The Nintendo 64 Kid has found his modern replacement: the Xbox 360 Kid. But pawing at the box has been replaced with “air running” and some box humping. Squealing, too. Kids, today!
As sister site Gizmodo pointed out, if he’s this excited right now, just image him if he gets the Red Ring of Death.
Goodbye N64 Kid, Hello Xbox 360 Kid [Gizmodo]
Justin Robson
Tuesday, December 29, 2009 at 12:45 AMI don’t know if I was some kind of repressed child, but if you bought me the best thing in the world for Christmas, I wouldn’t have danced, squawked and tried to make love to it…
Still doesn’t top the N64 kid though… =(
Justin Robson
Tuesday, December 29, 2009 at 12:56 AMPS, someone posted this in the comments, I can vaguely remember seeing it before… I like it a lot better: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQJuyfNyczM&feature=player_embedded
This is the non retarded version =)
RBot
Tuesday, December 29, 2009 at 1:24 AMNothing can beat the N64 kid.
Phillip Fry
Tuesday, December 29, 2009 at 1:34 AMHe clearly watches Pure Pwnage.
Thomas Thongvilu
Tuesday, December 29, 2009 at 2:38 AMtimberlake couldnt dance better
Flux
Tuesday, December 29, 2009 at 4:59 AMDon’t treat it so rough kid, those things are a touch fragile…
Veagor
Tuesday, December 29, 2009 at 7:53 AMMan, that kid is not going to have a happy life…
Also, I can’t help but think this is staged, maybe it’s because I despise any local acts of emotion, but it just seems like he’s screaming over and over for the cameras (Like you would smile and say thank you alot if you got a pair of socks or something) and what about when his Mum asks him to do the dance? I agree though, just can’t top the N64 kid
Ben Latimore
Tuesday, December 29, 2009 at 12:07 PMAww, poor dog. Having to put up with that stupid kid for the rest of it’s life.
Mr Spoon
Tuesday, December 29, 2009 at 12:48 PMMr Spoon observes that the way he is humping that box, the kid may be in danger of getting a red ring of death himself…
AussieSniper
Tuesday, December 29, 2009 at 1:31 PMDefinitely staged in an attempt to become the next N64 kid. It even has the slowed down voice like in the N64 vid.
Vapor
Tuesday, December 29, 2009 at 7:29 PMBlastoise kid is so much better than either N64 Kid or this new 360 kids.
francis
Wednesday, December 30, 2009 at 1:38 AMThat xbox is no longer a virgin after the kid did a quick hump on 0:46.
DKnight1000
Wednesday, December 30, 2009 at 5:01 AMDid anyone have a reaction like that to getting cool presents as a kid? I’ve never screamed because I got something I always wanted.
And as someone who got multiple inner ear infections through childhood, where you felt like some violently stabbed you in the ear to wake you up in the middle of the night I did scream in pain.
Infact the most flamboyant victory dance I ever did was on beating a particular game for the first (and only) time in my life I did jump up, point at the screen saying loudly (But not screaming) “Yes, yes, Finally, did you see that I beat it, I won, finally, yes.” Or something similar. It was a game I played alot and the final bit of the final stage needed extreme luck or split second reactions and inscruitable timing.