There are no games coming out this week. None at all. So I thought I’d make up some games I wish were actually coming out this week. Maybe you can suggest some too!
Hopefully your suggestions are funnier than mine as well.
Atkinson’s Creed II (360, PS3)
What Is It? Take on the role of the nation’s deadliest censorship minister as you eliminate game after game until all Australians are safe from depraved sex and extreme violence.
Should You Care? It’s Croydon’s biggest selling game ever.
Atkinson Vs Predator (360, PS3)
What Is It? Nothing but an excuse for a dodgy but amusing photoshop opportunity.
Should You Care? It’s OK, it got through with an MA15+ rating.
Command & Conquer: Rudd Alert (PC)
What Is It? Political simulation that acts as a training program for the Liberal Party leadership.
Should You Care? Tony Abbott needs help on the tutorial mission.
Sid Meier’s James Cameron’s Avatar: The Video Game: A Brian Reynolds Game (PC)
What Is It? Strategy game in which you invade, mine, pillage and rape an alien planet full of blue-skinned tree-huggers.
Should You Care? American McGee wants his name on the box, too.
Tatsunoko Vs Capcom Vs SNK Vs Mortal Kombat Vs DC Universe Vs Final Fantasy Vs XIII (PSP)
What Is It? Brawler featuring characters from every fighting franchise under the sun.
Should You Care? Unless you’re a fan of Namco fighters. Sorry guys.
Tiger Woods Pro Tour (Wii)
What Is It? Candid exploration of a noted sporting celebrity’s off-links lifestyle.
Should You Care? Comes bundled with all manner of unusual Wiimote accessories.
David Fowles
Monday, December 21, 2009 at 2:39 PM“Super Mario Shovelware”
The game only works with a Wiimote scanner attachment that you have to buy separately. You also require the nunchuk and wii-motion plus, though they don’t actually do anything.
Help Mario dig his way to the centre of the earth by scanning the barcodes of other Wii games. The lower the game’s Metacritic score, the lower that your on-screen Mario will burrow into the earth.
If you ever accidentally scan a game over 5/10, disembodied Rayman hands start to lift Mario skywards, but you can swat them away with the remote or use power-downs like “terrible online service”, “overpriced SD hardware” or the often fatal “Accessories Wallet Gouge”.
Darius
Monday, December 21, 2009 at 3:02 PMlol nice one
Matt
Monday, December 21, 2009 at 2:49 PMknew an atkinson vs predator image would turn up eventually, its too much to miss :P
Bronix
Monday, December 21, 2009 at 3:02 PMOh yes it’s all fun and games and hilarious until we see this image used in some campaign by Atkinson to further his cause… I can see the headlines already
“I WAS RIGHT”
Jason
Monday, December 21, 2009 at 3:51 PMwow some people need to lighten up! Very amusing :)
James Mac
Monday, December 21, 2009 at 4:58 PMSyphon Filter: The Conroy Expansion
Joshua Iacobozzi
Monday, December 21, 2009 at 4:59 PMBatman: Abbott Asylum.
That sucked. :(
Also, if Atkinson is going to use the picture as an example, we’re screwed anyway. I’m sure there have been negative comments about him around the place, so if he’s going to dredge up everything we’ve said and posted, we’ve already lost.
Aaron K
Monday, December 21, 2009 at 6:01 PMGuitar Band Rock Hero Greatest Hits 5: Metallica, Van Halen, The Beatles & 20 songs from various artists
I’m bad at this. lol
Steven Bogos
Monday, December 21, 2009 at 7:01 PMJust look at his face, it’s priceless. Every time i see that stupid, cheesy grin i cringe, glad to see someone finally did something good with it
Joshua Iacobozzi
Tuesday, December 22, 2009 at 1:37 AMHahaha I just looked at it again, it’s hilarious now.
Ethan Iacobozzi
Monday, December 21, 2009 at 7:34 PMGet off your high horse, people. This isn’t going to make Atkinson any more unwilling.
Slayer
Monday, December 21, 2009 at 8:07 PMACE
love your work
Nicholas
Monday, December 21, 2009 at 9:28 PMSuper Mario Return of the Repeat of the Bowser’s Great Castle Platformer 3: ‘Another’ Edition
What is it? Same thing, but its newer, so it’s better,
Nicholas
Monday, December 21, 2009 at 9:30 PM…And i dont know how that submitted. Continue:
right?
Should You Care? ‘Course not, but would that ever stop a Mario fan?
Needs A New Username
Monday, December 21, 2009 at 11:04 PMI don’t care about you other guys, but i lol’d hard about this post.
Nice one