Today’s Punishment: We Cheer, In Japanese

8:00AM July 27, 2009 | Owen Good

This has a run-up of about 30 seconds, but immediately after that, you’ll be running for the nearest bottle of Texas Pete. To pour it on your eyeballs.

I tap out at about 41 seconds, right when the Hey!-ing stops and the singin’ starts. How long can you last?

BTW, I haven’t done a great job introducing this “feature.” Some have asked why I’m punishing the readers. Well, one, I believe in collective guilt and, two, I’m a sadist. You may consider these videos, for as long as you can stand watching them anyway, penance for the multitude of gaming sins you commit throughout the week. Don’t give me that look, I know you’ve been bad.

If you have a particularly punishing video, feel free to tip me. I like to make kids break off their own switch before I hit ‘em with it, too.

Also, if you like, you may use the comments as a confessional. You will be punished Saturday and Sunday at 4 p.m. I expect all of you in here to take your medicine.

WE CHEER Morning Yell HARD PLAY [YouTube]

Comments

  • Mr Solis

    July 27, 2009 at 10:36 AM

    i don’t know about you guys but that kinda looks fun…………….

  • wombat

    July 27, 2009 at 11:13 AM

    Wuss.
    I’ve seen far worse than this and remained viewing.

    Then again maybe I’ve built up a tolerance to the diabeetus sweet japanese ‘Kawaii’ sub-culture.

    You know, when they aren’t trying to flash me.

  • Hieronimus Kava

    July 27, 2009 at 11:43 AM

    I agree with Mr Solis…that looks like Elite Beat Agents on the Wii. That looks mad fun.

  • legless

    July 27, 2009 at 3:02 PM

    I wouldn’t really call this punishment.

  • Cerzel

    July 27, 2009 at 4:19 PM

    “I tap out at about 41 seconds, right when the Hey!-ing stops and the singin’ starts.”

    You are weak.

  • Savin Wangtal

    July 27, 2009 at 5:07 PM

    So is this played with 2 Wiimotes and no nunchuck unit?
    Having 2 things to worry about makes it feel quite a tad more complicated. Looks quite interesting, nonetheless.

  • XeroWolfe

    July 28, 2009 at 7:23 PM

    OMG i want this as my ringtone!!!

    that is sooooo moe!! >,<

    it makes my heart doki doki towards this tune…

    shenanigans. O,O

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