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If The PS3 Is A Formula 1 Racer, What Is Xbox 360? The Wii?

5:00PM August 20, 2009 | Brian Ashcraft

According to this Japanese news show, the Xbox 360 is an expensive foreign car. The Wii? It’s a go-kart. Look at that kid! He’s gonna have a blast.

Courtesy of Japanese television. Thank you Japanese television.

Comments

  • Mr Waffle

    August 20, 2009 at 9:46 PM

    If the PS3 is an F1 car, the team manager is an alcoholic who spends more time in the VIP tent getting into the free booze than bothering to hire decent drivers.

  • Sagarat

    August 20, 2009 at 9:56 PM

    No, X360 is a Ford Pinto, it is a perfect analogy:

    Company tries to beat competition to market with a new product it rushed through design. They knows it has serious (and potnntially fatal) design faults, but still sells the faulty product to customers, as the cost of fixing the cause of the problem is greater then dealing with its effects (RROD warrantee for Microsoft, wrongfull death claims for Ford)

    Oh, the PS3 is a McLaren F1 (Fast, Expansive, but tricky to drive), and the Wii is a lotus (Lightweight cheap and chearful fun, but slow in the straits)

  • Jay

    August 20, 2009 at 11:58 PM

    Ahh the 360 is more like a F-22 Raptor.

  • Dr_Stef

    August 21, 2009 at 7:38 AM

    I have never seen an F1 Car with only 2 wheels

  • FatShady

    August 21, 2009 at 12:47 PM

    …And how can the cheapest console be the ‘expensive car’?

  • tetsuo

    August 22, 2009 at 2:11 AM

    Only one of them you can actually drive on the street.

    F1 = fast yet expensive and useless.

    GoKart = fun yet underpowered.

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