If The PS3 Is A Formula 1 Racer, What Is Xbox 360? The Wii?

According to this Japanese news show, the Xbox 360 is an expensive foreign car. The Wii? It’s a go-kart. Look at that kid! He’s gonna have a blast.

Courtesy of Japanese television. Thank you Japanese television.

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(12 Comments)
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    Mr Waffle

    Thursday, August 20, 2009 at 9:46 PM

    If the PS3 is an F1 car, the team manager is an alcoholic who spends more time in the VIP tent getting into the free booze than bothering to hire decent drivers.

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    Sagarat

    Thursday, August 20, 2009 at 9:56 PM

    No, X360 is a Ford Pinto, it is a perfect analogy:

    Company tries to beat competition to market with a new product it rushed through design. They knows it has serious (and potnntially fatal) design faults, but still sells the faulty product to customers, as the cost of fixing the cause of the problem is greater then dealing with its effects (RROD warrantee for Microsoft, wrongfull death claims for Ford)

    Oh, the PS3 is a McLaren F1 (Fast, Expansive, but tricky to drive), and the Wii is a lotus (Lightweight cheap and chearful fun, but slow in the straits)

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    Jay

    Thursday, August 20, 2009 at 11:58 PM

    Ahh the 360 is more like a F-22 Raptor.

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      Scott Vandonkelaar

      Friday, August 21, 2009 at 9:04 AM

      I really can’t see how that analogy works at all. I don’t recall the F-22 having RROD problems…

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        philomglol

        Friday, August 21, 2009 at 12:31 PM

        Also, the original PS3 is literally the same size as a Formula 1 car.

        Excellent point.

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    Dr_Stef

    Friday, August 21, 2009 at 7:38 AM

    I have never seen an F1 Car with only 2 wheels

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      Edwin K

      Friday, August 21, 2009 at 9:23 AM

      Lol me neither

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        Kedwin E

        Friday, August 21, 2009 at 10:32 AM

        Lol me neither

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        Edkin W

        Friday, August 21, 2009 at 3:10 PM

        Lol me neither

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        Kyle Sanderson

        Sunday, August 23, 2009 at 9:58 AM

        Nor I!

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    FatShady

    Friday, August 21, 2009 at 12:47 PM

    …And how can the cheapest console be the ‘expensive car’?

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    tetsuo

    Saturday, August 22, 2009 at 2:11 AM

    Only one of them you can actually drive on the street.

    F1 = fast yet expensive and useless.

    GoKart = fun yet underpowered.

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