A Reward For Doing Good Xbox Work

Thats a pretty sweet lamp, except for the creepy avatars holding the controller up.

Killer_WaLrUs

@NeVeRMoRe666: It's just not worth it. I don't want to attended some awards assembly where parents are forced to clap for you as you receive your Rite-Aid certificate for attending all classes.

Edit: WOW! That bus coming in slowly must be for me cause I completely missed the joke. You ditch a assembly for perfect attendance. XD Now that's funny!

Outkastprince

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@n00b_pwner: It's a knock-off? Is nothing sacred in this world?!

Outkastprince

@Outkastprince: lol. Funny story, I once got an award for perfect attendance in jr. high and was suppose to come up to receive a plaque during the awards assembly. I never got it. The reason? I had ditched the assembly to go play basketball outside...

What wrong did they do? That nasty thing would end up in the shame closet with my x-blades figurine.

Great, now snatch it from them for not uploading the newest Rock Band DLC at time.

@NeoStarr HD: You should get the award for being so determined.

Heck, I'll even throw in a laugh---- XD

Outkastprince

@Kobun: I wouldn't mind having one, perhaps the exclusive status attached to it makes me want it.

Like if I saw it on some shelf on Walmart, I'd kind of want it, but not so much.

Outkastprince

"Koaku"... :D

@Erwin: That's the spirit! (^_~)

@Outkastprince: But Vault Boy isn't on it!

n00b_pwner

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Outkastprince

@NeoStarr HD: Resized to fit; sorry about that...

NeoStarr HD

@NeVeRMoRe666: I remember when I given an award for best class attendance (I didn't really listen to classes, but attended). A bookmark. A simple I don't read books man bookmark.

Outkastprince

Is that mike myers on the left?

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Couldn't resist.

NeoStarr HD

Who are the people on the lamp?

@DigitalHero: Someone who watched Tales From The Hood. Can't really name a favorite, but I enjoy the one where the cops beat this black politician and have it come back to them.

Outkastprince

I... I must have this. My life finally has meaning. Thank you, Koaku, for turning me on to this unbelievable creation.

Carey.Laius

I love lamp... well someone had to do it!

Rampage

$20 says Trixie360 and Major Nelson got it.

@MrMuhnquai: Kotaku misspelled.
I kinda thought it was obvious.

That looks lame, but that makes it more awesome.

I want one!

n00b_pwner

"Wait, so you found a way to minimize next year's budget expenditures all the while undercutting Wii sales and demonizing the PS3?!? Fantastic! Have a lamp!"

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@KommanderKeith:
Remember Tales From The Hood? That is what it looks like. Creepy dolls.

@xmalditox: Plus her arms are stupidly long. She's Mrs. Fantastic.

@KillerBee: They made them look too real to be avatars

xmalditox

LOOK DUMMIES! Oh...those are whats? People?

BULL S**T!

In TF2, players wearing halos don't get healed. At Xbox HQ, "trophy lamp" bearers are last out during a fire.

This is why you lie, cheat, and half-ass through life.

I want one D:

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treegreen

it is, but it does look like a nice project, make a lamp from controllers. I can see it already. Xbox bedlamp, Wiimote flashlight, Nes booklight, nunchuck nightlight....

Anoniempje

Their dead eyes follow me into the landscape of my dreams, there to rend my soul from flesh and devour my very essence.

@KillerBee: The only failure was the one to make it look expensive.
Looks like a toy.

man, that thing looks stupid

Rotsujin

Man that looks creepy as hell.

It's like children of the corn, but with video games.

This will haunt me.

THANKS KOTAKU

It's almost like that one time when I was younger, at work, instead of getting a Christmas bonus, I got a coupon for $10 off of a frozen turkey.

Iz Not Impressed....

Yeah I.....can't say I'd WANT to buy that.

HK-47

What's Koaku?

MrMuhnquai

@Kobun: I think they were trying to make them look like avatars.....they just failed miserably.

That's hideous. You'd think the base would resemble the 360 avatars instead of those... things.

Kobun

Aw man, they could have at least painted the controller gold...

On second thought, I find gold to be pretty ugly.

is that what happens to avatars when they grow up?

ithyphallus, lazy beareaucrat

@7ucky: Yeah, i saw that and got a hearty laugh.

Koaku, I know eveybody hates spelling/grammar sticklers, but you misspelled your own site name!

I_Like_TDs

Screw the award, look at that bitching Spongebob chair!

@I_Like_TDs: Lol, at first I saw it as "Kohaku" o.O

MixMaster81

I can think of a million better gaming icons that would have served better for this, in stead of a 360 controller and a couple of random figures.

@excel_excel: Oh yes. That is an excellent chair. THAT should be an award! :3

Takara_Kitsune

wad happened to Acheivement Unlocked?

gothamdarkknight

Could they make the statue people look any more stupid?

@Azagthoth666: Well, *that* was nightmarish enough to keep me mentally disturbed for at least another week. Thanks.

This certainly looks familiar...And yet scary :(

Not sure, but I think they voided the warranty on that controller..

Microsoft knows style. Here's hoping for a huge figurine of the office paperclip freak too. Classy.

You know what's hideous? That thing up there.