Doctor Moreau Has Nothing On Borderlands’ Dr. Ned

12:40PM November 24, 2009 | AJ Glasser

The more zombie media I consume, the more curious I am to know where all these “doctors” are getting their medical degrees. My parents certainly didn’t learn the art of gene splicing at Baylor College of Medicine.

Maybe gene-splicing (or zombie-making) is an elective? Or an online-only course?

Anyway, about the actual video… The Zombie Island of Dr. Ned is round one of Borderlands’ downloadable content packs, set for release November 24. In this undead DLC, players help Dr. Ned try to cure victims of his research-gone-awry (which could potentially be something like gonorrhea if you pronounce it right). I assume that means shooting the bejeesus out of them, but I guess it could mean holding them down for a series of injections.

Now that sounds like something you’d do for extra credit in med school.


Comments

  • King Trash

    November 24, 2009 at 1:46 PM

    I saw colours other than brown and orange, then suddenly wanted to play Borderlands again.

    How odd.

  • Anthony Zonaga

    November 24, 2009 at 4:01 PM

    Who needs a real doctor when you’ve got his machines and their scary needles?

  • jose

    November 25, 2009 at 3:51 PM

    how do i download the zombie island of doctor ned on ps3??? has any ps3 australian user got it, if so how?

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