A “Real” Girlfriend Whose Nose You Can Poke

5:00PM November 24, 2009 | Brian Ashcraft

There are traditional selling points for erotic games. You know, things like boobs and boobs and also boobs. “Real Kanojo” (“Real Girlfriend”) has boobs, sure, but it also has face poking and cheek squeezing.

This is innocent enough.

This just seems painful.

And cruel! Sadness.

The game also offers widespread, 3-D and even webcam face tracking. Check out the game’s real time trailer, but note that it’s probably NSFW. You’ve been warned.

イリュージョン『リアル彼女』プロモーション動画 [オレ的ゲーム速報＠刃]

Comments

  • Michael

    November 24, 2009 at 6:08 PM

    Wow thats more than what my gf would put up with, I better make the upgrade fast!

  • MattW

    November 24, 2009 at 6:08 PM

    That, I am sorry to say, is beyond pathetic and sad. You forfeit all hope of getting any real sex when you submit to this game.

  • Haywiew

    November 24, 2009 at 7:42 PM

    ….O.O

    And here i was thinking Love+Plus was as weird as it could’ve got… Well whatever floats peoples boats, im not one to comment.

  • Pandafaust

    November 24, 2009 at 11:19 PM

    I have to admit, I mush my girlfriends face pretty much like that. I can’t see it being nearly as fun with an online girl. Especially one who is that docile, half the fun is annoying the hell out of her. And I challenge anyone to find a girl who likes her breasts treated like that….

  • Keith Barry

    November 24, 2009 at 11:34 PM

    Only in Japan…

  • Yeo Bung

    November 25, 2009 at 4:38 AM

    So… It’s basically Artificial Girl with face poking. Pfft.

  • Mr Larry Leisuresuit

    November 25, 2009 at 9:27 AM

    Does this support force feedback devices?

    I could do me with some face poking and odd breast handling techniques. NOW WITH ADDED SOFTNESS!

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