Where Are The Nipples?!

6:00PM October 20, 2009 | Brian Ashcraft

Japanese developer System Soft Alpha held an event for upcoming Moe Moe Niji Taisen sequel. Jin from website My Game News Flash had a very important question: Where did the nipples go?

I have nipples. You have nipples. Even Jin, too, has nipples. This character does not have nipples. Why?

“I’m sorry to say,” said the game’s producer Ayako Nishimura, “but on the home console version, the nipples were completely retouched.” So those nipples below? Poof, gone, bye bye!

Nishimura talked about the “check” from various platform holders to see if content was suitable. “The DS and PlayStation check were very strict,” she says. “We had to change things over and over again and have the game re-checked.” For example, she continues, a scene where the character was for no real reason in short school athletic shorts was nixed. “But Microsoft”, she continues, “was relatively lenient.”

The game features a bevy of girls with large breasts eyes who personify various military vehicles (tanks, planes). Since the game is attempting to be AN INCREDIBLY ACCURATE portrayal of World War II, it features characters from the various warring factions like America, Russia, Great Britain, Japan, Italy and Germany. All this is in the name of accuracy — truly bizarre accuracy!

The game originally debuted on the PC back in December 2007 and seems to be trying to capitalise on the success of military sci-fi franchise Strike Witches. So we’re not sure exactly how original this really is.

『萌え萌え2次大戦（略）2[chu〜♪] 』のチクビについて聞いてきました [オレ的ゲーム速報＠刃]

plmko

October 20, 2009 at 6:54 PM

I’d imagine Microsoft would have to be very “lenient” in order to compete in Japan.

Ben Latimore

October 20, 2009 at 8:07 PM

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NO MORE NIPPPPPPPPPPPPPLES!

Drunkspleen

October 20, 2009 at 8:56 PM

So wait, Sony was too strict to allow some of this stuff, the same Sony that already has a HD porn service in japan and was as of September in talks with Vivid regarding the potential for offering more porn on its online service.

I’m a bit confused.

Jonathan Betten

October 20, 2009 at 10:06 PM

NIPPLES!

Greg

October 20, 2009 at 10:18 PM

Thanks for the relevant gaming news, Brian.

Matfei

October 21, 2009 at 1:28 AM

Tits are serious business, man.
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James_Burt

October 21, 2009 at 12:15 AM

I can’t FAP to this new version!

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