All last week we were giving away copies of the Tekken 6 Arcade Stick Edition on Xbox 360. To win, you had to write a Tekken-themed haiku. Let’s find out who wrote the best ones.
And here are the daily winners.
Monday‘s winner is Tomasz, who made this brave admission:
Tekken with my bro;
He sat on the controller.
His ass cheeks beat me.
Tuesday’s winner is James, who pays tribute to his favourite Jackie Chan lookalike:
Play dead on the floor
Snake to crane, crane to panther
Lei, drunken master
Wednesday’s winner is jawbreaker982, for this tragic tale:
Circuits fried. Small fire.
Turns out I can’t build my own.
Really need that stick.
Thursday’s winner is Parabol, who speaks nothing but the truth:
she has chainsaw hands,
jet pack rocket wings and boobs,
no way she can lose.
Friday‘s winner is Lance McDonald, who made me a little sick in my mouth:
Wow, look at those boobs,
Biggest so far in Tekken,
Oh, Bob, I love you.
Congratulations everyone. I’ll be in touch later today to organise delivery of your prize.
Chuloopa
Monday, November 16, 2009 at 10:13 AMhahaha damn it!
after i saw Lance’s entry i knew that it would the winner.
Well done everyone! All really good entries. enjoy your prizes when they arrive.
Qumulys
Monday, November 16, 2009 at 10:19 AMWell done ppl’s!
Hey David, can we have some competition, where only users whose names start with a Q are allowed to enter??
Chuloopa
Monday, November 16, 2009 at 10:53 AMand ‘C’
Qumulys
Monday, November 16, 2009 at 1:47 PMC???? But you’ve already won a PSP! :D
Not to worry, I heard Mr Goose is gonna have a comp later this week, in which the prize is his top notch car(bmw perhaps?). He pretty much hinted I’m a shoe in for it….
David Wildgoose
Monday, November 16, 2009 at 2:07 PMConsidering I don’t own a car, sure!
Darius
Monday, November 16, 2009 at 2:00 PMYOU GUYS!!
and D!
ThePengwin
Monday, November 16, 2009 at 10:24 AMSadly, i suck at writing haikus. Oh well, apon entering Harvey Normans yesterday i saw the shelf price of Tekken 6 at $120, to which i was horrified.
However, behind it there was a limited edition version, with a hoodie, concept art book and poster for $30 more, I could do with a new hoodie, concept art book and big ass poster for $30 more :D
Alas, now i need a HDTV more than ever.
The loading times are quite horrible, but it seems installing it to the HDD solved that problem for me :D
jawbreaker982
Monday, November 16, 2009 at 10:26 AMAwesome! Looking forward to getting destroyed on line and no longer having the ‘no stick’ excuse.
:P
Thanks!
Parabol
Monday, November 16, 2009 at 10:40 AMYeah, I can’t wait for my stick! Got a friend who builds his own, and now I can finally face off properly over Live :)
James Ragan
Monday, November 16, 2009 at 12:27 PMVery excited about this. I’ve followed the Tekken franchise from arcade to Playstation and now to Xbox!
Happy days. Thanks Kotaku!
Lance McDonald
Monday, November 16, 2009 at 12:45 PMWOO! Thanks guys, looking forward to hearing from yall.
Lance McDonald
Monday, November 16, 2009 at 1:17 PMDo I need to give you guys my email address or something, seeings I’m posting from my Facebook account?
David Wildgoose
Monday, November 16, 2009 at 1:23 PMCheck your Facebook inbox.
Tomasz
Monday, November 16, 2009 at 8:20 PMCheers David, this is awesome!!!
And congrats to the rest of you guys; hope to see you all online. This game may have just re-sparked my interest in the 360 :D