Wear Sexy Costumes, Drink Soda, Play Nintendo Wii
Ah, yes. Love hotels. Places of afternoon trysts or tawdry evening getaways. It’s not enough to simply offer customers a place to get down. Love hotels need more.
This particular love hotel has costume rentals (hope they’ve got dry cleaning!), a fizzy “Welcome Drink” of your choice and Nintendo Wii rentals. There are also games players can check out as well. If gaming is not your thing, you can rent a DVD player — which sounds like a supreme hassle in this age of on-demand viewing.
Of course, the availability of these types of game consoles at love hotels are not new. The original Famicom (NES) was found in love hotels throughout the 1980s — heck, Nintendo tried its hand at running love hotels during the early 1960s before concentrating on children’s toys and games.
Love Hotel Cosplay [Kirainet]
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The best part is that the Wiimote can double up as a dildo if the love hotel is struggling financially.
Great! Not only can my misses wear a costume, but now I'll have something to play instead of talking to her after sex! Brilliant!
Dark_Emerald
@PoweredByHentai: as a guy in speedos.... i hope you're also blessed with well build muscles to add the 'atmosphere'
@blue_monkey: It's an AWESOME choice for a game. At least in my opinion. I mean, if you're going to have your girl cosplay in kinky outfits, then you might as well make the most of it as well.
@PoweredByHentai: nice choice for a game in a love hotel........... :/
Excellent. Now I can go over to a love hotel, play MUSCLE MARCH, and have great "fun" all at once.
i bet them wiimotes will need extra gloves on them.
AlphaUltima
NINTENDO & LOVE HOTELS!!! doesn't compute.........
@Yamato: Most insightful comment yet.
Showmeyomoves!
@FatCatLim: Wow, a Wii remote = dildo comment.
You're kicking it old school.
Showmeyomoves!
@Showmeyomoves!: First this frustrated me because he edited his comment and I cant read this insightful comment. But then I realized that Yamato edited it before your comment so you didn't see it. Or did you...
YOU GOT TO TELL ME WHAT WAS THE COMMENT!!!
Esper mind tricks
"Nintendo tried its hand at running love hotels during the early 1960s before concentrating on children's toys and games"
There's got to be a Nintendo exec somewhere thinking, "what if...?"
@Esper mind tricks: I'll never tell you!! Mostly because I don't know!! But still!!
Showmeyomoves!
@Esper mind tricks: I'm going to guess it was sarcasm.
I read "costumes" as "condoms".
I really need to get some sleep. Even I am sucking badly on the third stage of Super Castlevania IV, and I know that part by heart.
n00b_pwner
@FatCatLim: Nah, more fun to bust out a PS2 with REZ.
So... how much for the tentacle rape suite?
@TT: this:
[wave.ap.teacup.com]
TT
I remember being stranded and desperate near Fuji mountain and there was this really old "love motel" I will call it and inside was this NES jukebox from the 80s that had 12 games loaded in it. I was so mad when it didn't work I felt like it was mocking me.
TT
@Esper mind tricks: Come to think of it, it was probably a "FIRST!" comment, which he wisely subtracted after realizing he just summoned the ban hammer.
Showmeyomoves!
The love hotel near my house upgraded to Wii from PS2 kind of recently.
TT
@Showmeyomoves!:
Ah ok. I don't really want to know. Really.
ARRGGGGHHH...
Must.Move.On.
Esper mind tricks
Can't get my wife to a love hotel for the life of me. Does she not love me?!?!
@blue_monkey: computes, Love Hotels are pretty convenient if you have a friend who feels pretty depressed and you need a calm place to talk, offer him/her a little rest with your only comfort etc. It s not just a sex hotel. Sure when you have your own place it s not as usefull, but if you don't live on your own then it s convenient.
I like them.
BarfHappy
@Esper mind tricks: But seriously? One of the most insightful comments ever posted. Completely changed my life. Some would even call it 'enlightening'. A real 'eye-opener', if you will. A 'revelation' of sorts.
Showmeyomoves!
@zoesch:
[en.wikipedia.org]
Three dollars, 4 Sanity, 2 clues.
On the plus, you no longer have to roll a will check against monsters with even the suggestion of a tenticle on their token image.
I imagine some Otaku will make a big spectacle of going to a love hotel to their friends... then sit and play the wii for an hour or two, then leave with a new attitude that they are a man.
However, I would be seriously interested in watching one of the bunny girl costumed ladies playing wii.
Here in Brazil, these "love hotels" are actually called "motels" - quite different from the "motel" concept in North America.
Motels here don't have no games, though. The good ones have a big round bed, a mirror in the ceiling and a jacuzzi. We actually go there to have sex, y'know.
@awkner: oh boy, now i guess i can confront my Brazilian friend about this!
@dirtybacon: Pfft, its all about the school girl!
Mad-Hobo
I bet that "Welcome Drink" has sleeping pills in it.
Nice try Japan, but your n-- ohh! What a tasty looking dri-- *passes out*
Can't imagine using those Wiimotes. Don't know where they've been. Rubber jacket or not.
Pudgie'sSmokerGivesAGoodTongueing
i still need to find one around where I live.
24 years living in hermosillo and never heard about one being here [love hotel]. Less one which offers drinks, cosplay and wii at the same time.
Gotta love japan
@Cptn.PaxtonAstypalaea(Corsair): niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice
Edit: [brilliant comment]
Fixed.
lol Japan FTW
cippycup