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Team Fortress 2 Action Figures Are Credit To Creator

For all Valve’s expertise in the software field, the studio has always lagged behind in one crucial area: merchandise. In particular, action figures, and in particular, Team Fortress 2.

Well, Half-Life as well, but people have done that. And it’s “people”—not Valve—that are behind these Team Fortress 2 figures.

Sure, they’re not what I’d have chosen—the game’s exaggerated art style would be better-suited to vinyl figures—but that’s what’s called nitpicking. These are still awesome.

Click through for the creator’s (Jacob Norad’s) website, which has pics of more TF2 figures, including their weapons and accessories. There’s even a suite of gadgets for the engineer, like a sentry gun and dispenser.

[TF2 @ The Vortex, via Offworld]

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  • MrMister

    @Oreot: OH YES AWESOME IDEA

    MrMister

  • Tiller

    THERE ARE TOO MANY TINY MEN ON ZIS TEAM!

    Tiller

  • KTShyGuy

    Um, Luke? These figures were made out of MAGIC CARDS. No freaking joke. Infinitely more impressive than vinyl.

    Holy crap.

  • -MasterDex-

    They look great. Shame we can't buy them.

    I also support Oreots request to mail them to Robot Chicken. I'd love to see some TF2 sketches.

    -MasterDex-

  • DRaGZ

    WAAAAAAAAAAAAANT

    DRaGZ

  • M.C.-Action

    Valve would definitly make a whole lot of money with decent action figures from their games. Maybe they should ask [www.hottoys.com.hk] to help them :D

    M.C.-Action

  • D-K, it's not butter? no way!

    @elevenoverzero: Beat me to it, eh?

    But yes, mail them... mail them now!

  • CarlMarssilas

    Those are pretty cool.

  • elevenoverzero

    @Oreot:
    Goodness me, yes!

  • Oreot

    Please mail those to Robot Chicken care of Seth Green ASAP.

    Oreot

  • Mister Jack can has cheezburger?

    Can't buy them huh? Shit.

    Mister Jack can has cheezburger?

  • Ps360facepunch

    CREATOR IS CREDIT TO TEAM

  • NicolasCage

    The pyro looks like he's been beaten to death with an engineer's wrench and is now a ragdoll corpse.

  • tehsquish - Still plays Ultima O

    Respectfully disagree on the construction material gripe.

    Everyone does vinyl figures, they got no soul.

    THESE however look like the big oldchool G.I. Joes, the fabric clothes highlight the 3D cartoony art style perfectly.

    tehsquish - Still plays Ultima Online

  • digitalmorphine

    Oh, man... Valve should totally 3D print their TF2 characters, paint and sell'em.

    digitalmorphine

  • Rajolae

    Would purchase all nine and I havent bought action figures/dolls in years (last ones were Monty Python/Evil Dead ones I think), Valve should totally make official ones.

    Also, awesome new use for MtG cards.

    Rajolae

  • JustOneFix

    @Rajolae: whats this about magic the gathering cards? I'm confused now..

    JustOneFix

  • Spidery_Yoda

    @M.C.-Action: I think the main (only?) reason they haven't is because they'd have to outsource to somewhere and Valve just don't like doing that. They want to be 100% sure that the job will be done properly and the only way they can do that usually is by doing it themselves (Which is why Meet the Team videos are done by the people who make the game instead of a film company of some sort).

    Which is a shame because I doubt Valve are planning to install a figure factory anytime soon in their studio.

  • Mancomb Seepgood

    Pretty good. Not great, but certainly solid and better than anything I could do.

  • Brisco_County_Jr

    @NicolasCage: Weekend at Pyro's?

  • Brisco_County_Jr

    @JustOneFix: Me too.

  • breadtruck

    @Oreot: I support this idea

  • ZenGaijin

    I would so buy these, especially a Solider and Demoman figure as those are my two best classes.

  • Black_Ops_19

    12" figures rule. Wants nao!

    ~19

    Black_Ops_19

  • ShaSt One

    Nice work.

    Get on it Valve!

  • Feanarth

    I'd like to buy one of them invisible spy figurines!

  • HELLSRIDER is doing stuff

    Its nice, I like the minigun, very nicely done!

  • twinturbo2

    I'd buy a Scout figure with talking action.

    twinturbo2

  • gunluva listens to Top Gear, wat

    @ZenGaijin:

    Is "Solider" an intentional alternate spelling of "Soldier"? I see it bloody everywhere. I'm genuinely curious. Every time I read it, my mind goes "Large Hadron Solider".

  • Bryan_

    I guess the spy is cloaked.

  • R0bster

    @twinturbo2: "Who's the tough guy now, huh tough guy?"
    "That fancy scope? I bet it gave you a great view of me kicking your ass!"
    "I broke your stupid crap moron!"
    "Here's something you should of invented, my ass!"
    "Hey, look! You disguised into a dead guy!"

    R0bster

  • Richo

    No halo? Idling scumbags.

    Richo

  • AvohkahTamer Has A Lazorcat!

    @Oreot: This.

  • gunluva listens to Top Gear, wat

    @JustOneFix:

    Most of the weapons(if not all of them) are made from MtG cards.

  • yanipheonu

    I'd buy ALL OF THEM if Valve ever released any of their own figures.

    yanipheonu

  • Go Go Gadget: Gizmo

    @Bryan_: THAT SNIPER'S A SPAH

  • Mr. Mew

    @gunluva listens to Top Gear, watches Fatboy Slim: So the correct spelling is "Large Hadron Soldier"?

  • yargh

    DO WANT

    yargh

  • VeeKaChu

    @VeeKaChu: And just for fun, here are the nerds that won them.

  • VeeKaChu

    I made gilded "Team Fortress" figures, though it was technically TFC at the time. These were the trophies for a 2v2 tournament at ChiLanDoo3, a TFC Lan party I organizized back in ought-two.

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