Multiple models in skimpy clothes say “I am Bayonetta” — much like that “I am Tiger Woods” ad from a few years back.
Like Tiger Woods the character Bayonetta, the girls ask “Do you want to touch me?”
The five models are not Bayonetta, however. They are Shannon James, Jillian Kaye, Kat, Chernise Yvette and Ryan Lovette. Not Bayonetta.
Released this January in the West, Bayonetta features a witch who wears a body suit made from hair and wields not only dual pistols but high-heel pistols. Be sure to check out Kotaku’s review.
Fracture
Friday, January 8, 2010 at 6:34 PMer .. .. . .I watched it without sound kinda creeped me out.. tks kotaku.
Cerzel
Friday, January 8, 2010 at 6:42 PMTalk about a new low for cosplay…
Michael Cohen
Friday, January 8, 2010 at 7:02 PMUgh. They sound stupid, they look stupid, they act stupid…
Aliasalpha
Friday, January 8, 2010 at 8:18 PMSo you’re saying they’re dead ringers for bayonetta then?
warcroft
Friday, January 8, 2010 at 8:38 PMOMG that was terrible!
Chris
Friday, January 8, 2010 at 9:07 PMI’m sorry was Samuel L Jackson mixed in there? I coulda swore…
Mannon
Saturday, January 9, 2010 at 12:23 AMhaha, I thought the same thing!
Caddy
Saturday, January 9, 2010 at 12:26 AM.. wow, that one person really does look like Samuel L Jackson at about 40 seconds left. Half expected them to start talking about ‘tasty burgers’ part way through…
Jaysun Lee
Friday, January 8, 2010 at 11:37 PMFail costumes, but for some reason they have guns that are more accurate than my bonus one…
LinkageAX
Saturday, January 9, 2010 at 12:42 AM“I am Bayonetta.”
No, No you are not.
Tyris
Saturday, January 9, 2010 at 1:33 AMShould take some style tips from the Japanese… even tho a Bayonetta cosplay is probably more suited to western cosplayers, there were some incredibly accurate renditions at this past Comiket.
hristinho18
Saturday, January 9, 2010 at 9:16 AMI think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. The Playboy Bayonettas may well be even less attractive than the girls who used to host Naked News.
Paul Newman
Saturday, January 9, 2010 at 1:57 PMI’ll wait for the internets to deliver the pornos version
Joseph
Sunday, January 10, 2010 at 5:34 AMOuch.