
The North American trailer for Compile Heart’s breeding RPG Record of Agarest War knows its audience, and with blurred nudity and a borderline money shot, grabs them by the… well it isn’t the throat.
There were two ways to market this game in the states. Either Aksys could play up the fighting system and gloss over the more adult bits, or they could release a trailer that basically says that the game itself doesn’t matter as much as the scenery within. That’s not the sort of message that makes me want to rush out and spend my money.
Very nice use of ’70s porno guitar though.



















Michael Barnes
Thursday, December 31, 2009 at 11:48 AMbanned in aus.
APK
Thursday, December 31, 2009 at 12:49 PM=(
I wanted this too
Patrick McCormack
Thursday, December 31, 2009 at 2:36 PMYou can actually buy this here everyone, a quick Classification Board search shows it rated MA15+, it’s called Agarest: Generations of War in Australia.
DeeK
Thursday, December 31, 2009 at 12:54 PMI laughed. That music just works with the trailer.
Banned in OZ, did you say? Well, no big surprise there. We all know how Atkinson believes that games have a greater impact. Imagine his cadre of pensioner voters being turned into anime crazed sex fiends.
Maybe it’s better this game was banned, after all.
LOL
Thursday, December 31, 2009 at 12:59 PMDid the original japanese version have the mosaic blurring? Although I guess suggestive blurring has a greater impact than realising there’s nothing to see..
Travis New
Thursday, December 31, 2009 at 1:15 PMThat trailer was so funny haha
Dunnowhathuh
Thursday, December 31, 2009 at 1:28 PMHaha, the music just completed the whole trailer.
Andrew
Thursday, December 31, 2009 at 1:34 PMJapan can keep this, and more like it for all I care, I’m not interested in a glorified henti slideshow.
Tom
Thursday, December 31, 2009 at 2:20 PMAh that was entertaining. It seems like a parody clip you’d find somewhere, like someone knocked it up in half an hour for some laffs. The guitar was brilliant :D
Milali
Thursday, December 31, 2009 at 5:21 PMthat was total win!
ASDASD
Friday, January 1, 2010 at 4:54 AMThat was bloody fantastic.
Joseph
Friday, January 1, 2010 at 12:16 PMDegrading to men, imo.
I don’t want to be seen as someone who sees women like that :\
Jackablade
Friday, January 1, 2010 at 6:40 PMClassy.
Paul Newman
Friday, January 1, 2010 at 7:31 PMhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
that was……… aaaaah
ahem
Patrick Lum
Saturday, January 2, 2010 at 11:09 AMI have to say, that seemed like the kind of thing someone would use to parody the game rather than advertise it.
Goddamn hilarious though.
Kunpow
Monday, January 4, 2010 at 4:46 PMAt least they don’t waste there time “beating around the bush” :)
Vash128
Thursday, April 29, 2010 at 1:22 PMThe article and trailer made me laugh.