Ashley Davis’ dramatic reading of BioShock the Bedtime Story is compelling and moving, but ultimately serves only to underscore on terrible fact: no one reads me bedtime stories anymore. Forget live sex webcams. I want to start up a bedtime story live webcam service so no one has to spend another night falling asleep without story time.
FeralJim
Friday, October 2, 2009 at 11:50 AMWTF GAIYS. ATLAS IS FONTAINE? *SPOILERS* MUCH! LIEGK OMIGAWD. U TOTES RUINED TEH GAME FOR ME NAOW. WRY???
Srs. I was half-way through. Sad face. :’(
Brendan
Friday, October 2, 2009 at 2:17 PMFeralJim: It’s the story of Bioshock, dude. I don’t know what you thought you were going to see when you watched the video…. :/
FeralJim
Friday, October 2, 2009 at 3:07 PMI’m pretty sure that when the articles subject contained the words “Bioshock” and “Story” I expected something completely different. Probably something about rainbows, butterflies, and my large drill “arm” (penis)
Robert Sakaluk
Saturday, October 3, 2009 at 12:00 AMWould you kindly look at the pretty butterflies :D