This video is a documentary intro, and even though 1) the creators are German, 2) they show Mario peeing and 3) everyone has sex at the end, it still doesn’t explain what’s going on.
You’re just gonna have to see this for yourself – but it’s more than 5 minutes long, and doesn’t start getting weird until Ron Jeremy Mario pops out of a Space Invaders tank at 1:40.
There is no actual nudity, but I’d still classify this as rated nsfw for: Ryu and Guile making bedroom eyes; hot Pong ball-on-paddle action, and Lara Croft having a shampoo-commercial orgasm.
Video Games by MUSCLEBEAVER [Vimeo via GoNintendo, thanks tipster Morris]


















Dr_Stef
Monday, July 13, 2009 at 8:13 AMThis reminds me of something….
… Nope.. Actually it doesn’t.
Still, a great way to kill 5 mins, thanks
Aaron Clement
Monday, July 13, 2009 at 8:30 AMWhat did I just watch?
I’ve got nothing. Absolutely nothing.
Nice find though!
Max Skelton
Monday, July 13, 2009 at 9:16 AMmario you old devil
Kato
Monday, July 13, 2009 at 9:26 AMThose whacky Germans.
Mr Solis
Monday, July 13, 2009 at 9:29 AMthat was amazing!
best start to my 2nd semester
avsky
Monday, July 13, 2009 at 9:56 AMAre you kidding? That was AWESOME!!!
Femg
Monday, July 13, 2009 at 10:37 AMWell played sir, well played.
Nathan Hands
Monday, July 13, 2009 at 12:40 PMI was a little WTF with the long pong intro. But then it turned into pure awesome. Nice find!
Paul Puccio
Monday, July 13, 2009 at 2:02 PMI have no speech.
Michael Tidhar
Monday, July 13, 2009 at 5:44 PMPure awesome until the Lara Croft scene..