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BioShock As A Bedtime Story

By Mike Fahey on October 2, 2009 at 1:00 AM

Destructoid and GameTrailers join forces to tell the horrifying story of BioShock in a kinder, gentler sort of way. Unlike the actual game, the ending is completely awesome.

Ashley Davis’ dramatic reading of BioShock the Bedtime Story is compelling and moving, but ultimately serves only to underscore on terrible fact: no one reads me bedtime stories anymore. Forget live sex webcams. I want to start up a bedtime story live webcam service so no one has to spend another night falling asleep without story time.

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  • FeralJim
    October 2, 2009 at 11:50 AM

    WTF GAIYS. ATLAS IS FONTAINE? *SPOILERS* MUCH! LIEGK OMIGAWD. U TOTES RUINED TEH GAME FOR ME NAOW. WRY???

    Srs. I was half-way through. Sad face. :’(

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  • Brendan
    October 2, 2009 at 2:17 PM

    FeralJim: It’s the story of Bioshock, dude. I don’t know what you thought you were going to see when you watched the video…. :/

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  • FeralJim
    October 2, 2009 at 3:07 PM

    I’m pretty sure that when the articles subject contained the words “Bioshock” and “Story” I expected something completely different. Probably something about rainbows, butterflies, and my large drill “arm” (penis)

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  • Robert Sakaluk
    October 3, 2009 at 12:00 AM

    Would you kindly look at the pretty butterflies :D

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