Serious Metroid fans may get a titter out of the referential piece, but conservative Galactic Federation types aren’t going to approve of Aran’s faux pro-gay marriage editorial. Hey, it’s McSweeney’s, not The Onion. It’s dry, but amazingly authentic.
Now back to *my* Samus Aran lesbian coming out fanfic…
Metroid’s Samus Aran Speaks Out About Gay Marriage [McSweeney's]