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SuicideGirls Release Dating Sim iPhone App

By Michael McWhertor on October 17, 2009 at 11:20 AM

Alt porn outlet SuicideGirls is getting into the dating sim game, bringing its brand of “naughty, internet, art-sleaze superstars” (read: naked girls) to the iPhone with the app Seduce A SuicideGirl. It may be shallow, but it may also be brilliant.

The official announcement may call it “our version of those old choose your own adventure stories”, but we recognise it as a slightly more tattooed dating sim. The goal? Pick up Zoli Suicide at a comic book store by making the right conversational choices, enjoy a “sexy 17+ make out session with her”.

Failure to pick up Zoli will result in onscreen humiliation. Sound like your cup of tea? $1.19 at the App Store and it’s yours for the one-handed playing.

Seduce A SuicideGirl [iTunes]

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