Monster Hunter 3 Cheater Banned Until The Year 9999

@Mister Jack can has cheezburger?: +1

@ca$h: I completely avoid any TV with "reality" in it, lest I really want to inflict some brain damage unto myself.

@PogiJones: Because ten billion years' time is so fragile, so ephemeral... it arouses such a bittersweet, almost heartbreaking fondness.

lol I hope xbox live does it like that...

hei kotaku
i think the pic is fake. better check the original pic
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Gen

HAHAHAHAHHA go capcom!

Add this to the list of things to be completed before Duke Nukem Forever is released.

@xzeldax3: I wish I could sponsor your comment... Because I don't know how to repost your pic.

god dayum

@RoFFL3s: false hope?

Like "well, i can still play with my account after december 13 2999"........ ya know, having hope for something like that is like having hopw that life prolongers are being work and will be out in our life span.......

Now, thinking otherwise, they might have though of that.

Nice Capcom, ya are pretty evil sometimes, xDDDDD

@Sugoi: well, i was refering to the year, not the ammount, but then again, i think applying it to the ammount of years is actually the way to go, so yeah, that might turn my comment to instant fail...... more than it already was, xD

@AlucardsQuest: obviously you underestimate the replay value of this game, it will easily be played 20,000 years from now.

@AlucardsQuest: You=no sense of humor

Heromachine

i always wish the doctor was real.

sayrawr

Kids got it easy back in my day you got a lifetime ban and a flogging for good measure.

@Salen: Monster Hunter might be reality by that year..
We should have by then (thanks to the private sector) developed space craft that can warp and stuff.. were bound to run into some weird creatures..

--Core--

@Cururu: LoL.

--Core--

it hurts more to give false hope

@gaiking: 5 girls actually.

@cjlopez: Actually, it's less than 8000 years.

Sugoi

@MrBangBam:
"How are humans beecoming more stupid and asinine?"

Ahem. You, good sir, do obviously not subscribe to cable. Or, at the very least, have not seen The Reality Channel.

@Rozzlit:
Whatever do jew mean?

[www.youtube.com]

"Now it's been 10,000 years,
Man has cried a billion tears
For what he never knew.
Now man's reign is through."

On the bright side, your MH3 account isn't banned anymore.

PogiJones

One thing about the year 9999... everyone will be DEAD!!! Nobody will even be playing Monster Hunter even 50 years from now let alone eight thousand. The network itself won't be up for more than 10 years tops! Why not just say "banned for life"?

AlucardsQuest

@GameBuddy - Doesn't like tomatoes on his sandvich.: even after the 10th time, this doesn't loose its charm. kudos.

That's what online cheaters deserve. Actually, they deserve to be banned from the Internet entirely. Blacklisted from every ISP in existence, and if they're caught using the Internet, punished even worse.

so..... no one has made the joke, so here i go

"ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!"

@Hiero: I've heard a rumour that Epic was interested in picking up duke nukem forever for release round about the year 4500.

team.bates

@Pezdispenser: Or, around that time the mayans were getting their asses handed to them by the Spanish I think it was, so then they couldn't finish their calendar xD

@Pezdispenser: You know, if we're talking about the Mayan Long Count calendar (which is what most people talk about when they say "Mayan calendar"), it doesn't even really end in 2012, it just rolls over to another digit. It goes from 12.19.19.17.19 to 13.0.0.0.0. For the Mayans, this portended some friggin' awesome parties, no doubt, but not much more than that.

celery

@Tyr4nt: what are you talking about? ALWAYS BET ON DUKE!

Rozzlit

@Mister Jack does BIG SOVIET DAMAGE:
Sure is racial slurs in here.

Rozzlit

@denki: That is the Wii version brosef.

Rozzlit

@VenomIreland: So when elves talked about going back to that land long across the sea where they could leave for the rest of days in peace with their god... they meant japan!

@Protector one: My theory? They ran out of space to write on their calendars, and figured "Meh, a couple of hundred years is far enough ahead, let's stop here and update it later".

@starscar.exe: But it might. Bad things happen to innocent people all of the time. No one has a right to live on this earth where mother-nature is concerned. That twin that dies in the womb has a right-to-life too, are you gonna complain to the higher power? Many different predictions all point to this time on earth for armageddon. I call it Obamageddon.

VideoGameFan

@projectleet:

@MrBangBam: Almost as stupid as electing someone just because of their race. You'd figure only morons would elect someone that pretty much said that he would use bigger govt. to fix all of our problems, capitalism be damned.

I'd have to say that were are even stupider now than we were 8 years ago. The damage done in the last 6 months will prove to be more devastating than anything done in the last 25 years.

We're fucked because the earth's axis is gonna shift, completely fucking up all of the world's eco-systems.

VideoGameFan

@Cururu: I'm glad someone posted something like this, because if you didn't, I would have. Nice one! Haha

@Ur-Lord-Crypy: You and me both, sir. There aren't many combinations in the world better than that.

@Hiero: I played eve for like 5 years, I experienced everything :P The account that got banned I didn't care about and saw coming ;p

Portal ganking haha :P

Queue snappy curaso quote explaining the situation.

"Looks like time...Got the best of him" YEAAAAAAAAAA

No? no... okay... well I can't exactly work under pressure here.

projectleet

@Ur-Lord-Crypy: "I do not want my kids to have to deal with all the BS."

Sooo, you WANT to live with the notion that every human being is gonna die? Including your kids? That's the kind of future you want for them?

I'm sorry, but as dumb as this world can get, my kids will grow up strong and live through life as I have because they deserve that right. Just because some old ass calendar stops on a specific date doesn't mean the end of the world.

um.....are there 4 girls in that photo?.......good grief.

@Ur-Lord-Crypy: C'mon, are you serious? You're such a downer, especially on a Monday. How are humans beecoming more stupid and asinine? (I will not debate the self-absorbed comment). Only a few centuries ago we still believed that the world is flat and that boring holes in skulls cured headaches. Shit, only 8 years ago we thought it would be smart electing Bush Jr. as President. The world's always been stupid and it always will be, but not in an increasingly stupid rate.

So he's got about an hour and 10 minutes left to play before the decamillenium bug hits and knocks out all the servers anyway. Fun times.

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And is that a redhead japanese girl?? OMG, my 2 favorite things smashed together.

Ur-Lord-Crypy

@Tyr4nt: you do not say silly goose! you call your friend an asshole like a normal kid!

ch0mpchomp

@starscar.exe: YEah, sorry to burst your naive bubble here..
But if there was this GOD creature, who made the whole universe is 7 days... I do belive that he could take it out in one painfully quick clap of the hands.

Now being as I have never seen this magical guy floating in clouds, I go more for the science and astrology side. The Myans calender has been dead on for 1000 years. It stops at 2012 going by thier versions of astrology and Science, not religion. Maybe a comet, Solar flares, World war...
I truthfully hope for the end of the world.
Im tired of seeing humans become mor stupid, assinine and self absorbed on a daily basis. Also, if the state of things gets worse, I do not want my kids to have to deal with all the BS.

Ur-Lord-Crypy

@Odin: I used to cheat on the first monster hunter online. Code breaker worked on that stuff. Talk about unlimited ammo or monster parts. haw! Course I think I was one out of 10 people actually playing it in america online. Most people wah wah wah'd that it was too hard and they couldnt beat the cooking meat stage.

And thus a retelling of the H.G. Wells classic "The Time Machine" was imagined...

Ignited_Impulse

@samuraisc: oh man, that was nice.

@Cururu: I read that in Will Shatner's voice. Thank you.

biggerx

@moose39: LMFAO

At least he wasn't banned permanently.

@hyde_ist: Only at times like these?

MechaTama31

At times like this I wish the Doctor was real

hyde_ist

Psh 7990 more years, I can wait

I wonder what kind of "data" it was that got the user kicked- I'm using an HP mod that displays enemy health in the corner (great for knowing if you'll even come close to killing it in 50 minutes), and I'd hate to be banned for having that.

Oh, wait, first I have to actually play it online...

Can't wait for the next MH PSP- I can actually go out and have fun with that.

Just wait em out.

@starscar.exe: Something like this:

@MtlAngelus:

I hope it's after the Olympics.
We've gone to a lot of trouble and expense for London2012, it'd be a shame if everyone was dead before we could enjoy it.

@steve86uk: yeah but I find it ironic since you can unbann ur self from the wii quite easily, since its you can just change ur id w/ or w/o a hack i forgot, but its the same way to get around a mario kart ban >: ). The only thing you'd lose is ur already banned account D: and hey just because its the wii im guessing all ur save data is stored on the wii it self so you could just back that up and reload it later xD. Ahhhhh sigh

bobasp1

@VenomIreland: oh snap...

-Cue psychedelic 60s music-

In the year 9999...

If man is still alive!

If woman can survive!

They may find...

their Monster Hunter Account revived!

etc.

@Ants_Pai:

@steve86uk: Maybe we'll have Starcraft 2, Diablo 3, GT5 and FFXIII Versus too...

@Dao2SKP: You won't miss much anyway... Unless you like portal ganking =p

@steve86uk: And 5, 6, 7, 8...

superdance14

@deanbmmv: Well, have you ever seen a Japanese Corpse? Huh?

hahaha, love it, I hope its not a mistake.

@Ants_Pai: WNI!

Yeah! Go Capcom!

Omatic

@Mister Jack does BIG SOVIET DAMAGE: GYP!? As in Gyp-ceros? Haha! Good one!

OK, sorry...

-Niric

It's probably their way of a permaban. EvE used to do that too, I'm banned till 2032 :P

Good.

Diamonds are forever, but Monster Hunter 3 Bans are just till 9999 AD (or the Apocolypse, whichever comes first).

That should totally be a Jared/Monster Hunter 3 cross-commercial ad.

that picture is adorable

@Protector one: I like how we designate when everyone's gonna die. Like it's gonna take one day to wipe out humanity. Rubbish.

Oh well, if it does happen, then it looks like no MH3 for this guy.

@FeatherNET - Live in Canada: They'll probably start using probabilities as the actual Doomsday approaches.
"Tomorrow there will be a 20% chance of sun, 30% chance of rain and 50% chance of end of the world through Armageddon."

@samuraisc: It makes sense. Jesus was probably born in the year 12 instead of the year 0, thus why y2k doesn't actually happen until 2012. :O

@Protector one: We can't even get the weather right, and people think we can predict the end of the world?

@Soldiers_Poem: Rolf

@starscar.exe:

22:49

"Yeah"

12/12...

"What!? 3 and a half months"

/9999

(O_O)

Dave Strife

@Soldiers_Poem: flail.

@Protector one: My theory on 2012 is that Y2K finally got its shit together.

Monster Hunter 4 will probably be out by then.

What a gyp. The wii isn't even Y10K compliant, from what I heard.

I can just picture a dusty desolate planet, with the ruinous husks of a bygone civilization, thousands of crumbling monuments to man's endeavors. And in a small room, located in somewhere once known as the east, a screen flickers into life- infected with a cob-webbed like crack. Text from a forgotten tongue scrolls along, half distorted and gradually floods the screen and on the right hand border an insignificant box is ticked...

@XForce: That's just silly lol. As Bash so aptly pointed out "The year 9999 might be a long time, but it's not "never". Never is a long time. 9999? A blink in the space-time continuum." We will NEVER play DNF, silly goose.

Tyr4nt

And you thought waiting for Duke Nukem Forever was bad.

XForce

Capcom are so awesome =3

woodlandbunny484

Everybody knows the world ends in 2012. Only three more years to become successful, kids!

Wow, Onwed?

console ban or game ban? mh4 should be out sometime before 9999.

@zerokoolpsx:
MH3 (the Wii version to which this story relates) isn't ad-hoc, it's proper online. MHFU (the PSP version) is adhoc though and yes people do occasionally cheat on it and there is no repercussions for it.

Odin

Assuming for just a second the human race survives that long without too major a setback to our technological advancement... I would love to get a turn on what they'll be playing then!

Wtf, people actually cheat on an ad-hoc game? lol on the year 9999! I think left = lifted in that message. "The next time you violate the terms of use, you will never again be able to connect." There won't be a next time lol.

zerokoolpsx

I admire Capcom's confidence that Nintendo will keep Wi-Fi Connection running for the next 8000 years.

I guess Capcom where to lazy to code an proper perma banning system and just set the bann timer on the year 9999 xD

Hmm... i wonder if you can set the Wii on to year 10000 :P

KotakuFreund

I know Japanese have a higher life expectancy than the rest of the world. But its not that high is it?

@(Zombie) Teliko: They're not monsters. They have compassion.

fauxbravo

@LordChris915: yeah, now he's just need to invent immortality :]

I think people should always be forever banned if they're cheating online. And if they want to play online again, buy the game again. I mean cheating offline is fine, you don't bother other people. Online it's totally unacceptable. In other words: great move.

I can only imagine the look on his face when he got that message.

starscar.exe

Well, atleast they're kind enough to give you an hour and ten minutes to play before the space-time continuum collapses into itself.

HAHAHA... now thats a ban, lets hope blizzard are planning the same for cheating online..

Capcom just Hip-Checked the poor bastard.

Ha.

Soniku

Lucky its wasn't 1999 or else he would have to invent the time machine to get his ban lifted.