Far Cry Trailer Does Not Make Us Cry

5:00PM November 19, 2009 | Brian Ashcraft

Released in Germany back in 2008, Uwe Boll’s cinematic adaptation of the video game Far Cry is now making its way to home video. Here’s the DVD trailer, recently posted by IGN.

Looks like something I saw on VHS back in 1987 — not that that’s a bad thing!

Uwe Boll’s Far Cry Movie Trailer [/Film]


Comments

  • Water Bear

    November 19, 2009 at 5:18 PM

    Seriously worst movie ever. Not even worst game to film adaption, just worst movie ever. EVER.
    Nothing to do with the game other than the hawaiin shirt. It made me angry with ubisoft, crytek and worst of all, Germany.

    • Robert

      November 19, 2009 at 9:44 PM

      Wow this movie is truly bad, at least he is consistent at making bad video game based movies.

      Check out Tunnel Rats that was also made by him but it is a great vietnahm war movie, I just don’t get it how he can make so many bad movies and then come out with a decent movie.

    • Asdasd

      November 20, 2009 at 12:59 PM

      I saw it in the rental shop and wondered when they had made a movie out of it, I didn’t pick it up though. Uwe Boll’s name wasn’t on the front, shows how much he really thinks of his movies.

  • dr awesome x

    November 19, 2009 at 5:25 PM

    “yes, we know sergeant Stiglitz”

  • wallet

    November 19, 2009 at 6:04 PM

    Ive never played the game for more than 10 minutes as a benchmark. But I really didnt mind the movie, expected far worse.. Sure its not the action blockbuster of the year but its not that bad if your after something to watch

    He only wears the Hawiian shirt for like 2 mins in the movie at the beginning.

  • James Murchison

    November 19, 2009 at 6:13 PM

    It’s a “FarCry” from his previous work……

    Seriously though, did anyone watch his Postal film? I’ve never walked away from a movie and lost faith in the human race like that.

    • Steven Hayes

      November 19, 2009 at 11:20 PM

      Sorry James i atually liked the Postal movie. Well mostly, i didn’t like the mini-me cameo that was a bit stupid.

  • Khuntza

    November 19, 2009 at 7:23 PM

    Ill download it for a laugh..

    And dont even bother with the piracy argument.. the piracy here is in the asking anyone to pay for this shit..

    • Mr Waffle

      November 19, 2009 at 10:04 PM

      While you’re at it, get House of the Dead. I bought it for like $5, totally worth it for its terribleness.

  • HappyKamper

    November 20, 2009 at 3:44 AM

    Seriously? This looks like such a piece of shit. If these are the terrible lines they chose for the trailer, I dread to think what they’ll say in the rest of this rubbish.

  • Captain Cuddles

    November 20, 2009 at 10:13 AM

    Here’s and idea Uwe Boll, stop making movies. THERE SHIT, YOU’RE NO GOOD AT IT. It was even worse when he challenged people to a boxing match when they hated his movies. If that’s the trend he should take up boxing full time, cause I think there’s another couple people out there that hate his work.

  • Paul P

    November 20, 2009 at 10:15 AM

    I’m sorry, but Alone In The Dark is his “best” work, if only for the amazingly inappropriate love scene between ‘scientist’ Tara Reid and Christian Slater.

    Also, A Dungeon Siege Tale for pure hammy acting goodness.

  • Michael Ormando

    November 20, 2009 at 1:12 PM

    its probably Uwe Bolls best film (which isnt saying much) but it had some good references to the game. In the hands of a better director it could have been decent.

  • Blake Leach

    November 20, 2009 at 6:54 PM

    Anyone else think that they just photoshopped out the “2″ from the end of the Farcry title? C’mon, it’s obviously the same font and flame-y colouring. Can’t Boll do anything right…

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