You’ve only got two more chances left to win the limited Climax edition of Sega and Devil May Cry creator Hideki Kamiya’s hair-raising new action game. Find out how to enter and who won Wednesday’s draw after the jump.
Thanks to Sega we have five Bayonetta Climax Editions on Xbox 360 to give away this week. We’ll be giving away one per day until Friday.
Inside the Aussie exclusive limited edition you’ll find:
* A copy of Bayonetta on Xbox 360 in premium slipcase packaging
* A replica Scarborough Fair, Bayonetta’s beloved pistol which she has strapped to her hands and feet
* A 36-page hardcover art book
* A CD of the game’s soundtrack
Scroll down for a pic of everything inside the Bayonetta Climax Edition.
So how do you win?
Given Bayonetta’s rather raunchy nature, we figured it was time to get you all writing limericks again. After all, the best limericks are always just a little bit naughty.
Your limerick must begin with some variation on the line: “There once was a girl called Bayonetta…” And it must follow standard AABBA limerick rhyming form.
Leave your limericks in the comments below. You must enter by midnight to be eligible for the day’s draw and winners will be announced at 10am the following day when the new draw opens.
You may only enter once per day. If multiple entries are received, only the first one will count. If you wish to enter the next day’s draw, you must enter a new limerick.
Good luck!
And Wednesday’s winner is… warcroft!
Here’s warcroft’s winning limerick:
uʍop ǝpısdn pןɹoʍ ʎɯ pǝuɹnʇ ǝɥs
ssıʞ ɐ ǝɯ ʍǝןq uǝɥʇ
sdıɥ ɹǝɥ pǝʎɐʍs ǝɥs
punoɹɐ pǝʞɔıʞ ǝɥs suoɯǝp puɐ sןǝƃuɐ
uʍoʇ oʇ ǝɯɐɔ ɐʇʇǝuoʎɐq pǝɯɐu ןıɹƃ ɐ
Aziz
Thursday, January 7, 2010 at 10:05 AMIs it a sin to admire beauty? It is when it’s for Bayonetta…
Daniel Churcher
Thursday, January 7, 2010 at 10:16 AMSo Bayonetta came to town last week
to show me some guns strapped to her feet
“That’s impractical!” said I,
Though I cannot tell a lie
I was staring at assets I dare not repeat.
Harry Gibbs
Thursday, January 7, 2010 at 10:18 AMThere once was a girl named Bayonetta,
and heaven was all out to get her
but through shedding her clothes
she annihilated her foes
and achieved a climax forever.
ShiggyNinty
Thursday, January 7, 2010 at 10:20 AMThere once was a girl called Bayonetta,
Who gave death threats to all that met her,
You’d look at her arse,
she’d break yours like glass,
and then after that you’d know who’s better
Joshua Iacobozzi
Thursday, January 7, 2010 at 12:22 PMI like this one a lot. I hope it wins.
warcroft
Thursday, January 7, 2010 at 10:28 AMOMFG! I won!
Thank you so much Kotaku!
Mr Explody
Thursday, January 7, 2010 at 10:43 AMCongrats Mate!
Did you hand pick those characters, or is there a program that you used to turn the text upside down?
Joshua Iacobozzi
Thursday, January 7, 2010 at 12:19 PMhttp://www.fliptext.org
Mr Explody
Thursday, January 7, 2010 at 10:31 AMThere once was a girl named Bayonetta,
Who’s legs just went on forever,
She looks like she’d spank me,
Slap and disgrace me,
If she were real I would totally let her
Matthew Kermeen
Thursday, January 7, 2010 at 10:34 AMThere once was this girl named Bayonetta
I wrote her a long, long love letter
I though she would marvel
Instead she was startled
All that’s left of my heart is blood splatter
Jeremy Hore
Thursday, January 7, 2010 at 10:49 AMThere once was a witch Bayonetta
Who’s enemies were out to get her
To sleep, she was set
A spell to make her forget
And she woke with a pair of Baretta
Trent Gore
Thursday, January 7, 2010 at 10:57 AMGreat work warcroft!
Bayonetta; all the men hail her.
Complexion; couldn’t be any paler.
Guns; Scarborough Fair.
Clothes; made from hair.
Glasses; without them she’d be a failure.
Cat
Thursday, January 7, 2010 at 10:59 AMBayonetta’s a girl you can’t pass
No better witch found with more class
A gun on each limb
But still stunningly trim
Her best weapon, of course, her ass.
Gobbo
Thursday, January 7, 2010 at 11:05 AMBayonetta’s a girl full of sin
But there’s worse than her gun-shoes within.
There are baddies who cry,
Even wish they could die,
At her soul-searing phrase “Is it in?”
chocolate
Thursday, January 7, 2010 at 11:16 AMA girl called Bayonetta lost her memory,
A feisty opponent with boundless energy,
Transforming her hair,
Into whatever will scare,
Here’s hoping you’re not the enemy!
Mark
Thursday, January 7, 2010 at 11:27 AMThere once was a girl called Bayonetta
Took herself seriously as a hairdresser
Should have known what offends
Pointed out her split ends
Now I’m writing this from the hereafter
Luke Davis
Thursday, January 7, 2010 at 11:39 AMThere once was a girl called Bayonetta
whose chest was too big for her sweater
whilst casting some spells
she blew off both girls
and now she sounds just like Eddie Vedder.
Joshy206
Thursday, January 7, 2010 at 11:42 AMThere once was a girl called Bayonetta,
Who was as hot as the Sun if not better.
She had Librarian Glasses,
Gun shoes that kicked peoples’ asses,
And a chest that made people wetter.
Crono
Thursday, January 7, 2010 at 11:44 AMBayonetta’s a witch, quite candid
Her torture moves sexy, not sordid
Easy mode’s the best
with just one button to press
Means ‘climax’ is still reached one handed
Karachi King
Thursday, January 7, 2010 at 12:04 PMThere once was a girl called Bayonetta,
Her hair turned into leather.
But don’t be misled,
There’s none on her head,
Turns out it’s from her nethers.
rawh
Thursday, January 7, 2010 at 12:05 PMBayonetta, a hot Umbra Witch…
This is one lady you don’t call a bitch..
Her Feet and Gun, how it Joins..
A Kick and Pow, goodbye Groins..
That one injury needs more than a stitch..
Palstran
Thursday, January 7, 2010 at 12:18 PMBayonetta was a large chested girl.
Who could kill you by giving her hair a twirl.
But if you did bed her,
without getting deader,
her climax would make your toes curl!
hemsta
Thursday, January 7, 2010 at 12:23 PMEver so ready my girl Bayonetta
Steaming with sweat, she is aroused as ever
Thrusting her buns
She whips out her guns
Blasting all foes as she moistens with pleasure
James
Thursday, January 7, 2010 at 12:31 PMA witch called Bayonetta has made me happy,
Wielding her guns: Parsley, Sage, Thyme and Rosemary,
She took aim at my chest,
Told me to undressed,
I’m so grateful that she is so kinky!
Kane K
Thursday, January 7, 2010 at 12:44 PMSo there’s this game coming out named Bayonetta
Her moves are as if she’s from the gutter,
She beats guys to a pulp
and a climax that makes you go GULP!
Yet nothing more than a rehash of arcade bomb Vendetta
Jonathan B
Thursday, January 7, 2010 at 12:50 PMBayonetta is so tasteful with her latex seduction
As my insides experience intense chemical eruption
With the blast of her stylish gun
Goosebumps spread like midnight sex fun
Unfortunately the pleasures cause by my vacuums suction
XD
Tim
Thursday, January 7, 2010 at 1:29 PMThere once was a girl called Bayonetta
Embroiled in a deadly vendetta
The hot Umbran Witch
Would cut a Lumen bitch
But hopefully she’d then kiss it better.
Corey
Thursday, January 7, 2010 at 1:54 PMAt work, I was thinking of Bayonetta
When my belt buckle broke altogether
I’m not lying, you see
This did happen to me!
I guess I should’ve known better…