009 at 3:23 AM
I remember when you banned a bunch of people for pointing this out and making jokes about it.
Geoff Capes
July 04, 2009 at 3:23 AM
@Chrysalis: OK, that explains the sausages, but why can't he talk properly?
Geoff Capes
aeonpulse
July 04, 2009 at 3:06 AM
@Neer'mo: really? this joking picture is what might push you off the fence? i'd suggest looking up a video review or something instead. that just seems more... sensible.
Nâ—Gage Croal
July 04, 2009 at 2:42 AM
Hmm... I don't see anything different here. Just looks like the earlier artwork with the orangey tubes.
Kristopher.W
July 04, 2009 at 2:40 AM
not funny, nor very clever.
ceilingFANBOY
July 04, 2009 at 2:24 AM
How do we know he isn't grilling hamburgers?
Chrysalis
July 04, 2009 at 1:28 AM
@Geoff Capes: While the game was in development, people complained that the cables on his bionic arms looked like hotdogs. The devs changed it a bit to lessen the effect, but now they're joking at their own expense. As usual, Capcom is full of win.
Chrysalis
Geoff Capes
July 04, 2009 at 1:25 AM
I obviously don't get these internet in-jokes. Why is his arm all covered in sausages? And why are his words spelt wrong?
Does he have mental problems? Is that the joke?
Geoff Capes
OmnomnomPancake
July 04, 2009 at 1:17 AM
@Ashurahori:
And they still can't make it funny.
OmnomnomPancake
dansyndrome
July 04, 2009 at 1:04 AM
Booooo.....Now keyboard cat with a bionic arm, thats something I can get behind.
It totally looked like hotdogs. Granted it looked more like the Wisconsin handmade kind than the factory processed lips and assholes "Ball Park" variety.
Pornosaur
CombatDispenser
July 03, 2009 at 11:12 PM
He's got poop on his head, too.
CombatDispenser
Bergerac
July 03, 2009 at 11:09 PM
@RyuuzakiBjorn: Which is even worse.
Bergerac
Monster Chalk
July 03, 2009 at 11:07 PM
Tha shiz iz hillaireus
RyuuzakiBjorn
July 03, 2009 at 11:04 PM
@Jellopnik: Nah, even that Grammar far surpasses 4Chan's. That has to be someone pretending their from 4Chan...
RyuuzakiBjorn
July 03, 2009 at 11:03 PM
@0xC001D00D: Lmfao, that reminds me of the Magician from the First House of the Dead...
borrowedchief
July 03, 2009 at 10:59 PM
OMG. Rofcopter
M.C.-Action
July 03, 2009 at 10:50 PM
hahaha...great :D
M.C.-Action
DragonNinja
July 03, 2009 at 10:44 PM
@You Are My Friend!: I think CAPCOM has you beat there pal.
0xC001D00D
July 03, 2009 at 10:41 PM
@One Man Freak Show:
Never thought that but now seeying in-game shots...
Never realicezed Spencer has a beard. And never understood how the old Spencer could become this one, even though he spent 5 years in death row. Just compare the classic model in the new game to the regular one.
Ashurahori
July 03, 2009 at 10:07 PM
@Gantz: Your Trusted Friend in Science.: Kotaku pushed the meme pretty much in every stinkin' thread about the game. It got VERY annoying, for me at least.
Ashurahori
Jellopnik
July 03, 2009 at 9:54 PM
4chan in my kotaku. Well, i'll never..
Jellopnik
dev
July 03, 2009 at 9:35 PM
@Gantz: Your Trusted Friend in Science.: I agree, it was pushed way too hard for such a weak meme (/resemblance) to begin with.
Worst part it actually seemed to have a part in Capcom/Grin deciding to tone down the colour in the final game, removing all the contrasting pop of the orange - Great going towards removing what little color we have in current gen games?
ThursdayNext
July 03, 2009 at 9:13 PM
@One Man Freak Show: Yes you are, you're the ONLY person that thought that in the world. Everyone that says they agree with you is lying because they don't want you to feel like you're some sort of freak for being the only one that couldn't see hotdogs when they're right there.
Hotdogs. Bloody hotdogs. We aren't supposed to talk about the bloody hotdogs, but there's a bloody hotdog winking me in the face. I want to c-u-u-t it off, ch-o-o-p it off, and make a chili-dog.
ThursdayNext
Superspecs
July 03, 2009 at 9:11 PM
This game has its nay-sayers, but I really enjoyed swingin' around like a ninja and throwing taxis at hired goons.
Superspecs
DarrenIndeed (xbl and psn)
July 03, 2009 at 9:09 PM
@Gantz: Your Trusted Friend in Science.:
I never saw it either.
Gantz: Your Trusted Friend in Sc
July 03, 2009 at 8:49 PM
@One Man Freak Show: No, but in this case you are one of apparently few. I was mildly annoyed with how much kotaku pushed the meme though, personally.
icepick314
July 03, 2009 at 8:47 PM
almost makes me want to buy the game....
ALMOST..........
Cavefish
July 03, 2009 at 8:47 PM
@One Man Freak Show: It never occurred to me either.
I guess it somehow resembles now that they're forcing it..?
Cavefish
Gantz: Your Trusted Friend in Sc
July 03, 2009 at 8:42 PM
I still think you guys were -looking- for hotdogs and therefore you guys sure found your hotdogs...
hotdog lovers!
kearneybobs
July 03, 2009 at 8:41 PM
@One Man Freak Show: Hot dogs. I dont see it. In the game, that is
Neer'mo
July 03, 2009 at 8:40 PM
Was tossing around the idea of buying it, that might push me off the fence. Good on you, Capcom!
Neer'mo
WhatTheFrag
July 03, 2009 at 8:39 PM
Didn't realize he was just a big Wiener. Prolly explains a lot in the game.
Thomas Henry Ward
July 03, 2009 at 8:39 PM
@One Man Freak Show: Pretty much, no, you're not.
...
OH WAIT, I forgot to mention why you aren't, yeah, I never saw them as hot dogs
Thomas Henry Ward
You Are My Friend!
July 03, 2009 at 8:38 PM
It's nice to see Capcom trying, but their people clearly have no experience in this form of satire.
I would have put,
"iH4X Ur WTFBBQ
GArlN Teh aWSOMPwNn00bs"
spannu
July 03, 2009 at 8:38 PM
Sweet lord that looks delicious. But the picture doesn't show us his soft buns!
spannu
One Man Freak Show
July 03, 2009 at 8:35 PM
Am I the only one who never thought his arm looked like hot dogs in any way?
Comments (AU Comments | US Comments)
You Are Wrong, My Friend, this is not leet speak.
@Bergerac: Nothing is worse than people from 4chan.
Amoveo
@Geoff Capes: How long have you been using internet? A day? I think not so long if you think "his words (are) spelt wrong"...
Humour is the best way to deal with the tragedy that was the commercial performance of the game. They could be working on a prototype to give a forced colonoscopy to whoever came up with the idea of resurrecting the franchise.
@Kristopher.W: Then why even bother posting? Just move on.
svenhoek: Fuck Fireworks. Ghostbusting.
I didnt even notice the arms until I read a comment. Proof positive they always looked like hotdogs.
svenhoek: Fuck Fireworks. Ghostbusting.
@One Man Freak Show:
They didn't look like hotdogs at all.
/They were sausages.
@You Are My Friend!: too 1337. tooooooo 1337.
excaleranth
I remember when you banned a bunch of people for pointing this out and making jokes about it.
@Chrysalis: OK, that explains the sausages, but why can't he talk properly?
Geoff Capes
@Neer'mo: really? this joking picture is what might push you off the fence? i'd suggest looking up a video review or something instead. that just seems more... sensible.
Hmm... I don't see anything different here. Just looks like the earlier artwork with the orangey tubes.
not funny, nor very clever.
How do we know he isn't grilling hamburgers?
@Geoff Capes: While the game was in development, people complained that the cables on his bionic arms looked like hotdogs. The devs changed it a bit to lessen the effect, but now they're joking at their own expense. As usual, Capcom is full of win.
Chrysalis
I obviously don't get these internet in-jokes. Why is his arm all covered in sausages? And why are his words spelt wrong?
Does he have mental problems? Is that the joke?
Geoff Capes
@Ashurahori:
And they still can't make it funny.
OmnomnomPancake
Booooo.....Now keyboard cat with a bionic arm, thats something I can get behind.
@Pornosaur:
"the great outdoors" ftw !
+ Watch video
@0xC001D00D:
yeah def. hot dogs
Amazing! Even better than bionic proctologist. If only their games were as good as their humor...
monkeysaresilly
@0xC001D00D: Yeah, early footage. Thankfully they changed that.
@CombatDispenser: and this:
CombatDispenser
It totally looked like hotdogs. Granted it looked more like the Wisconsin handmade kind than the factory processed lips and assholes "Ball Park" variety.
Pornosaur
He's got poop on his head, too.
CombatDispenser
@RyuuzakiBjorn: Which is even worse.
Bergerac
Tha shiz iz hillaireus
@Jellopnik: Nah, even that Grammar far surpasses 4Chan's. That has to be someone pretending their from 4Chan...
@0xC001D00D: Lmfao, that reminds me of the Magician from the First House of the Dead...
OMG. Rofcopter
hahaha...great :D
M.C.-Action
@You Are My Friend!: I think CAPCOM has you beat there pal.
@One Man Freak Show:
Never thought that but now seeying in-game shots...
[cache.kotaku.com]
yum, delicious
@Poison: *realized
Seriously messed up that word.
Never realicezed Spencer has a beard. And never understood how the old Spencer could become this one, even though he spent 5 years in death row. Just compare the classic model in the new game to the regular one.
@Gantz: Your Trusted Friend in Science.: Kotaku pushed the meme pretty much in every stinkin' thread about the game. It got VERY annoying, for me at least.
Ashurahori
4chan in my kotaku. Well, i'll never..
Jellopnik
@Gantz: Your Trusted Friend in Science.: I agree, it was pushed way too hard for such a weak meme (/resemblance) to begin with.
Worst part it actually seemed to have a part in Capcom/Grin deciding to tone down the colour in the final game, removing all the contrasting pop of the orange - Great going towards removing what little color we have in current gen games?
@One Man Freak Show: Yes you are, you're the ONLY person that thought that in the world. Everyone that says they agree with you is lying because they don't want you to feel like you're some sort of freak for being the only one that couldn't see hotdogs when they're right there.
Hotdogs. Bloody hotdogs. We aren't supposed to talk about the bloody hotdogs, but there's a bloody hotdog winking me in the face. I want to c-u-u-t it off, ch-o-o-p it off, and make a chili-dog.
ThursdayNext
This game has its nay-sayers, but I really enjoyed swingin' around like a ninja and throwing taxis at hired goons.
Superspecs
@Gantz: Your Trusted Friend in Science.:
I never saw it either.
@One Man Freak Show: No, but in this case you are one of apparently few. I was mildly annoyed with how much kotaku pushed the meme though, personally.
almost makes me want to buy the game....
ALMOST..........
@One Man Freak Show: It never occurred to me either.
I guess it somehow resembles now that they're forcing it..?
Cavefish
I still think you guys were -looking- for hotdogs and therefore you guys sure found your hotdogs...
hotdog lovers!
@One Man Freak Show: Hot dogs. I dont see it. In the game, that is
Was tossing around the idea of buying it, that might push me off the fence. Good on you, Capcom!
Neer'mo
Didn't realize he was just a big Wiener. Prolly explains a lot in the game.
@One Man Freak Show: Pretty much, no, you're not.
...
OH WAIT, I forgot to mention why you aren't, yeah, I never saw them as hot dogs
Thomas Henry Ward
It's nice to see Capcom trying, but their people clearly have no experience in this form of satire.
I would have put,
"iH4X Ur WTFBBQ
GArlN Teh aWSOMPwNn00bs"
Sweet lord that looks delicious. But the picture doesn't show us his soft buns!
spannu
Am I the only one who never thought his arm looked like hot dogs in any way?
good one ^^
Deenight