LittleBigPlanet hits the PSP today. We’ve got two LittleBigPlanet PSP bundles to give away. But only if you can make us laugh.
LittleBigPlanet on PSP is an entirely new Sackboy adventure with an Australiana themed area just one of more than 35 original levels. And just like on PS3, you can create your own levels and share them online with the PSP community.
Thanks to our friends at Sony Computer Entertainment Australia, we have two prize packs up for grabs, both including:
* A turqiose Slim & Lite PSP
* A copy of LittleBigPlanet on UMD
* A Sackboy screenwipe
* And a Sackboy PSP pouch
How do you win? It’s limerick time again. You have to write a LittleBigPlanet themed limerick that begins “There once was a Sackboy…” (Remember: limericks have fives lines; lines 1, 2 & 5 should rhyme, and lines 3 & 4 should rhyme.)
There’ll be two draws, one for today and Friday and a second one for the weekend. You’ve got until midnight tomorrow to get your entry in for the first draw. Then stay tuned for the opening of the second draw at 10am Saturday, where we’ll also announce the first winner. Got that?
Good luck!
NOTE: As with all Kotaku comps, only one entry per draw is allowed. If you leave multiple entries, only the first one will be considered.
Andrew
Friday, November 20, 2009 at 5:01 PMThere once was a Sackboy who ran
He ran as fast as he can
His feet full of calluses
Through levels of phalluses
Until the mods yelled ban
Al
Friday, November 20, 2009 at 5:18 PMThere once was a sackboy named Brent
Who played all user content.
The required time numbered billions
For the levels numbered millions
And so many were magnificent.
And to suck up (not my entry):
There once was a sackboy named Dave
Who was strong, handsome and brave
When he left Hyper
Sales dropped as if hit by a sniper
But he’s still everybody’s fave.
alamodey
Friday, November 20, 2009 at 9:35 PMThere once was a Sackboy named Dom
You wouldn’t believe where he’s from
His voice suggests he came from a farm
But actually, his heritage is of Vietnam
That’s the story of bogan Dom
terry
Friday, November 20, 2009 at 9:40 PMThere once was a Sackboy named Dave
Who lived in a small wet cave
He liked to fap
Right into his lap
Then jumped up and started to rave
twirtle2
Friday, November 20, 2009 at 9:42 PMThere once was a Sackboy called Bert.
Who really likes to wear a skirt.
He was oh so gay.
Each and every day.
‘Til the day his anus hurts.
Johnny
Friday, November 20, 2009 at 11:09 PMThere once was a Sackboy named Bart
He possessed a whole lot of heart
So he ran to the goal
But fell in a hole
So he popped, and returned to the start
Johnny
Friday, November 20, 2009 at 11:10 PMThere Once was a Sackboy
He was more than just a mere Toy
He runs and he Jumps
He can take a few Bumps
He’s really a bundle of Joy
Johnny
Friday, November 20, 2009 at 11:34 PMThere once was a Sackboy who lied
That his partner in crime had died
But no one believed him
And charged him with treason
As his buddy tumbled outside
Johnny
Friday, November 20, 2009 at 11:34 PMThere once was a Sackboy with issues
He sat and used up his tissues
He ridiculed against karma
And cursed the Dalai Lama
And therefore, his crying continues
Johnny
Friday, November 20, 2009 at 11:34 PMThere once was a sackboy who farted
Within a forest uncharted
The stink was intense
The consequence, immense
His torch lit his buttocks adusted
Brett
Saturday, November 21, 2009 at 12:21 AMThere once was a sackboy who played in the mud
When washed in the sink he got trapped by the plug
wailing with pain
he blew out his brains
hes now nothing more than a LittleBigSmudge
Kelly Hodges
Saturday, November 21, 2009 at 1:06 AMThere once was a sackboy with a loose thread
If he unravelled himself, he’d be dead!
Luckily his old nanna
Crochet him firmly together
Before wiping her but with his head!
PS Paul
Saturday, November 21, 2009 at 6:41 AMThere once was a Sackboy who complained
That his baldness was the source of much pain
And so Media Molecule
Hand-crafted a follicle
And Sackboy felt back in the game
Michael McLellan
Tuesday, November 24, 2009 at 6:30 PMRoses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sack boy is cute.
…. as cute as my poo….