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Who Wrote Those Winning Tekken 6 Haikus?

All last week we were giving away copies of the Tekken 6 Arcade Stick Edition on Xbox 360. To win, you had to write a Tekken-themed haiku. Let’s find out who wrote the best ones.

And here are the daily winners.

Monday’s winner is Tomasz, who made this brave admission:

Tekken with my bro;
He sat on the controller.
His ass cheeks beat me.

Tuesday’s winner is James, who pays tribute to his favourite Jackie Chan lookalike:

Play dead on the floor
Snake to crane, crane to panther
Lei, drunken master

Wednesday’s winner is jawbreaker982, for this tragic tale:

Circuits fried. Small fire.
Turns out I can’t build my own.
Really need that stick.

Thursday’s winner is Parabol, who speaks nothing but the truth:

she has chainsaw hands,
jet pack rocket wings and boobs,
no way she can lose.

Friday’s winner is Lance McDonald, who made me a little sick in my mouth:

Wow, look at those boobs,
Biggest so far in Tekken,
Oh, Bob, I love you.

Congratulations everyone. I’ll be in touch later today to organise delivery of your prize.

Comments

  • Chuloopa

    hahaha damn it!
    after i saw Lance’s entry i knew that it would the winner.

    Well done everyone! All really good entries. enjoy your prizes when they arrive.

  • Qumulys

    Well done ppl’s!

    Hey David, can we have some competition, where only users whose names start with a Q are allowed to enter??

    • Chuloopa

      and ‘C’

      • Qumulys

        C???? But you’ve already won a PSP! :D

        Not to worry, I heard Mr Goose is gonna have a comp later this week, in which the prize is his top notch car(bmw perhaps?). He pretty much hinted I’m a shoe in for it….

    • Darius

      YOU GUYS!!

      and D!

  • ThePengwin

    Sadly, i suck at writing haikus. Oh well, apon entering Harvey Normans yesterday i saw the shelf price of Tekken 6 at $120, to which i was horrified.

    However, behind it there was a limited edition version, with a hoodie, concept art book and poster for $30 more, I could do with a new hoodie, concept art book and big ass poster for $30 more :D

    Alas, now i need a HDTV more than ever.

    The loading times are quite horrible, but it seems installing it to the HDD solved that problem for me :D

  • jawbreaker982

    Awesome! Looking forward to getting destroyed on line and no longer having the ‘no stick’ excuse.

    :P

    Thanks!

  • Parabol

    Yeah, I can’t wait for my stick! Got a friend who builds his own, and now I can finally face off properly over Live :)

  • James Ragan

    Very excited about this. I’ve followed the Tekken franchise from arcade to Playstation and now to Xbox!

    Happy days. Thanks Kotaku!

  • WOO! Thanks guys, looking forward to hearing from yall.

  • Tomasz

    Cheers David, this is awesome!!!

    And congrats to the rest of you guys; hope to see you all online. This game may have just re-sparked my interest in the 360 :D

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