The great thing about working weekends is I can blast gas with impunity in the Kotaku Tower elevator, and then on Monday when the car smells like Donkey Kong’s taint, Fahey gets blamed for it once Crecente comes in.
Here’s a delightful little flash game that trivialises a serious problem faced by millions of Americans — the need to fart on a long elevator ride. You’re accompanied by the most clueless olfactory-impaired elevator attendant ever, as every one I’ve ever ridden with could detect the presence of fart in concentrations as small as one poot particle per billion.
I get to about seven floors and 21,000 points before I either rip enough arse that the bellman notices or I crap my pants (that is the implied ending, I believe.) Anyone have any pro tips? Besides, you know, taking the stairs?
Oh, and let me tell you what else is hilarious — crop dusting Plunkett. That guy always pins it on McWhertor.
Elevator Fart [GoGoBox]
Joshy206
Sunday, November 15, 2009 at 5:29 PMI got 181250, and finished the game.
What I do is that I fart as loud as possible until someone suspects something, then I stop, wait a bit, and repeat.
Phillip Fry
Monday, November 16, 2009 at 12:01 AMAwww :( The game’s dead.
Yeo Bung
Monday, November 16, 2009 at 12:12 AMhttp://www.agame.com/game/Elevator-Fart.html
Dana Card
Monday, November 16, 2009 at 6:59 AMthe game is back :)