Hamburgers, Bananas, Transsexual, Wii Game

@(Zombie) Goldwings: No adam's apple? Holy shit...
Don't be scared, though - they might have a surprise, but you wouldn't know unless...
Nevermind.

@ChaoticInfinityX: From here on, I vow to first read the articles then make a mental judgement about the pictures after.

@GuyMenelaus:
Maybe some people here will learn something about themselves.
Something... ummmmm...
Erotic.

I bet this changed a lot of people's minds about us trannies. Gah- I mean them trannies.
Seriously, Japanese surgeons do a much better job.

Close enough. Come on! Even the food these days is a bag full of trickery. We don't seem to mind that...

One hundred bananas? I didn't play the game, so is 100 bananas supposed to mean something or is it just Japan being Japan?

Bubbleman!

Going off a tangent here, but there is also a Korean actress/singer who is a transexual by the name of Harisu.
She's married and has for while been popular (not sure if she still is).

I'm personally scared AND aroused T~T

@Dope Boy Hero: We know, okay, we are all very confused. Just... Just focus on the burger, okay!?

@Dope Boy Hero: Hey, at the end of the day... everyone walked out a Gamer!

No one's here to judge.

T.T im allergic to bananas.

palmtoptiger

[cache.gawker.com]" rel="lytebox" class="commentImage*Looks at the guy*
"struggling part-time-wannabe-musician"

This was what came to mind. Weird.

Leanid

Ayana Tsubaki did sexual reassignment already, so she is a post-op transexual. Also, in Japan they call transexuals "newhalf"

@ChaoticInfinityX: I feel so weird that my initial thoughts about this article were not about the point of interest, the man eating that burger. Instead, they were about how hot that tranny is.

I thought it was a girl. Honest.

"Hamburgers, Bananas, Transsexual, Wii Game"...

Level of randomness is equivalent to MGS's storyline. Japanese culture and it's randomness....

drunkentyger

My little king isn't so little ATM and I can't stop him.

My mind says no, but the king says yes :(

pre-op or post-op?

.....giggidy

@lineypi: Safety first!

@RedRaptor: POW! Right in the adam's apple!

MilkManNick

@ChaoticInfinityX: They're called trannies for a reason, you know.

Hamburgers, Bananas, Transsexual, Wii Game.

I think one of these doesn't belong. You know which one I'm talking about.

puresewas1de

@ChaoticInfinityX: Until you spot the Adam's Apple.................. creepy O_O

Don't lie, you'd all hit it.

@TooLateToGoBack: WAS a man.

@TheTonyShow: haha. Nice

@Dope Boy Hero: Dude looks like a lady.

@Firkraag: I thought I did...but damn...this is like Deutch crazy..

I'm scared by the model.

I...I wanna be a Little King.

Japan never ceases to amaze me with it's mastery of all things weird.

That's a man? Wow.

TooLateToGoBack

Oh look- a King getting crowned by a Queen.

@tehdorkz:

Nothing is too odd for the Japanese. You need to learn this..

Hold the fu-

that's a man? Beside the dude eating the burgers

I don't know where to start...its all..so very odd...even by Japanese standards...I'm going to go cry...

The title alone made me O_o
I have still yet to read it.

SuprShin

@WhiteMage: I'm with you on that one good sir, I'd love to move there.

This is definitely among the best handshake and punch in the throat promotion ever.

Well, since the model is a tranny, its clearly one hundred and one bananas.

damnit

I know you sound like a loser by default saying it, and I know things like this arent indicative of daily life in japan

but japan fucking rocks, let's all move there

@TookiGuy: That's just good advertising.

@puresewas1de: Bananas = food = hamburger.
PWNED, haha.
But trannies and Wii's aren't food. Oh wait, snack for PS3s.
So it's trannies, then. Wait...
(this man actually likes the Wii)

@ChaoticInfinityX: Mdjitt with a jetpack, then.
*cough* Little person with a jetpack.

@(Zombie) Goldwings: So you're saying the little king may be a queen?

Hey_Blinkon

Burger King better do something soon before they disapear again from the lands of the raisin sun.

@Kenny: Mmmmm, I love colons!: Only one hundred. Post-op, apparently.

I just read the tag line again and it reminded me of vendors at a ball game.
We got Hamburgers! Bananas! Transsexuals. Who wants em?

"Hey! Pass me down a Transsexual!"
*moments of passing down the line*
"Aw, someone already had a taste. Jerk."

@Thorax: You've ruined the surprise for Dark Void.

You know, why the fuck not Japan.

I am now fully expecting press conference from Capcom where a midget postal worker awards a random person 7 million kiwi's and one hundred McGriddles, as a promotion for a game. It doesn't fucking matter which one.

@(Zombie) Goldwings: Maybe it's because im really into visual kei. but it's not that hard to tell that either were formally men to me, they have manly faces

@p.e.r.e.g.r.i.n.e.: I looked up the meaning of "jib", finally, and apparently it's something ships have.

I am not a farmer.

Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
Its a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for Ayanna
Ay-ay-ay-ayanna

endaround

@spannu: Post of the day.

@TookiGuy: I like the cut of your jib!

@TookiGuy: I thought it's because they can go 100,000 miles before they need their fluids changed.

spannu

@TookiGuy: Cat's out of the bag now! And by cat, I mean dick.

spannu

@Bubbleman!:
I didn't plant anything that wasn't already there ;)

@Dope Boy Hero: They like to be called "women" or "trannies".
They MIGHT be offended if you say "that's a MAN"?
Careful. She's hot, though, so who cares?

@TookiGuy: Actually, I was talking about bananas. Has no relation to the other three whatsoever.

puresewas1de

@Demonbird: you had to go and do it! plant the "seed of doubt" that is.

Bubbleman!

@NeVeRMoRe666: Post-op I believe...

which mean it's time for her to meet Jason144, licensed hetero!

@puresewas1de: Wii game, coz Wii sucks.

Oh, wait, hamburgers, coz I'm vegan.

@(Zombie) Goldwings:
O_O

@spannu: Subtle

Transsexual or not, that's hot :Db

I feel the need to eat a hamburger now...to hunt for a nearby BK!...at one in the morning!

@Leanid: SAY WHAT...they made DMC live?!
Why must I miss out on everythingggggg....-cries-

@(Zombie) Goldwings: We've got medieval methods for your pain, if you want...

Just know they usually involve blades.

Atomsk88

He's like a Japanese "Linetrap".

JamesKukuk

just look at them they're enjoying the inherent random weirdness of the moment. WTF 100 bananas?? why a transsexual (not that s/he is not cute, still quite confusing) just What the hell, I want that level of randomness. let's be awarded a thousand marbles from a spiderman impersonator on a speedo... hell i can't do it!

Elifrit

@Leanid: GO TO DMC!

She's Post-op, people. Look up Ayana Tsubaki (one n) on Wikipedia.

And damn it if doctors aren't talented nowadays.

RawSteelUT

@DemonicGamerWolf: actually wait.. do I.. o.o;;;

DemonicGamerWolf

Hah.. hah.. come to think about it, I want her whopper!

DemonicGamerWolf

@Animaitor: You mean California?

spannu

@(Zombie) Goldwings: We live in a world where looks don't determine a persons gender.

So she's really cute! Which makes us all question ourselves.. then she also has her own Tai Chi videos.. which means she's flexible... dammit why's everything so confusing?! Get out of my head!!!

DemonicGamerWolf

@Kyoya: But...it says midnight or later..
Why would the king lie?! ; __ ; .....

lol.

I made the mistake of eating at Burger King once. Not gonna be fooled by some tranny into doing it again.

@NekuSakuraba just wants FRIENDS: Same. A physics professor I had last year started rambling about cheeseburgers mid lecture for about 10 minutes. Class got out at noon and I saw about 20 people I knew from class at BK afterwards.
It worked out fine then, but I don't think any of the burger kings around here are open past midnight =/

I thought they were advertizing Fat Princess when I saw that frontpage picture :)

Lyte

That tranvestite model gives you a massage in Yakuza 3

djricekcn

ITT: Sexuality is brought to question.

(Survivor) Blyr

@Leanid: GO TO DMC! GO TO DMC! Go for 12 rapes in a second!

Whoppers, fake mustaches, and a tranny. Sounds like either a fucked up dream or an awesome birthday party at a local Burger King.

Burger King is disgusting really, I think their burgers are mixed with recycled paper.

@Demonbird: That's a sexy something I'm prepared to learn.

At least this one still has an adam's apple... I've seen ones without them. When you get that far, prepare for a LOT of crying in your game.

You know you have been exposed to Japan for too long went all the people around you seem surprised and you don't see what the big deal is.

hmm 2 am.. mentally disturbed and oh well.. now I got hungry.. oh well..

Tales_Of_A_Prinny

Holy crap, that's gotta be the most convincing transsexual I've ever seen. My hormones are in a state of confusion at the moment... O_o

@(Zombie) Goldwings: I've found Captain Winky!!

@TJH518: The latter, I can assure you.

So it's finally getting released in japan? let's hope it gets some better sales over there. I want them to start working on that sequel soon

beril

@Demonbird: Are you talking about hamburgers? I already like them.

@Gambit09: EAT A BURGER, SAVE A TREE

Are you serious, that's a trap?!

If it wasn't for the throat I would've sweared that it's a gal..
o_O

wait..what? that girl is actually a boy???

You think this one looks like a girl enough?

Google for "Nong Poy", you will see the real deal.

panikt

@bobtheduck: You do know that girls do have an adam's apple as well, right? Just not as apparent.

Just fyi.

I dont know what's more confusing... The comments on this board or the person in the pic! O.o

Their Buger King is a lot less creepy then ours...

*note to self* Get back to playing Little King's Story.

EmeraldDragon

@Codemakura: ROFL

kenpojujitsu3

@JamesKukuk: no, that hamburger is like a japanese linetrap.

The amount of ignorance and insensitivity I'm seeing in these comments makes me wonder why the human race even exists anymore.

Seriously, I can't expect the world to fully understand transgendered people. But I can at least expect them to not treat my sisters even more like meat than their own.

. . .And yes, I registered just to post this.

MissAshley42

wait wait wait! they have Burger King in Japan!? this is an interesting development indeed... very interesting.

pandafresh

@beril: first day numbers tells me it isn't :-(
[WII] Little King's Story (Marvelous Entertainment) - 5,900 (28%)

seriously what's wrong with people? just go and buy the damn game already

beril

There's money in the banana stand.

rudeskata

@(Zombie) Goldwings: It's a trap! A sexy trap!

@lineypi: And the big hands

FrankenPC

i love japan...
and that's a great tranny, I love her hair

zorsmobile

Man, only in Japan. Still, it has to be the dream of at least one guy from the Sherdog forums.

@rudeskata: THERE WAS $250000 LINING THE INSIDE OF THE WALLS OF THE BANANA STAND!

EDIT: NO TOUCHING!

notjasonlee

@MissAshley42: Most people wouldn't understand unless they have known someone to go through it. Either way, I'm not seeing a WHOLE lot of ignorance here. At least there aren't any hateful comments.

Hmm if a woman dressing up as a man can win a tranny contest then a man dressing up as a woman dressed up as a man should be a shoe in. Of course this could go are charlie Chaplin on me.