Pokemon Teaches Your Children To Worship Satan

Pok´mon, plural, turn kids into devil. They are monsters. And there’s stabbing and shootings, too! Maybe it has something to do with the dark realm?

Demons take pokémon seriously. So does Satan. Oh, and some of you cannot go to heaven. Sorry!

POCKET MONSTERS ARE REALLY POCKET DEMONS… [Everything Is Terrible!]

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    Adrian Milano

    Friday, December 11, 2009 at 4:48 PM

    Why, just why do things like this have to happen, Pok’emon is the furthest thing from evil. I’m not saying religion is evil (it’s not people are) but this fanatic is evil as he is using ignorance to further his cause, his religious cause.

    Ohwell…. back to me PS3, Nathan Drake must be the devils incarnate

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    SchvagnumPI

    Friday, December 11, 2009 at 5:02 PM

    Shhh…. don’t let Michael Atchinson see this.

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    wepoo

    Friday, December 11, 2009 at 5:19 PM

    Haha!
    “Children had been STABBED by other children over Pokemon cards”!
    Hey buddy; it’s not as bad as what religious extremists (just like yourself) have done to one another.

    This kind of preaching is just spreading HATE.
    Why not just be nice and accepting? Perhaps because it’s the harder path to walk?

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    who am iiiiii

    Friday, December 11, 2009 at 5:20 PM

    Remember back in the 80s when gangs of kids would play D&D and then go out and shoot each other cause they thought that their friends would just come back tomorro?

    Who doesnt!?

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      Frogztar

      Monday, December 14, 2009 at 10:03 AM

      Do you remember the carnage caused by Troll Dolls? Or the bloody Furbie battles? Oh god, I was just a boy… the horror…. THE HORROR!!

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    Shaun Hing

    Friday, December 11, 2009 at 6:05 PM

    WHAT

    THE

    F*CK??!?

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    Mannon

    Friday, December 11, 2009 at 6:37 PM

    I love the irony when he starts ranting how the children are so caught up in their fantasy world that they can’t tell the difference between that and reality.

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    Gino

    Friday, December 11, 2009 at 8:06 PM

    (facepalm)

    Damn. It.

    These guys need to focus less on Pokémon and more on Poverty.

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    Paul Newman

    Friday, December 11, 2009 at 8:07 PM

    Hibbity hobbity monsters is the devil!

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    Nest

    Friday, December 11, 2009 at 9:12 PM

    … What?

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    Justin Robson

    Friday, December 11, 2009 at 10:38 PM

    Lol… just lol… I’ll sum up what he said in a sentence… “everything I don’t like or understand is bad for everyone!”… Come on, I grew up with Pokemon cards and I’ve never stabbed anyone or pumped them full of bullets with my forty five… xD

    This is hilarious, kids take up things like Pokemon as a fortress from the real world… that includes deluded nuts like this. He’s more dangerous than any game could ever be…

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    Luden

    Friday, December 11, 2009 at 11:06 PM

    Oh for frick’s sake! There’s no hope for humanity is there?

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    Jester

    Friday, December 11, 2009 at 11:47 PM

    Is this guy an idiot?

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    Andrew Matthews

    Friday, December 11, 2009 at 11:53 PM

    did you hear that! The Devil Takes Pokemon Seriously!! he trainer all his pokemon to lv 100.. and he LOOKS LIKE JIGGLYPUFF!!!

    Man is it me or is This guy possesede by the devil :p

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    FB

    Saturday, December 12, 2009 at 12:17 AM

    Way to make us Christians look awesome, tv evangelist! Don’t forget to tell them about how evil rocks are, too!

    Myself along with 98% of the Christian community are currently facepalming.

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    LinkageAX

    Saturday, December 12, 2009 at 12:26 AM

    HAHA, I saw this earlier today on ToplessRobot. I find it hilarious as he says that pokemon are evil or somesuch and there’s a pic of Jigglypuff on the screen. Cracked me up big time!

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    Andy

    Saturday, December 12, 2009 at 12:35 AM

    Oh thank god.

    For a second, I thought Christianity was in a stupidly insane place.

    This video has convinced me otherwise.

    Especially after being stabbed for a Charizard…

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    Jonathon Tree

    Saturday, December 12, 2009 at 3:24 AM

    Lucifer can train the perfect Pidgeot…

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    Louie Song

    Saturday, December 12, 2009 at 8:41 AM

    Whats more weird is that the people watching him are nodding.

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    Ross Moir

    Saturday, December 12, 2009 at 9:12 AM

    A couple of points that made me WTF…
    “They’re so into this fantasy world” from a guy who is a profesional promoter of an intangible, omnipotent but unfelt being whose existence is “proved” by a book and rhetoric.
    “Kids pull out their .45s” He says this like it’s the most common thing in the world. Guns don’t kill people. Pokemon do…
    But then, it’s more worrying to see people out in the audience re-writing their brains as he speaks.
    That’s scary.

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    nitrowii

    Saturday, December 12, 2009 at 12:35 PM

    the only evil i see in pokemon is the people doing the english dubbing 4kids like to hire hobos off the street for voice acting and its terrible

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    DKnight1000

    Sunday, December 13, 2009 at 7:19 AM

    How old is this? That looks like series 1.

    I honestly think the world would be a better place if all conflicts where solved via a pokemon battle.

    Possibly showing my age, I used to collect “Monsters in my Pocket” little plastic monsters based on mythology and other things. I had a religous aunt who went ballistic at me when she found them, threw them all out on me. Luckily I managed to get them back and kept them hidden when ever she came to visit.

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    Fuck

    Tuesday, March 30, 2010 at 12:36 PM

    does he seriously believe that fucking KIDS stabbed each other over Pokemon cards?!?! what the fuck?! “pull out their .45″? since when do kids have .45′s? some do, but there are exceptions to every rule. video games aren’t so damn powerful that kids cant tell fantasy from reality! if that were the case then all kids would be insane! for fucks sake. religion is stupid. its just another way to control people. if people are making judgements to things like Pokemon based on religion then then we’re all fucked. saying shit like that is just like pulling out a .45 like he said, shooting your fucking friend, and then thinking,”oh, i’ll just turn off the machine and he’ll be okay.” and even if all that were really happening then it wouldn’t have anything to do with satan.

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    Ash Ketchum

    Monday, October 18, 2010 at 6:07 PM

    I’ve never seen anything more pathetic, nor stupid. The world without religion, would be a smarter, safer place. Enough said.

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