The Most Bizarre 5 Minutes You’ll Spend This Morning

This video is a documentary intro, and even though 1) the creators are German, 2) they show Mario peeing and 3) everyone has sex at the end, it still doesn’t explain what’s going on.

You’re just gonna have to see this for yourself – but it’s more than 5 minutes long, and doesn’t start getting weird until Ron Jeremy Mario pops out of a Space Invaders tank at 1:40.

There is no actual nudity, but I’d still classify this as rated nsfw for: Ryu and Guile making bedroom eyes; hot Pong ball-on-paddle action, and Lara Croft having a shampoo-commercial orgasm.


Video Games by MUSCLEBEAVER
[Vimeo via GoNintendo, thanks tipster Morris]

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(10 Comments)
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    Dr_Stef

    Monday, July 13, 2009 at 8:13 AM

    This reminds me of something….

    … Nope.. Actually it doesn’t.

    Still, a great way to kill 5 mins, thanks

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    Aaron Clement

    Monday, July 13, 2009 at 8:30 AM

    What did I just watch?

    I’ve got nothing. Absolutely nothing.

    Nice find though!

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    Max Skelton

    Monday, July 13, 2009 at 9:16 AM

    mario you old devil

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    Kato

    Monday, July 13, 2009 at 9:26 AM

    Those whacky Germans.

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    Mr Solis

    Monday, July 13, 2009 at 9:29 AM

    that was amazing!
    best start to my 2nd semester

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    avsky

    Monday, July 13, 2009 at 9:56 AM

    Are you kidding? That was AWESOME!!!

  • [–]

    Femg

    Monday, July 13, 2009 at 10:37 AM

    Well played sir, well played.

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    Nathan Hands

    Monday, July 13, 2009 at 12:40 PM

    I was a little WTF with the long pong intro. But then it turned into pure awesome. Nice find!

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    Paul Puccio

    Monday, July 13, 2009 at 2:02 PM

    I have no speech.

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    Michael Tidhar

    Monday, July 13, 2009 at 5:44 PM

    Pure awesome until the Lara Croft scene..

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