In Real Life

While you won’t see any penises in Playlogic’s upcoming Fairytale Fights, you can get an eyeful of certain other body parts in these pics allegedly taken from a promo vid for the game.

Ron Jeremy makes an appearance as what appears to be The Naked Emporer — one of the four playable characters in Fairytale Fights. But I have no idea who that chick is playing Red Riding Hood. Nor do I have any idea how they could take the mentally handicapped portrayal of Jack from Jack and the Beanstalk sexy — assuming he’s even in the actual video.

We’ll follow up with Playlogic to see if they’ve got the name of Red’s actress — along with confirmation that these shots are actually from a real trailer. In the meantime, feel free to take a guess and thereby reveal your porn preferences.