Be Bayonetta, Win HD Gaming Set-Up

@djricekcn: Can he cross dress? I'd assume so.

Can he win? God I hope not....

@Faiye Munro: Mmm, Zombie Strippers...

SigmundTheSeaMonster

@Psiklone: Forgot about Fey. (Nice but needs, um , something...more...bigger!)

SigmundTheSeaMonster

@ph15h: Nailin Palin?

SigmundTheSeaMonster

I know there's a "Cause the Ps3 version is crippled" joke somewhere.
Care help me find it?

I really wish I wasn't blonde >< That setup would be sweeeeeeet...

Although I guess the comp is probably only US-based anyway :P

lineypi

@ShirleyTemple: Just stop. There are limits to how far one should go to win a contest. There are mail order brides if you have to pull sources...put that in "you must send me a pic of list" to be considered. If she wins you a 50in, another 360 and a game, I think she's more than paid for her trip to america...plus you get a hot cosplaying broad out of it. It's a win/ win.

Hmm.... well I've already entered the art contest, but there are so many good entries I have my doubts of even getting 11th place, so maybe I'll enter this contest too. It might be fun.

... what? I want free stuff.

My girlfriend's got dark hair, glasses, and the curves, but she's too petite to pull it off, if Maxim and Sega emphasize tall proportions...

I really want another HDTV...

I'm guessing Sarah Palin is getting a free HD gaming set up... she has "sources" on the internet... or so I've heard.

And if Sarah Palin doesn't enter, that chick that replied to that Craigslist ad to star in a porno about Palin would sure win it... I mean... The breasts.

ph15h

@roguemarvel: whats wrong in selling things you got for free?

Mad-Hobo

@DunnCarnage: Ahaha!! Nice!

Mad-Hobo

@Demonbird: uhh... erm... MY THOUGHTS TOO! ! Now im not left out.

Mad-Hobo

@IsLaNd3r - and the chipmunks: sexy

Mad-Hobo

@Rachel Fogg: I could do it... i do have long black hair.. glasses...... but im a dude - a fat one at that.

Mad-Hobo

her hand is effing huge!!!!

So I guess Penny Drake already wins this?

Sarah Palin will make it to the finals but she'll utterly fail at the voting stage. It'll be just like that other competition she entered.

Odin

@DunnCarnage: Said like a true ugly.

Bugger Sarah Palin. Tina Fey, ftw.

Now I see why Palin quit her day job.

ctorrans

@DunnCarnage: Well played.

Palinetta FTW

bboothy

@DunnCarnage: Are you mad cause your a hobbit?

Fernando Romero

@Loreo: I completely agree with you on all of your points, although I have met my favourite Cammy cosplay at the last con I went to:
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My girlfriend and I stood there looking at her, and my girlfriend said, "...that is a fantastic ass..."

danieltolin

@Loreo: It is the way her hair is wrapped up. Not around her, mind you -- that's sexy. No, her hair style is atrocious.

I am a man. I will be entering this contest!

Should have about the same chances as Gabe Newell did for Victoria's Secret's "Body" Contest -- probably won't make it into the rankings, though. :D

@Ehardergardens:

I heartily agree with both of you -- (DunnCarnage) that is, unless the actual costume matters more than the woman's figure and facial features, but I imagine the weight will be equal.

They're really pushing the "sexy" angle with this game, but she's not really doing it for me. And I'm a certified horndog. Oh well, to each his own. Back to GISing "Cammy cosplay".

Google Image search for Sara Palin and Tina Fey GET!

How to look like Palin/Bayonetta: Wear glasses, put your hair up. Ta-da!

I really hate that comparison.

yargh

@Demonbird: My thoughts exactly.

whiskey

I wish my wife would do this. She could come close. She has the glasses.

bluemanrule

The perfect Bayonetta would be played by Angelina Jolie and it could happen as a movie were the budget in place for her salary and the special effects.

can a guy cross dress? kekekeke

djricekcn

@NoahSteam: of all the things I could see feminists getting pissy about, that isn't one of them...lack of imagination on my part I'm sure.

Nubius isn't on vacation...

@DunnCarnage: you forget...there are still some delicious traps out there...and this contest will be decided by the internet....

Nubius isn't on vacation...

@Isentropic_Storm: I got a half boner then it fell flaccid

Adhominem

@Psiklone: this is my first time ever actually bumping a comment...but here you go you fiend...

*bump*

Nubius isn't on vacation...

*dresses up girlfriend*

Erm.. give me stuff.

Sarah Palin or Tina Fey would win this. I'd much prefer the latter to win.

Haha, Sarah Palin. What's with that anyways? Did the developers want to make Palin into a video game character is this just coincidence?

ssoltero

@Adhominem: What would be the point?

Isentropic_Storm

@The_Foo: You mean your manboobs right? RIGHT?

@Esper mind tricks: No, sir, I am not. I wonder if I can scare an HD system out of them... Hehehehe.

I thought this said Wii HD Gaming Set-Up

Adhominem

Man, if I had the smoking hot body...I would do it. I already have the glasses...

Wait...I have hot lady friends.

Facebook....AWAY!

Rachel Fogg

@Demonbird: That was kind of my thought too.

clank-o-tron

Someone please tell Tina Fey so my darkest fantasy can finally come true

Psiklone

@DunnCarnage: Aside from people curious to see the entrants, it doesn't seem all that open to the audience this game is most targeted at. This I think is going to get them some negative publicity, which may be their intent.
I wasn't that interested in the game before, and now I'm curious to follow this campaign. Unfortunately I am also even less interested in the actual game. What a stick in the butt I am.

I like the idea of rewarding ill-advised heels and crazy weaves with video games. I just got a hair cut, someone gimme Professor Layton.

Stevie Nicks

I think I'm gonna do this. Could be fun. Could always use another 360!

Gonna dress up for this. Gonna push my boobs together in a corset.

@LordMaim: that sounds like a challenge to me!

get your sick bags boys, it's going to be a long night!

exion

@spiderweb1986: It becomes AO.

DunnCarnage

Congratulations! You were genetically the most similar due to your pre-decided genes!

Unfair Contest is Unfair.

DunnCarnage

So, the woman from e3 wins by default?

Random question, but what happens if Bayonetta gets a haircut?

spiderweb1986

@icepick314: Oh is that all? I was guessing in the mid 90's

chronomasakari

I thought briefly about entering...then I saw the prize is a plasma and a 360. Don't want a plasma and already have two 360's. this seems like the contest guys talk there girlfriend into because they want the toys

roguemarvel

@Sakurafire: If you're female, I apologize. But I laughed :D

Esper mind tricks

@iamspoo: Or maybe this sexy laddie.

iamspoo

Sarah Palin doesn't have the behind for it. Oh well!

Kinda reminds me of the Kurohime manga (based on a witch gunslinger). Cool either way. Cant wait to see the reviews for the PS3 version

ddmeightball

@Save me:
This lad has a shot.

iamspoo

@Save me: Best typo ever.

Sexist contest! If it was a male only contest for something like this for say Gears of War, I can imagine the feminists getting all pissy about it.

NoahSteam

Hasn't Sarah Palin already won this contest?

@Outkastprince: That movie was fabulous.

@ShirleyTemple:
read the contest rule instead....open to female only....

however doesn't say anything about hermaphrodites....

"Open only to legal U.S. and Canadian female residents, 18 years of age or older."

that eliminates about 85% of Kotaku readers...

@ShirleyTemple: "The best looking of the lot" says that to me. I don't think a guy in a full skin tight leather bodysuit, heels and glasses is attractive to anyone.

@(Survivor) Blyr: I didn't read anything in the article that said you had to be a girl ;)

ShirleyTemple

@Zocks: You are right, this is no contest at all, we already have our Bayoneta.

@Reule: Well, it has to be convincing enough to get past the terms and conditions too,

"Only female individuals may enter"

D:

Lozmaster

At last we know why Palin resigned. She saw this coming.

Ray West

I now regret being male moreso than I ever have in my life.

On the plus side, I atleast get to see some sexy bayonetta cosplays..

(Survivor) Blyr

@Gray665: Haha...good one....hey lisa loeb is pretty good looking.

Hey! I can be naked but covered in hair too! What do I win?

What about that Girl on E3?

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@iamspoo:

I doubt pretty girls care enough to get a HD gaming rig and if they did, they would've had one already.

sexy laddies

Oh, never mind the pretty girls comment. I didnt know this was a drag competition.

@zgreenwell: Someone at Maxim really knows how to feed a personal fetish.

Did the magazine do a Baroness contest for that G.I. Joe movie?

Kobun

@Gray665:

Gray665

@Outkastprince: I'm not sure how I haven't seen this movie yet but seeing Snipes, Swayze, and Leguizamo in drag is something any man should see before they die.

@Gray665: or Lisa Loeb and Amy Winehouse's lovechild

lucky faux Bayonetta an Xbox 360, a 50 inch Panasonic TC-P50X1 HDTV Plasma TV and an Xbox 360 version of the game.

That is just the prize to get all the sexy laddies to post their sexy pics to win.

iamspoo

@Reule: I'll join you, if all fails I'm sure we could reboot "To Wong Foo Thanks for Everything".

Outkastprince

I really, really want to see this photo spread...

hunter3742

@slamdance: I just noticed the prizes, woah. I'm in! Yes, I'm a guy and a manly one at it, but it's a 50 inch Plasma TV, I can always get my pride back later.

Outkastprince

Someone call Lisa Loeb.

Gray665

Someone at Maxim really knows how to feed a personal fetish.

:D

It almosts makes a man want to do drag. Almost.

Ah, what the hell!

Over / Under on the number of men who enter?

slamdance

Librarians around the world are rejoicing at this wonderful news.

Outkastprince

LOL SARAH PALIN DOESN'T NE--

"Just don't tell Sarah Palin or it will be no contest."

:I

TaylorEatWorld

@Sakurafire: Internet fame and possibly a series of image macros if you apply to this.

@Demonbird: God I hope so, she had the goods and that costume was perfect.

@SuicidalEarthworm:

I'd say she looks better than Bayonetta (for whom I personally don't care), but she must be feeling a draft (unless that room is so hot that the rest of her is overheated).

@Nubius isn't on vacation...:

I can think of many things from God of War that would offend feminists more than a guys-only contest (well, at least we can say that neither that contest nor this one is a tavern-held ladies-only bikini competition? Maybe?).

@spiderweb1986:

@DunnCarnage:

That ain't even right.

Perhaps the both of you should win HD setups just for this.

@Fernando Romero: I'm 6 foot 4... and 16. Beat that munchkin.

DunnCarnage