This Final Fantasy Crystal Bearers Attack Is Udderly Ridiculous

6:00PM October 21, 2009 | Brian Ashcraft

On the fence about upcoming Wii title Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles, The Crystal Bearers? Not sure if you should pick up the game and worried that Square Enix is simply milking the franchise.

Here’s at least one reason why the game is worth a closer look — make that four reasons: laser shooting teats.

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  • CMRD Bones

    October 22, 2009 at 1:46 PM

    I just sat wide-eyed and stunned for the length of the video, then switched from “have paid no attention to” to “must seriously consider getting this game”.
    Too awesome.

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