Even for its era, this was one of the all-time, mind-numbingly boringest video games ever developed. How boring? Walking into a fence could kill you.
That’s where I checked out, 0:17 seconds. How much can you take? I hear Smurfette’s naked at the end.
Smurf: Rescue in Gargamel’s Castle [YouTube]
















Carlos Varney
Monday, August 3, 2009 at 9:09 AMLOL HE DIED BY WALKING INTO A BUSH HAHAHAHAHAH
Fiannan
Monday, August 3, 2009 at 9:15 AMI remember this game! We’ve got a copy of it lying around somewhere. I’m pretty sure our ColecoVision still works, too.
Alan S
Monday, August 3, 2009 at 9:54 AMWhoever’s playing this must really suck or dying deliberately to make the video boring… took him long enough to figure out the double jump mechanic
James Wood
Monday, August 3, 2009 at 12:59 PMlooks like one of those videos where it’s a computer figuring it out..
Stinky
Monday, August 3, 2009 at 1:10 PMThis was a compelling game at the time, the graphics still look pretty good and it was aimed at kids after all.
Wigman
Monday, August 3, 2009 at 5:06 PMIt may have been aimed at kids, but my father had real trouble timing the jumps.
Miner 2049er was the best game for Coleco. I wonder where that machine went…