
Today marks your final chance to win a copy of Tekken 6 and a wireless Hori arcade stick.
From Monday to Friday this week, we’ll be giving away one Tekken 6 Arcade Stick Edition on Xbox 360 each day. It comes with a wireless arcade stick from stick specialists Hori, a 100-page art book and, of course, a copy of the game.
To win, you’ll need to once more impress us with your literary creativity. Yes, it’s haiku time again on Kotaku. We want you to write an ode to Tekken (or perhaps just fighting games in general) in haiku form. And the haiku form we’re counting is three lines of 5, 7 and 5 syllables.
Leave your haiku in the comments below. You must leave it before midnight today to be eligible for today’s draw. Check back tomorrow at 10am to see if you’ve won and, if you didn’t, to enter tomorrow’s draw with a brand new haiku.
Please note: As per usual, only one entry per day is allowed. If you leave multiple entries, only the first haiku will be considered.
Thursday’s winner is Parabol, who speaks nothing but the truth:
she has chainsaw hands,
jet pack rocket wings and boobs,
no way she can lose.
UPDATE: This competition is now closed. Friday’s winner will be announced shortly.
Dutch
November 13, 2009 at 10:03 AM
Paul Phoenix is cool
Report PermalinkBeen there since the first Tekken
Skyscraper hair rocks
Crono
November 13, 2009 at 10:06 AM
King of Iron Fist six
Report PermalinkSilently they wait to fight
Is that a chainsaw?
Paul P
November 13, 2009 at 10:06 AM
G-Corporation
Report PermalinkIs really getting me down
Best beat someone up
Lance McDonald
November 13, 2009 at 10:07 AM
Wow, look at those boobs,
Report PermalinkBiggest so far in Tekken,
Oh, Bob, I love you.
chuloopa
November 13, 2009 at 10:11 AM
Damn this one is hard – such strong competition. well done everyone so far.
Last ditch redemption
deliver the money shot
flawless victory
good luck everyone!
Report PermalinkFBSP
November 13, 2009 at 10:18 AM
Arcade sticks to me!
Report PermalinkKotaku give me sticks now!
Give me the sticks now!
cire
November 13, 2009 at 10:20 AM
unblockable hit.
Report Permalinkended up losing. and it is
only the first stage. damn!
cire
November 13, 2009 at 10:22 AM
unblockable hit.
ended up losing. and it is
*only the first stage.
fix’d. too many syllables for the last line. i really oughta check these things before submitting.
kotaku needs an edit function =/
Report PermalinkDan
November 13, 2009 at 10:24 AM
If that fucking bear
Report Permalinkdefeats me just one more time
this xbox will fly
Sing Nguyen
November 13, 2009 at 10:26 AM
Back forward fierce punch
Report PermalinkC-C-C-Combo Breaker!
Oh wait, wrong series.
Gazza
November 13, 2009 at 10:28 AM
In all fighting games
Report PermalinkArmed with my lightning fast moves
I will win them all
Mends
November 13, 2009 at 10:30 AM
Wife and I fighting
Report PermalinkHundred matches on Tekken
Her button mash wins
Stevorooni
November 13, 2009 at 10:30 AM
Serious Fighter
Report PermalinkIt’s as real as it can get
Oh look a panda
alamodey
November 13, 2009 at 10:32 AM
feng wei of china
Report Permalinklooks like steven seagal and
hits like a brick wall
Qumulys
November 13, 2009 at 10:38 AM
L shaped block slots tight,
Report PermalinkInto multi line combo,
Shit, sorry wrong game!
Mark
November 13, 2009 at 10:41 AM
Can one please tell me
Report PermalinkJust where in the world I’ll see
Hot girls fights in G’s
Steven
November 13, 2009 at 10:42 AM
Fight like dairy farmer
Report PermalinkInsult Yoshi to increase chance
Nope, ass is still kicked
Steven Bogos
November 13, 2009 at 10:43 AM
King’s combo is long
Report PermalinkIt is quite hard to pull off
Fails to low kick spam
RK
November 13, 2009 at 10:50 AM
To win at Tekken
Report PermalinkBreak the rules
Like this haiku does
Tommy
November 13, 2009 at 10:51 AM
Disgusting but true.
Report PermalinkOn the toilet, I’d still win.
Wireless freedom!
Corey Lee
November 13, 2009 at 11:07 AM
Forty two fighters
Report PermalinkEach one worthy of your time
The choice is endless
Bryan Lee
November 13, 2009 at 11:15 AM
Launcher, jab, Bound!,
Report PermalinkLift, jab, 1-2, finisher.
Basic of Tekken.
Stephen Andreou
November 13, 2009 at 11:17 AM
Customisation
Report Permalinkall money on lightning fists
Kazuya is broke
Loz
November 13, 2009 at 11:18 AM
Mokujin: a stick
Report PermalinkWas hit with the ugly stick
Or an ugly log
ChaoZ
November 13, 2009 at 11:18 AM
I am an Amature Fighter
Report PermalinkGetting really good at the sixth Tekken
Wireless stick will helps faster
Dean Henderson
November 13, 2009 at 11:19 AM
Doctor Phil was stumped,
Report PermalinkMashima family issues,
Were beyond his skill,