Hi, I’m Kotaku Senior Editor Michael McWhertor and I’m here today to talk to you about something close to my heart: random throwing knives.
Have you ever found yourself just walking down the street, minding your own business, when THUNK! you look down and see a balanced throwing knife piercing your oesophagus, your aorta rapid-firing blood? I have and let me tell you, it’s actually kind of cool.
So be cool. realise when you don’t have a frag grenade equipped.
Thanks for the tip, Gusto.
todd
November 14, 2009 at 12:57 PM
haha so fricken funny
Report PermalinkBronix
November 14, 2009 at 1:00 PM
I am freaking loving the throwing knife. It’s like insulting to get killed with it, I’ve already heard so much rage from victims, I love it.
Report PermalinkBaden Shipp
November 14, 2009 at 1:06 PM
Fight Against Unusually Common Knife Spam?
Report PermalinkSteven Lao
November 14, 2009 at 1:37 PM
wow…
Report Permalinkchickenman630
November 14, 2009 at 2:07 PM
lucky he got that recorded
Report Permalinkformulated
November 14, 2009 at 3:23 PM
This becomes my pistol.
Report PermalinkThis becomes my dagger.
This becomes your future.
Unseen war.
Your weapons are useless.
Drop the gun.
Golden gun.
Like bringing a knife to a gun fight.
Joseph
November 14, 2009 at 7:52 PM
That was amazing.
Report PermalinkMichael Winning
November 14, 2009 at 8:41 PM
He ended up like the teddy bear in the villa’s upstairs bathroom in “Loose Ends”
Report PermalinkDerangedStoat
November 16, 2009 at 12:02 PM
“I think knives are a good idea. Big, f***-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile.
Report PermalinkKnives are good, because they don’t make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. Shit ‘em right up. Makes it look like we’re serious.
Guns for show, knives for a pro.”
doubleDizz
November 16, 2009 at 12:49 PM
wow. That was def PC cos the the speed of the 180-turn he pulls.
so, ppl… legit or hack?
Report PermalinkTron
November 17, 2009 at 10:18 AM
Doesn’t mean PC could be very fast sensitivity on Console…my buddy plays with it on really high
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