Mario Goes All Christian Bale On The Set

Im really f'ing sick of christian bale stuff.

He is just a regular guy and nothing else, he is no better than the prime minister of canada or guy who runs the fry machine at mcdonalds. Crap like this and paying attention to him just elevates him above your average person.

People get yelled at while at work a thousand times a day but no one gives a toss about them.

@[www.youtube.com]

DarthDie

@Jesustron, Now with more beer!:

This comment was promoted, then demoted.

@I Am Error: No seriously. It had so much potential and they forgot to bring the funny.

@OverGod: Seriously.

"Do you know how many levels I've beaten in my life?"

CLASSIC.

Ryodestined

@ppppp:
Yeah, really. They need to close that aperture and throw on an ND filter or something, because that's some beastly sunlight there.

Blah8

Yeah...what ever. I feel ashamed and embarrassed for them. This was incredibly lame and unfunny to the extreme.

@jeremycole: It really was hard to watch the whole thing through.

kearneybobs

@William Lee Twitch: So say you are funding a movie, and you're ok with people messing thousands of dollars takes?

@I Am Error:
trust me, i have ample humour. i just didnt find it funny. at all.

@Bob-a: hey, fair enough!

@zixaphir: agreed

bonghammer

@jeremycole:
I thought it was pretty good.

how sad

8-Bit-Soul

I definitely liked this video. Not only does it make Mario look like a douche bag, but it makes Christian Bale look like an even bigger douchebag. That counts as a 1UP!

William Lee Twitch

I found the Mario Kart video funny, so I liked this. Probably more because of the Mario Kart tie that the actual joke but whatever. Good enough for 11pm on a Sunday.

Elsmooth

@Minister of Fun: yes you too, and we could keep it all day long, but that would be pointless :/

GeluAnimus

@Soldier_CLE: I absolutely knew that me getting a star would be wrought with controversy and would be as annoying as possible for everybody. Go me!

TaylorEatWorld

@Soldier_CLE: Har. Har. Har.

*smacks*

KefkaticFanatic

@Pat Douglas: Ha...you just made a confession.

@supo: I see it now...

It was "starred", then "unstarred", then "starred" again.

o_O

From all the changes, I think I'm seeing stars now!

Why not write that properly?

@Owen Good: You noticed that too, eh Owen? LOL

@I Am Error: *not a diva*

@Kristopher.W: Its good to know you have little to no sense of humor.

@supo: Actually, he just did that, before you commented. :P

(Starman) AnalysisDialysis

oof... it's not every day you see a comedy skit fall on its face this hard...

@Soldier_CLE: Owen Good promoted this comment TaylorEatWorld was starred

You can't see that, next to his comment? Shows up in his profile for me.

supo

@WaR_HaWk: The Mario part was rather funny.

@-Skyline-: Voted Crecente 12':
No, no, no. Mario is not diva, Sonic is.
:)

@Owen Good: I would tend to agree. It used to feel like an open forum that encouraged deep thought and careful speech, but lately, it has come across to me more like an old school clique, or even a caste system. There is little clarity in threads, and people appear to be interacting based on a closed Kotaku world vs. an open-ended "real" one.

@Owen Good: Hmm, in retrospect, I probably shouldn't have added my own insults to the fray. That just made things worse, in my opinion. Thanks for teaching me my lesson.

Oh well, here I go, embarking on another trip of labor! The red comments I saw were pretty much a mess, anyways.

(Starman) AnalysisDialysis

@ShadowOdin isn't american:

Sunday is flamebait for banhammer Monday!

Video related: I didn't enjoy this, I had to stop the video.

@Owen Good: Owen don't worry about it man, I don't want to cause any more work around Kotaku, thanks though.

TaylorEatWorld

@TaylorEatWorld: I have no idea why you were unstarred. I starred you in the first place.

Anyone who unstars TaylorEatWorld, file an explanation with me.

Jesus Christ, comments around here are nothing but a mess.

@TaylorEatWorld: Well, here goes back to attaching to star commentors' posts again to get noticed. :P

Just kidding, Kotaku. You know I kid. :P

(Starman) AnalysisDialysis

@(Starman) AnalysisDialysis: Agreed, an interesting view into what star commenters see. I didn't like seeing the un-approved comments anyway, they were 98% troll. Oh well.

TaylorEatWorld

@TaylorEatWorld: Yikes, we both got shot down at the same time...

Well, that was fun while it lasted. :(

(Starman) AnalysisDialysis

@TaylorEatWorld: Well.. that was quick.

TaylorEatWorld

@supo: (et al) What star? I'm looking at his profile and name, and there isn't a star next to it.

@GeluAnimus: I think you have something on your nose.

EXPOSURE LEVELS get

ppppp

I could see College Humor doing this waaaay better.

Too soon? No. Not soon enough.

haha

Reminds me of There Will Be Brawl's drunken interpretation of Mario, except not quite as awesome...

@(Starman) AnalysisDialysis: I've never had a star, though I was banned 3 months ago. Mods got a little heavy-handed.

TaylorEatWorld

@ShadowOdin isn't american: I think you're right. Although, compared to some other Sundays I've seen, this one isn't half bad.

Although I don't know how it would be without that MC Hammer post.

I also could not stand his voice and stop watching

Morphine16

@Misanthropic Gamer: Oh man, the connections to this username and his comment is outstanding...

(Starman) AnalysisDialysis

@TaylorEatWorld: Finally, after 3 months of rehabilitation, TaylorEatWorld has earned his star back. Congratulations. :)

(Starman) AnalysisDialysis

@Neo-Senku: You should've been here earler this morning then. :P

(Starman) AnalysisDialysis

While the video was incredibly disturbing, I do too notice some guys around here who probably think Kotaku was made to meet their own standards......

.....and well, thats just selfish people, slow day for you, doing nothing but complaining :(

GeluAnimus

@supo: I was disemvoweled once, cause the editor didn't get the connection in my comment..the commenters supported me.

It's probably just me, but I never found that Christian Bale rage video funny. Douchy, sure, but not funny.

@TaylorEatWorld: Congratulations. On a day when countless commenters have been disemvoweled and had their commenting privileges taken away, you have stood up for common decency and become a star. Thank you for not being like 90% of the jack asses commenting. That star is well deserved.

MilkManNick

@marbury187: I did stop watching the video. Couldn't handle the guy's mario voice..

supo

@TaylorEatWorld: Awesome, you were starred for this :)

supo

@EmTeeZ: agreed, hard to watch.

@ShadowOdin isn't american: I'll have you know some of my best video projects in college have been made in garages.

@PlatformJunkie: "Misanthropic Gamer has no friends."

SenileProfessorOak

@Misanthropic Gamer: Been a while since i saw a disemvoweling

Is it just me or has today been a particularly fast troll day? I see disemvowelment on just about every post today. I mean, if all you have to say is "slow news day, eh?" maybe you should just shut up and not comment. Or better yet, stop coming to this site altogether.

On topic: The trailer was much better than this video. There is still a little hope for the actual movie. Very little though.

MilkManNick

@D3t3rr3nce: A diva with ATTITUDE!

@linoge: lol @ noob post

He sounds kind of... weird. Like a Spanish-Italian mix.

Delano_J

Sometimes I think Owen posts these kinds of things just to get people to disemvowel.
And that's one of the reasons why Owen is my favorite Kotaku-editor. The other is making the best of newsdrought-weekends.
And delicious, delicious pie.

Video-people. They have props for the dress. But setting it at a garage killed it for me.

i know this was supposed to be funny, but i just dont see that possible. sorry.

Sun-day Kotaku?

just kidding, noticed a lot of disemvowelment in this article, i like authority ;)

@TaylorEatWorld: "Misanthropic Gamer's ability to comment is not enabled."

PlatformJunkie

@Misanthropic Gamer: ITT: People who don't realize Kotaku is a blog where the writers can post whatever they want.

TaylorEatWorld

@-Skyline-: Voted Crecente 12': You know who a diva is?! Sonic the Hedgehog is a freaking diva!

@

What a diva...

This almost makes me want to beat him up in SSBB....

-Skyline-: Voted Crecente 12'

Coulda been funny if a good performer were involved or if they'd tried something clever with the idea, but that was just dreadful.

EmTeeZ

Lm. Prhps y shld'v bn lttl mr sl

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linoge

Really?

Hah, I'm watching Batman Begins right now with Christan Bale.

HIVEMIND KOTAKU!

TaylorEatWorld

... I just got dumber that was the worst.

Pat Douglas