Why Can't This Ever Happen At The Airports I Use?

This is quite possibly the only Army of Two: The 40th Day teaser that’s made me laugh. Probably because I’ve spent six hours in airports so far this holiday and have another four ahead of me to go home.

I don’t even care that it’s a United Kingdom teaser instead of a North American one. You’ll find that airports — from their appearances and smells to their interminable waits and wailing babies — are pretty much a universal concept. By the time we colonize the moon, I’m sincerely hoping we’ve solved the wailing babies problem.

Merry Christmas to those of you ahead of the United States’ timezones. Happy day-before-Christmas to the rest of you!


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