See Ninja Gaiden Sigma II Boob Bouncing In Action

@ShaggE wants to join the Egg Council.: He'll never be the head of a major corporation

@BubbleF**kingBuddy: "Boobs" is pretty middle ground. Its like trying to not be offensive OR correct.

I'd rather go with Breasts, Mammaries, even Bust.

What would you suggest as a default?

@NKato: Tits, jugs, and knockers are the most manly breast slang. Boobs sounds so juvenile.

Delano_J

Love breasteses, but this is utterly ridiculous.

@SonicTheMonkey: To what end? Total Asexuality?

Moonshadow101

It's like I'm a reborn gamer...

@BubbleF**kingBuddy: Am I the only one who got an annoying mechanical static in the vid or is it meant to be there?

That just looks weird.

Good to know Team Ninja always stays abreast of the latest gaming trends. They were really using their melons on this one. Tits truly a sign of a good developer.

... Nipples.

@SonicTheMonkey: Of course not, Boobs rule.

@SonicTheMonkey: And replace it with what?
Human race dies out if we all get turned off by boobige

And we wonder why everyone thinks gamers are 12 year old boys or guys with that level of maturity...

So boob jiggling was worth adding in but keeping the blood and gore from the real Ninja Gaiden 2 wasn't. Oh how I fear for Ninja Gaiden 3.

@BubbleF**kingBuddy: I say we start calling them tits from now on.

@BubbleF**kingBuddy: It works with Naomi in certain cutscenes as well, if I remember right.

At least they're using the garbage PS3 motion controls for something that will get used.

yargh

@BubbleF**kingBuddy: Yeah, let's all start saying "mammaries" That'll be much better.

@BubbleF**kingBuddy: So your position is that 'boobs' is worse than 'bazooms', 'funbags', 'jugs', 'melons', 'knockers' or 'dirty pillows'? 'Boobs' is relatively civilized.

(zombie) buddhathing

Makes me think of Alien actually...

Atomsk88

@BubbleF**kingBuddy:

Thank you. Thank you so very much. I...I have to go try that now.

chaoticumbrella

Finally, some REAL NG2 news!!

naska

@BubbleF**kingBuddy:
Knockers?

ashdown

@Moonshadow101: AYE....but not in machine gun form

@BubbleF**kingBuddy:

But, my boobs!

I need them!

Also the word is just damnably fun to say!

chaoticumbrella

@puresewas1de: they can be named the leader in bouncing breasts, but realistically bouncing breasts? No way, that video was just awkward and doax2's independent breast physics was equally as awkward.

you know where the next step is: japanese interactive porn on the ps3.

ithyphallus, lazy beareaucrat

@BubbleF**kingBuddy: Boobies!

@BubbleF**kingBuddy: Well, I'll start a petition to stop you. Boobs are great. I do prefer jubblies, though, which is sometimes used on Kotaku. Not often enough, though.

This is clearly the best use for Sixaxis yet. Just wait until Tecmo get their hands on the full motion controller!

wilbot

@BubbleF**kingBuddy: I agree.

All in favor of "Jubblies," say "Aye."

Moonshadow101

@Grimwolf: At least I'm not a boob.

@blue_monkey:

I wonder if the human race will ever overcome its boob fetish...

@blue_monkey: It was when you called Rosemary, I think her name is. You could also call her after dying, and Snake will talk of having nightmares where he's dying and stuff. lol

notquitedeadyet

Tecmo - the leader in realistic bouncing breasts

puresewas1de

that just looks strange

ChairForce

I think this is just going overboard.

@BubbleF**kingBuddy:

Get over yourself...

Grimwolf

@blue_monkey: It was an Easter Egg. You can do it with Rose over Codec. And if you keep on calling her to see it, she calls you on it.

I'm starting a petition.

No more saying "boobs" on Kotaku, because it sounds silly. There are thousands of terms for breasts that we can use, and Boobs are the worst.

@WiNg0o: really? this feature must be flown under everyone's radar

You could do this in MGS4 as well. . .

@Moonshadow101:
Yes, yes, how could I forget. After all breasts ARE the female sex organ...wait...

And guys wonder why they can't get their girlfriends to play video games with them. ;)

@dry-roasted-peanuts: Random you say? Random? Oh hell no, they were planned perfectly to spawn where they would HIT AND KILL you if you didn't know exactly when you needed to sword the bastards.

HAWK CONSPIRACY!

(I replayed the first Ninja Gaiden on the Virtual Console twice in the past year, to prove I could beat it within 6 hours. There are certain parts of the game that even when I'm just watching, I have the forced impulse to hit the B button.)

Wizard

That is hilariously bad, demeaning, and stupid.

It is also the best use of the SIXAXIS outside of Flower. And that's not meant as a compliment.

Ob: These are the clowns who now have Metroid?

@TookiGuy: yes

Vylen

@ShaggE wants to join the Egg Council.: I'd like to continue, but I'm afraid of getting busted.
What's the udder option? We do it discreetly.

@PhatsMahoney: I liked Bloodrayne, was pretty good back when I played it, kinda miss the game, might try to get it again, also sad the psp Bloodrayne was cancelled :(

@Delano_J:
I couldn't agree more, boobs sounds like a little kid in a miserably failed attempt at sounding cool. I agree with moonshadow101;
jubblies is probably the best word for them, its the best casual word for them, any other word sounds like some sort of misogynistic pig. With the exception of breasts which makes you sound like a perverted nerd in high school or something.
so yeah..@moonshadow101 I second or third or what have you to jubblies

fanboyps3

@TookiGuy: Never! Now, get thee to a punnery!

Anyone remember how shitty the boob jiggling was in Blood Rayne? Also, remember how shitty Blood Rayne was?

@ShaggE wants to join the Egg Council.: A pair of ents?
Will we stop racking up these bad puns?

@CitizenErased115: That doesn't explain the straight sons of gay male parents.
Or the bottle-feds.

It's only because we hide boobs, if you look around in tribal areas where people go around naked no one even looks at them.

*sigh*.... I must be getting old.

I remember when Ninja Gaiden was a sweet, sweet ninja-tacular video game.

now, it's worse than porn.... it's WANNA-BE porn.

Crash__Man

I'd rather not watch it.
Those are... too monstrous for me.

Seriously, are boobs big enough to choke someone to death really attractive?

@WiNg0o:

Yeah you can do it with Naomi in cutscenes. I remember watching the scene and I moved my controller noticing the boobs jiggling for no reason. I jumped up and high fived Hideo Kojima.

I just Went to Gamestop and Pre-ordered this HEAT.

@dry-roasted-peanuts: Those friggin hawks made me rage so much.

Heheh, you know, despite the rather crude use of advanced technology, it's comforting to know that they're not taking themselves too seriously and are joking around about it.

"Please don't do this with your wife or girlfriend." "I'm sorry for the ladies, but you know, when in doubt shake the bonjouras." (think that's what he said atleast)

Pretty damn funny.

@SonicTheMonkey:

Impossible. I believe it's a primal curiosity. We were breast fed as infants for ages.

@D-K, it's not butter? no way!: One will become a-pair-ent at the worst possible time.

Puns are like insults: the greatest only come to mind long after the window of opportunity has closed. :P The deck is... stacked... against us.

DAY 1 BABY DAY 1

drizzt_rocks

This is just offensive. Also: bewbs.

ryanisjimdandy

@Gantz: Your Trusted Friend in Science.: When in doubt, go latin.

Sophisticated and sexy..

It would be great if it had impact on gameplay, say against foes or bosses.

@SonicTheMonkey: Yes, by all means let's crush the male libido by leaving him with nothing more than a hole with some flaps to chase after..

fantastic...

All the processing powers and they still can't get the bouncing right. Disappointment.

ergonomicuser

LOL I like how he's apologizing to the ladies in the room after showing that

hyde_ist

@Atheist Jew: I agree... I don't think boobs are meant to jiggle one at a time like that :S

@deanbmmv: I thought it was my speakers for a sec. No, its not only you.

@FeaturePreacher: Japan clearly prefers boobs over blood.
If you dont believe me just look for Dream C Club or Doki Doki Majo Shinpan for a quick look of games that will NEVER get released here.

Oh boy jubblies in NG2 bouncing all around. At least the man says sorry.

Topic about breasts = puntastic posts, maturity level becoming zero and comments on the whole world ending + 1 person talking about what breasts topics equal :/

@Gantz: Your Trusted Friend in Science.: TA TAs!

SOLD.

So for Ryu Hayabusa, he'll have his "package" jiggle on command /schwing

sexual innovations in the name of Technology/Gaming

Japan_Time

@ShaggE wants to join the Egg Council.: OK, THAT'S IT!

fuck, i tried and i tried... and tried some more.. yesterday with the dante puns was awesome.. but boobs have no fucking good puns..

this seriously eats at the very core of my soul.. there are 2 freakin boobs luring at me, taunting me as they jiggle about their way... unpunned!!

RAAAAAAH!!!!

*heavy breathing*

@ShaggE wants to join the Egg Council.: Sorry my man we went bouncing through these bad boob puns a long time ago. They're just getting stale now (hard).

... I miss the days when Ninja Gaiden was about hectic running and jumping and the thing you were most worried about was a random hawk spawning in mid jump.

Oh well. The NES games are as good as they ever were and if this is your thing, who am I to argue.

dry-roasted-peanuts

I'm really disappointed by this.

Even with a degree on pervertology i find this distasteful.

as a fan of big, sloppy titties, those moved in an unnatural way.
not the awesome unnatural way some brazillian strippers can shake their ass, more like the unnatural way shaky people move in silent hill-like pieces. she moved them like they were muscles, and...they're very much not. creepy.

What's that ticking sound? That's the sound of the progress clock toward gaming being taken seriously going backwards. Oh Team Ninja, you always know how to make me feel 14 and hopped up on pixie sticks again every time I play your games. Also, I find your lack of sticky lubricants on said jiggling bosom disturbing.

They've really gone tits up with this one!

TheWaffle

Has anyone made a Sex-Axis pun yet? I bet I'm late =[

I see the PS3 Cell processor is finally put to good use!

*cries*

Tastes, I guess.
I'm more attracted to GeOW's locusts, personally.
Boobs that big give me shudders.

@Bialia: You missed the part where Ryu's one eyed monster can be controlled with the upcoming wand controller.

@Bialia: Because they don't get a turn with the titty-titling controller? :o

(Tried to come up with a clever name, as you can see I failed miserably)

@deanbmmv: Nope. I got that static too. Damn near destroyed my ears because I was listening to music at full blast and then THAT happened.

@Vylen: indeed

JetPogi

I'm all for this but I can't see this going well with feminists.

JetPogi

@ShaggE wants to join the Egg Council.: It could just be my Juevnile sense of humor but you sir are brilliant, Bravo!!!
Very family guy-ish

lvclix

@Dr Drew In The Hizzaaaay: Everyone thiks they're so clever. I never even knew who Sawao was until after I got that Avatar, and now that I've been gotten rid of it, I don't want to hear about it. I'm not going through the same shit like that other article.

I was sold at "boob jiggling" Love it. Nice to see a developer/publisher just making and doing what the hell they want. I'm fed up of finely scripted sequels that just do what they think we want them to do... come on developers, chuck a few surprises in there!

davedave

"Please don't do this with your wife or girlfriend," he says. As if the target audience will ever have either.

Finally, technology has truly advanced.

Yay! :D Pre-ordering....NOW!

@Alex_Mexico: But this game is being released here unless my wishes come true and they delay the western release to add the blood back.

So they get rid of my awesome fountains of blood, only to replace it with boob jiggling? Excellent!

/sarcasm

@kreate: whooa! hold it right there.

I couldn't care less for the breast jiggle,but i am playing this and i hope there's a "balls to the wall" difficulty.

@TheIrishNinja: Maybe she is a he, and he took too much steroids.

Eschekt

GOTY

This will be censored everywhere else (like Mai boobs in older kofs). stupid censorship when in movies you see much more.

BarfHappy

@Curse lily:

cool. since the gaming market is flooded with games that are NOT like this.. u can go and play those while i play this and find it very tasteful =)

kreate

@Gambit09: oh god, i wish there was some way i could poke out my minds eye without giving myself a labotomy with a screwdriver

@KeroseneClimax: Says the person with the Sawao avatar.

@WiNg0o: Wha...You mean I can jiggle Snake's or Raiden's "package"? Cause that would be super hot.

@TookiGuy: Good point, actually. I never thought of it that way.

@naska: I hope you were joking cause i lol'd, sir.

@KeroseneClimax: I've always enjoyed your avatar, though :/

Even if it might have been in some perverse way ;P

Why let critics ruin your fun, though? If someone had a problem with my "Tiger Army" avatar I'd still keep it. It's just the internet.

@KeroseneClimax: What other article? And I like Sawao, I'll admit it.
E: Actually that should be obvious from the fact I recognized it from the tiny grainy image.

@Gambit09: Maybe a super jiggly breast move where it goes into slow motion and u get to run in a baywatch -esque fasion. Enemies would stare madly and jizz on their pants, making them less mobile or something the like :P.

They should've waited for motion camera controls so you can 'play' with them.

Looks like two Alien chestbursters are hatching.

Showmeyomoves!

@Dr Drew In The Hizzaaaay: That article is irrelevant now. It only means the changeover process is still going if that picture can still be seen. Honestly, I have some gripes and likes with the picture and artist, but I never cared if people hated it either way. I didn’t get rid of it for them. It’s when my argument loses weight because of said picture, is when it has overstayed it’s welcome. Maybe I’ll put it back up in the future, but the crap behind why I’m getting rid of it has left me not wanting to think about it for now. I thought you were one of the dudes still trying to bust my balls about it. If you’re not, then I apologize for coming off with an attitude on my part.

@behemothjackal: That tells us all a lot about who you are

LllusionX Mailed the Fission

Hehe... useless but still funny :)

@Mad_Mulatto: Thanks I appreciate it. Also, I couldn't give a crap about the critics. If I did, it would have been taken down in a week, not a year and a half later. They didn't influence anything. I just don’t want a single picture to be what hinders me in a serious conversation. Funny how people didn’t say crap when they were agreeing with me after looking at my old avatar, but once they disagree and need to hastily find an easy way to criticize without reading what I wrote carefully, boy they’ve got eagle eyes for ol’ Jill! Fuck them.

Also, appreciating imagery of a woman, real or fictional, with a big bust does not equal wanting women to be gratuitously objectified in media such as games that are –or should- be geared toward all audiences both male and female. I wish the armchair critics could get that through their skulls.

@KeroseneClimax: For some reason its still showing it for the first post, but not the rest, which are the Terry Bogard pic.

I also didn't think it took away from your argument, I just thought it was an amusing irony.

FOX News: The Sexaxis Scandal.

elektrixxx

That's just filthy.

@LllusionX Mailed the Fission: Indeed. Gay for blood.

Ladies and gentlemen. I present TRUE NEXT GEN CAPABILITY.

Jesus imagine if CD implemented that in a Tomb Raider game.....people would ballistic.

Calverz

@TrueCrime: And if you had either, you wont after this.

beanspeppin

This is unprecedented. I don't remember any game that has done this before.

@LllusionX Mailed the Fission: yes it does.I rather have blood too.Since this is basically pointless,I have NG2 on the xbox and I pretty much enjoy painting walls red.But I have a wife that would let me play with hers every once or maybe twice a month(if im lucky)so maybe I'm not as desperate as you.

Aren't they supposed to be implementing 3-d sometime in the future for PS3.
Then they could do 3-d boob jiggle.

That's not a jiggle, its a spasim and she should see a doctor immediately.

And if you shake the controller hard enough you can unlock their secret scissoring abilities!

@KeroseneClimax: I also still see the Sawao icon still, so it might be sitting in my cache still. If one goes to your profile, the new avatar is there. Anyone who still slags you off based on your avatar needs to first: clear their browser cache, and second: get a life.

@excel_excel: FINALLY.

@SuicidalEarthworm: MGS4.

Narishma

@LllusionX Mailed the Fission: Hey, you don't know... Maybe he wanted a combination of the two. Blood and boobs aren't mutually exclusive.

@beanspeppin: I don't think a wife/girlfriend would leave you over this (at least I would hope not). More so, you'd be deprived of real life jiggling for a while...

...Then again, who cares! Your significant other probably doesn't have bouncy triple D's anyway!

@davedave: This makes me somewhat sad that I'm buying the game for actual playability purposes. Oh, to be a man.

@excel_excel: second

Now this is what I call motion technology put to "good" use.

@Paradox me: Jug-juggling Controllers? I can't come up with anything clever either it seems.

I guess this is the 4D(D) gaming experience.

This game just looks like more and more of a gimmick every time I hear more about it. I can imagine Itagaki tearing his hair out over this crap. I think it's sad that such a potentially awesome franchise ended up like this.

@funcmode:

Really? Then what pray tell was the copious amounts of blood and gore for?

They're both gimmicks and both are potentially sexual (one being obvious and the other well...I hang in certain circles..)

You think Itagaki is tearing his hair out? Really? Are we talking about the SAME Itagaki? The same man that gave us DoA Extreme Beach Volley Ball? The same man that Gave us DoA in the first place?

If Itagaki is pulling his hair out, it's because he wished he thought of the idea first.

NG is and STILL is a awesome franchise, it's not Legacy of Kain, hell it anit MGS, it's about a undead asexual ninja and his cohorts battling against evil. No high theater here and I doubt the fans of NG are REALLY broken up about the bounce factor. If they were they they weren't FANS because I always believed that the NG fans were all about the knuckle grinding impossibly hard gameplay.

Y'know, this whole debacle has opened my eyes to alot of things about the NG fanbase.

Rachel Fogg

Ah Temco, bringing out the inner perv in me since the first DoA. (scrolls her age up to 99)

I for one look forward to the titty shaking shenanigans.

I also find it funny that people are REALLY disgusted and offended by this game, like NG was high class or something. So what, they replaced blood and gore with boob jiggling and all of a sudden NG2 is 'disgusting and perverse'?

C'mon guys, lighten up, the game was ALREADY disgusting and perverse with the blood and gore, they simply replaced one kink with another. It's still game you love, it's just with an extra bounce to it.

Have fun, that's what the game's about, if I as a girl can wholeheartedly embrace this game then I can't see why any redblooded male can't.

Hell, gotta couple of gay friends that are for this game too, just for the boob factor alone although, I think it might be for Hayabusa...

Rachel Fogg

@TrueCrime: More like "Why would you play with hers when mine jiggle better?"
It's a setup for sex, you'd be a fool NOT to play this with your wife or girlfriend! (provided you are in a horny mood)

NunianVonFuch - A Chainsaw Ballet Aficionado