LunchTimeWaster: You’ve Never Played This Before

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12:00PM September 22, 2009 | David Wildgoose

toss the turtle picNo, wait… that’s right, you have totally played this before. It’s another one of those launch-the-comedy-animal games.

Toss The Turtle has you tossing, er… a turtle (Oo-er – Sexual Innuendo Ed.) out of a cannon and seeing how far you can, er… toss it. There’s a bunch of items to upgrade along the way and – blah blah blah – if you’ve played one of these before you’ll know what to expect.

To be honest, I don’t understand the appeal of these games. Aren’t they just grind-fests requiring little in the way of skill? Answers on a postcard, please.

Toss The Turtle [Armor Games]

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  • Michael Pannunzio

    September 22, 2009 at 12:09 PM

    Found this a while ago and was playing it.

    Sure, it’s a grind fest, but the rewards seem worth it.

  • Shaderoth

    September 22, 2009 at 1:23 PM

    Yes, it as a worthless grindfest. Even if you fully upgrade anything your launch can still be ruined by instant death spikes that are impossible to avoid.
    Probably the single worst implementation of the “launch” genre I’ve ever seen.

  • Aaron K

    September 22, 2009 at 7:57 PM

    I can’t believe I spent 5 hours on this game. lol
    At least I got all the achievements, plus highest score I got was 2154002.7 ft.

    Man I got a lot of time on my hands in school holidays.

  • Joseph

    September 22, 2009 at 8:20 PM

    Yeah I hate myself for just putting a couple hours into this for no reason. It’s not even fun imo like some of the others, I just wanted to win it and couldn’t help myself :/

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