The official announcement may call it “our version of those old choose your own adventure stories”, but we recognise it as a slightly more tattooed dating sim. The goal? Pick up Zoli Suicide at a comic book store by making the right conversational choices, enjoy a “sexy 17+ make out session with her”.
Failure to pick up Zoli will result in onscreen humiliation. Sound like your cup of tea? $1.19 at the App Store and it’s yours for the one-handed playing.
Seduce A SuicideGirl [iTunes]