The One Million Dollar Xbox 360 Console

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Got a spare cool million lying around? In the market for a pre-loved console? Or maybe you’re just an idiot? Here’s the eBay auction you’ve been waiting for.

Optimistic eBay seller jfl_sales, fresh from flogging off eight cane dining chairs for (coincidentally) $360, has put together a quite remarkable “Xbox 360 gaming pack“.

The pack contains:

* Xbox 360 console (likely with a 20GB hard drive)
* 3 wireless controllers (batteries not included)
* Dynasty Warriors 6
* Lost Planet: Extreme Condition (Colonies Edition)
* Ghost Recon: Advanced Warfighter

And how much are they starting the bidding at?

ONE MILLION DOLLARS.

Hurry! There’s only a few hours left!

Xbox 360 gaming pack [eBay, thanks Trent!]

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(16 Comments)
  • [–]

    Stone

    Wednesday, January 6, 2010 at 4:06 PM

    At least he offers local pickup, but batteries not included is a little ‘rich’ ;-)

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    Needs A New Username

    Wednesday, January 6, 2010 at 4:45 PM

    ITS A TRAP!

    he only has 1 feedback

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    hristinho18

    Wednesday, January 6, 2010 at 4:58 PM

    Reeks of a man ‘forced’ to put his RROD machine up for sale, and guaranteeing that it will never happen hehe

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    Tasos Chrysostomou

    Wednesday, January 6, 2010 at 5:12 PM

    It’s a trap!

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      Needs A New Username

      Wednesday, January 6, 2010 at 7:45 PM

      haha i win

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    Ethan Iacobozzi

    Wednesday, January 6, 2010 at 5:15 PM

    I can’t afford not to buy this!

  • [–]

    MikeZdoesit

    Wednesday, January 6, 2010 at 5:18 PM

    ROFL the bastard wont even post it to you XD

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    Andrew Low

    Wednesday, January 6, 2010 at 5:42 PM

    Me suspects wifey may have forced his hand. Let’s hope his cunning plan works: “But Honey, No one bought it! It’ll have to stay after all!”

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    Talendra

    Wednesday, January 6, 2010 at 6:00 PM

    Also batteries not included, how cheap can you be..

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    None

    Wednesday, January 6, 2010 at 6:32 PM

    Somehow i’m left hoping someone (who can afford it mind you) will accept this bargain.

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    Thermal Ions

    Wednesday, January 6, 2010 at 8:25 PM

    Darn, I missed out.

    “Bidding has ended on this item.”

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    Mitchell

    Wednesday, January 6, 2010 at 9:00 PM

    I’ll give him 20 cents for the lot but he has to throw in batteries.

  • [–]

    Aliasalpha

    Wednesday, January 6, 2010 at 9:01 PM

    Pfft, if there’s no buy it now option I’m not even going to contemplate it. No bidding wars, a million even or nothing damnit!

    Hmm, sort of inspires me to put up my PS1, its in excellent condition and its the first model rather than the redesign so its practically a rare and valuable antique. Gotta be a million in that…

  • [–]

    Strange

    Wednesday, January 6, 2010 at 9:20 PM

    Heheehee…”cash on pickup”.
    There’s no way that could go wrong.

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    Kyle Nash

    Thursday, January 7, 2010 at 11:48 AM

    most expensive red ring of death youll ever have.

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    Thomas Thongvilu

    Friday, January 8, 2010 at 1:57 AM

    one MILLION dollarhs! epic

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