Taste The Painbow, Belgian Rofl Honored In Gamertag Awards

Captain Abortion is my favorite gamertag I've seen in the wild.

jkanownik

Personally, my favorite gamertags I ever ran across were Unicorn4Life, Bilbo Teabaggins, and Herbal Jesus.

I laughed pretty good when I came across those.

wired_fenix

@AnalysisDialysis (and a MudkipNDS):

"WrongKidDied" is still my favorite that i've seen. Still makes me chuckle.. haha it isn't cox, unless i say it tastes like cox!

@ShadowOdin isn't american: Gutted I didn't get in the ninja section, NinjaBlowfish GT is way better than freakin' blueNinja!

Ninja-Blowfish

Where's Blacktion man?

@BlueToast likes parenthises.: Oh man! That's one of the best ones I've ever heard!

Dildo Shaggins? LOL but even better would be Scroto Fraggins

@Kobun: I think that Gamertag deserves his own award.

@dkrefft: I remember using A Cute Little One Legged Puppy in CoD1 on my PC.

I think I was Congress playing Soldat. . .

Klemmins wants some Project 86 in rock band already!!!

@wtf_G: Desu ka?

Next time... Next time.

My PSN is *ahem* iWithStupid

@KevvyBear!Rawr!: I is a Mexican, who hails from the Federal District.

(Mexico City)

Rompehamster

My old gamertag on the original xbox CEREALKILLER
good memories!!

@Pudgie'sSmokerGivesAGoodTongueing...: Easy Bake Coven killed me yesterday

orielbean

@Bialia: Haha there are a LOT of people with 420 who would be extremely disappointed...

i hear Scuba Thugg 666 is a pretty awesome gamertag.. probably because its mine and it costs too much money to change it.

Will Anthony

here is further proof that sony-ps3-only owners are of a far more sophisticated and mature base.

want to know why?

because they (ps3 owners) would never involve themselves with sad events or outlets of recognition such as this. this is just sad.

@undefined: i know a halo player who was named 'all that weed'...

all that weed killed you, all that weed beat you down, you incinerated all that weed etc. it was funny until ms made him change it.

undeadmachine

@Exor: wow wtf happened there

Exor

@Pudgie'sSmokerGivesAGoodTongueing......: Pudgie'sSmokerGivesAGoodTongueing...">Pudgie'sSmokerGivesAGoodTongueing...... almost dodged SurpriseButtSecks's rocket

Exor

I saw CoorsLightMexican on PSN on time. LMAO.

iFOREIGNi

I once needed something that sounded dull, yet original, so I came up with Blando.

@dkrefft: i remember once playing against someone named bambi and everytime i killed him it would say "you killed bambi"

sundaysatten

One of my college roommates had the tag "BlodyNecroNight." I guess he couldn't fit the second O?

I hated that guy.

Regulus

Am I the only one who thought of Ctrl-Alt-Defeat?

lycan

@svenhoek: Fuck Fireworks. Ghostbusting.:
I'm not saying that TheNoodleIncident isn't awesome, just that the award it received wasn't exactly well named.

TrjnRabbit

@Hamburger-helper:

NO WAI!

@PeteyCoco:

YES RLY!

@wtf_G:

ORLY?!

@Jed Whitaker:
SandwichTaker here reporting for Sandwich stealing.

@stupid_mcgee: uber pyro > flaming hunter ([k]): Taste The Painbow FTW!!

jaredluse

@TrjnRabbit: Why? Calvin and Hobbes is the single greatest contribution to any society in the history of man.

@dkrefft: One time while I was playing COD4 (PS3) I kept getting killed by An_Old_Man. That was always my favorite. Also I have a buddy on PSN whose handle is Ghosten, which I always thought was bad ass.

Matt Reilly

@[tvtropes.org]

[www.steph-angel.com]

TrjnRabbit

@Curse_Lily: That makes me asspecially happy. ;)

SadAstronaut

@Jed Whitaker: Oh hey. Didn't know you posted on Kotaku. lol.

@excel_excel: Or Lickalotapus, if you're a girl.

@ciscomancer: I like how you put your own team name in there twice, and spelled it wrong both times, yet in an entirely different way each time.

I'm not being a jerk, I seriously liked that. It made me smile, and I just thought you should know that you brightened the day of an internet stranger.

jasu78

@Pudgie'sSmokerGivesAGoodTongueing...: You were killed by SurpriseButtSecks!

@Rompehamster: that sounds mexican. They only say that over there as far as i know.

ariete

@svenhoek: Fuck Fireworks. Ghostbusting.:
Still, I'm not sure if something that comes from a newspaper comic should be listed as an award that 'You Actually Have to Read to Get This'

TrjnRabbit

@Rompehamster: Nice gamertag bro.

I vote for Souljaboitellem. Kidding

Jamesnara

@Jed Whitaker: I used to have Mr Bill cosby.

Jamesnara

@ShaSt One: No shit sherlock.

@Curse_Lily: GET HIM CURSE

@Placentasaurus: Gaming lobby:
"dude like what is that some plant or something, dude that sucks hur hur hur"
"shut up ********************************************"

@hot_heart: fucking lol!

@Dandikus: YOU DAMN RIGHT

@Erwin: Haha. Followed also.

GT: Bad Grandma

We use the same theory in Fantasy Football. My team name was "Off Contantly" so if you did happen to win against me on any given sunday, you got to brag that "I beat Off Constanly"

ciscomancer

@D-K, owhoo... how unfortunate..: You mean this guy?

Seeing as how he hasn't shown up for work in over ten years, that would explain a lot.

spannu

@Curse_Lily: Oi, crazed woman, don't tell us to repent! YOU repent.

With my mother!

Sincerely,
Jack Thompson, CEO of Comebacks

@dkrefft: I used stuff like "your mother" in quake 3... "you got fragged by your mother"... yes i was 12 too

Not a gamertag, but: "turn your mic off"

WilletteEchidna

ILove2HuntJews is the best gamertag

I nearly pissed myself laughing at IKnowAFatGuy

wtf, lmfao

@NeVeRMoRe666: Hey if there's fun to be having i'm there ^_^

I'm surprised your gamertag isn't something like OwnenGood.

DarkGeneral

@T3rm1n4L: I laughed so hard at this, I peed a little.

i personally liked "you were killed by no one" and "you killed no one"

Also, just doing a space for the name in some games was good, like "you killed "

@Curse_Lily: You too Lily, you're more than welcomed to join in on our assinine fun!

@dkrefft: I still do that kinda stuff in TF2... it freezeframes on the person who killed you and says "You were killed by... " with their avatar, so it's even funnier!

@NeVeRMoRe666: Like you, I normally don't accept strangers assing me, but this time I'll make an assception ;)

SadAstronaut

@Scotland: those names sound sexual

@NeVeRMoRe666: P.S. Thanks for the ass, I've already ass you as a friend.

I think BobFromAccounting is the best Gamertag I've ever seen.

@Scotland: I saw a guy called 'a vehicle' from the Halo 1 PC demo.

It matched one of the actual in-game messages.

@Erwin: Followed

@dkrefft: I actually played someone in Halo named Your Mom.

You've been killed by Your Mom.

@SadAstronaut: As a general principle, I don't usually ass strangers, well at least not at first. I find that these so-called causal "friends with benefit" situations, while fun, always lead to less than desirable ends *scratches itchy crotch*

On another note, mind if I ass you if you'll be my friend?

:p

@Scotland: YourStalker, Obesity, FallingDownTheStairs

You Killed; aHelplessPuppy, aBaby, Yourself, JFK, TheRadioStar

(I did have more but I clicked Submit and it couldn't seem to get past the sending it stage - no big loss)

Scotland

@QualityJeverage: IT'S THAT A CHALLENGE you don't know who you're messing with, just you wait until i buy a 360 or a PC the can run halo and then learn to how to play FPS games AND THEN I WILL OPEN A CAN OF WHOOPASS ON YOU >:[

@SadAstronaut: "embarassing typo"

Nah i would say pretty funny typo ^_^

@dkrefft: Someone I met on MGO was named "Like40Ninjas"

"Dude I just got killed by like40ninjas. LAAAAAAG"

@dkrefft: A Smooth Criminal.

@Michael Dukakis - Mets fan - Leader: *Slow clap* [the asterisks describe action; a slow clap is a film cliche, often referenced online as reply, usually sarcastic] Nice breakdown [point by point explanation].

Er, whoops, sorry [apology].

Belgian Rofl is obviously my favourite. Waffles unite!

I met FagKing in COD4 once

optimusp

@Curse_Lily: that stuff is lethal.

trunkenmath

@Kobun: Niiiice.

@Bialia: I trust all references to drugs and sexuality will be duly removed by Microsoft.

Microsoft: "We've got BobFromAccounting on it."

D-K, owhoo... how unfortunate..

@Bialia: I get bent out of shape

AKA not straight. I think someone owes Microsoft an apology. :p

@Scotland: trigonometry? LOL ^_^

@SadAstronaut: *ask

embarassing typo to say the least. D:

SadAstronaut

@Scotland: SweatySocks, aTeabaggerSoPrepare, LanceVance, SpoiledMilk, GirlScouts

D-K, owhoo... how unfortunate..

@Erwin: *Slow clap* Nice breakdown.

The best name I've ever seen - anywhere on the internet - was an Eve pilot named Admiral Snackbar.

XavieraEpaphus

@excel_excel: You should always report something like that I suppose. Most of the people getting banned for sexual content are caught because people report it.

@ShadowOdin isn't american: Ahem.....ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ REPENT FOR YOUR SINS YOU DAMN PIRATED BECAUSE IN THE EYES OF OUR LORD NINJA ARE THE PWNENATORS

＼| ￣ヘ￣|／

PS.i love the CuddlySandpaper tag ^_^

@LanciePants: Two weeks back [two weeks ago] on 1 vs. 100 [a game on Live], The Ones [the single player against the titular 100] were - consecutively, now [he's pausing for effect] - players the with gamertags [usernames] BLooDYxGenocide [very red mass killing] and Banana Hammicks ["banana hammock," a speedo or some other tight fitting male genitalia support or carriage]. Definitely [surely] memorable [easy to remember]. In that spirit [here: vein, theme, or reason], The BBPS [some website] has created its inaugural [first, likely yearly, unlikely to be actually repeated] gamertag awards [non-prize].

There.

@ShadowOdin isn't american said (though only got part of it) it's nerds getting angry. But it's about them getting angry about stupid things too, like rainbows in Diablo 3. THAT's a true nerdrage.

ShDragon

@Scotland: aBadger, aWedgie, AnErection, AnAllergicReaction, aGroupOfTeenagers, AnAssassin, ThatThingLivingUnderYourBed

Scotland

The best I've ever seen is XX WEIGHTROOM XX.

@dkrefft: When I played with a friend, they would use "aPinkBunny" though I'm sure we stole that from someone else.

@QualityJeverage: I hate those people!

So wait...you're going to tell me that SupriseButtSecks isn't eligible but Dildo Shaggins is? I call bullshit on that one. Dildo Shaggins is as much a 12yo mentality as buttsecks

@NeVeRMoRe666: You should ass them as a friend and accuse them of stealing your identity. ;)

SadAstronaut

@Rompehamster: Wow, good one man. I wish i could have thought of something like. Just out of curiosity where are you from?

lols those guys is fail i wud pwn any of dem in halo

challenge me 2 a 1v1 match ill rape u

gt xXx3L173xD3STR0Y3RxXx

---

Because some people need to be told, the above post is a joke.

QualityJeverage

@Kobun: Holy Crap! Totally Awesome!

neoxbomb

<--- Major Wedgie
XBL

@mfwahwah: It's not about me having demands. Nice try.

Bialia

@ShadowOdin isn't american: opposed to the e-jock that doles out e-wedgies left and right..? It still makes no sense..

D-K, owhoo... how unfortunate..

@ShadowOdin isn't american:
I am 12 and what is this?!@excel_excel: Because caps is cruise control for cool

WTF is Owen trying to say with that 1st paragraph?

LanciePants

@excel_excel: "Aye captain, the sarcasm meter is off the charts!"

D-K, owhoo... how unfortunate..

@Kobun: Yeah, I saw that and was quite surprised. That's pretty ingenious.

I also have to say that Taste The Painbow is excellent.

stupid_mcgee: uber pyro > flaming hunter ([k])

@Scotland:

I used PoopOnaStick in Agent Under Fire MP...

WayByWind

A lot of those weren't all that great. Or they were old.

I'm pretty sure I've seen 'TheNoodleIncident' on Wikipedia a few years back...

WayByWind

@gils0n: Schlong Connery

Scotland

@Bialia: Way to fight for a cause man! Don't give in and laugh until they meet your demands!

@dkrefft: You were killed by; PoopOnaStick, YourMum, Syphilis, aDoorKnob, aBetterPlayer, AIDS, TartarSauce, aFart, aLittleGirl, Trigonometry, TheGuyWhoShotYou, YourOwnStupidity, AnAcmeProduct, etc

Scotland

@T3rm1n4L: It comes from the ol' saying: "Te voy a romper tu madre!"

Which is something you say prior to kicking one's ass relentlessly.

Rompehamster

I still don't understand how someone else out there in gamerland has the gamertag NeVeRMoRe666 (exactly with all of the effed up caps and numbers), WHO ARE YOOOOOU?!?!?! WHO ARE YOOOOOOOOOOOOU!?!?! *shakes fist at sky*

...whoever you are...one day I will find you and take back what is mine!

You were killed by; PoopOnaStick, YourMum, Syphilis, aDoorKnob, aBetterPlayer, AIDS, TartarSauce, TheHamburglar, aFart, aLittleGirl, Trigonometry

+ any suggestions.

Scotland

Mine is Placentasaurus, which is both gross, and a dinosaur. Although most people in online games don't know what a placenta is, so it doesn't get much in the way of "wtf?" reactions.

@Bialia: oops, Dildo Shaggins. :p My bad

Bialia

My friends and I were laughing for a good while at one guy's gamertag we once saw on Halo:

PeePooCombo

@excel_excel: Exactly why relying on a community with an overwhelming percentage of juvenile suburban brats to deem what is and isn't offensive cannot work.

Sorry to be a Debbie Downer, but when DildoBaggins is celebrated for his general awesomeness and theGayerGamer is derided for promoting teh ghey to the children, I get bent out of shape.

I hope MS fixes this mess soon so I can actually laugh at a story like this.

Bialia

@excel_excel: Just ask us Europeans right? We've all been pirates at least once.

Sincerely,
Jack Thompson, CEO of Piratebay

@Rompehamster: My spanish is rusty but are you saying "The Motherbreaker"? lol.

@ShadowOdin isn't american: Yes that meme is appropriate but in relation to the article my gamertag is superGOATSE. literally i have had everything goatse as a tag since the big ol' xbox. to date:

ElGoatse
Goatse Returns
OlDirtyGoatse
superGOATSE

oh and one with a female name to troll dudes online. Jessicaprincess.

thank you thank you.

Takes me back to my arena shooter old days, we used names like "A Nun" or "A Small Child"

So you'd get messages like

A Small Child killed you!

You were rocketed by a nun!

Childish, sure, but funny at the time. You know, when I actually was 12.

My brother in law's tag was ShootInMyMouth. But then he created a new one that's just his name.

I_Like_Rabbits

@Kobun: that gamertag is indeed brilliant!!

/mindfucked

Rompehamster

@WillSerenity: lolwut

@Michael Dukakis - Mets fan - Leader: Ninjas are cool but not as cool as pirates. THATS WHY

@carrliadiere: protip: read upside down

@Pornosaur: Damn thats weak. You should have called it 'cockasauras'

@Bialia: Yet something like 'jookilla' I think I've actually seen NOT banned

@carrliadiere: at first glance, i thought the username was "derriere". so, i guess you get some special recognition.

@armchairnixon: I assume it is. Armchair Nixon made me laugh.

@Kobun:

Explain this to me, I'm dumb.

@roscoe: It's about nerds getting angry. Since they are nerds and angry, yet still nerds, they are no threat to anyone.

My amalgamation of a French footballer and my surname should get special recognition for being hard to spell.

EL ROMPEMADRES was my original gamertag.

Rompehamster

@Fadakar: Yes. You can tell yourselves that.

@roscoe: NERDFURY IS UNLEASHED WITH CAPS AAAAAGGGGHHHH!!

@roscoe: As am I

i'm sorry, perhaps i am just dated but how is "nerdfury" considered witty? is it a pun? an allusion? an allegory? a play on words?

i iz confuzed. =/

@ShadowOdin isn't american: This is nothing I would know of myself, as I am just an 8-year-old that just finished college and have now no blooming clue of what to do with my life.

@Jed Whitaker: PeterJacksonGWF is fucking genius man, hats off. You are awesome.

Aren't all users of Xbox Live, in one way or another, 12 years old mentally?

For as the old saying goes, as spoken by the heralds:

"I am 12 and what is this?"

TheNoodleIncident has to be a Calvin & Hobbes reference. I'm pretty sure it is; if not, feel free to correct me.

I'm quite enamored with my gamertag - Armchair Nixon.

armchairnixon

WTF are ninjas so cool? Oh and TheNoodleincident is my winner.

So, this could end up being the ONLY place where creating really stupid name will matter? Seriously, most handles people give themselves on the net are retarded.

And, seriously, using letters for numbers is SO 20th century. It does NOT make your make your name look cool! Get over yourselves!!!

I saw someone on XBL called Triggernometry yesterday. Damn him for taking such an awesome gamertag!

Cathartik

They banned my name Pornosaur, weak...

Pornosaur

TheNoodleIncident is cool. But my favorite has to be PoorLifeChoices. It tells me all I need to know about that guy.

The name mentioned by BlankVoid in the comments section -- umopapisdnpuaq -- is pretty brilliant for a Gamertag.

I trust all references to drugs and sexuality will be duly removed by Microsoft.

Bialia

Personally, I own a few awesome gamertags, IMO. Corndogs 4 Sale, Poopconasewer, PeterJacksonGWF, BillCosby, BananaPhone666.

Jed Whitaker

I'd remember something like SurpriseButtSecks more, especially if I got beat by them in a game with a message saying so.

Pudgie'sSmokerGivesAGoodTongueing

lol Dildo Shaggins. Pissed I didn't think of that.

gils0n

Ok?

Ok!

Ok.

wtf_G

@Erwin:

Even with the generous use of brackets and obvious sarcasm, your sentence structure is still more conducive to reading then Owens. At least someone could decipher it!

LanciePants

I played with a guy yesterday whose tag was "whywaste800pts".

I promptly send him a message letting him know that he had the best gamertag I'd ever seen.

xIAMHUNTERx

Best gamertag I've ever seen is Prefartjitters.

I wonder if anyone has "FileTheTPSReports"

@excel_excel: Triceracock!

@Rompehamster: @.@ yea...that's sex! o.o

I always liked TheJesusRocket. That way, in FPS, when you get a kill it says to them

"Defeated by TheJesusRocket."

Or

"Killed by TheJesusRocket."