WIN! Bayonetta’s Xbox 360 Climax Edition

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10:00AM January 7, 2010 | David Wildgoose

You’ve only got two more chances left to win the limited Climax edition of Sega and Devil May Cry creator Hideki Kamiya’s hair-raising new action game. Find out how to enter and who won Wednesday’s draw after the jump.

Thanks to Sega we have five Bayonetta Climax Editions on Xbox 360 to give away this week. We’ll be giving away one per day until Friday.

Inside the Aussie exclusive limited edition you’ll find:

* A copy of Bayonetta on Xbox 360 in premium slipcase packaging
* A replica Scarborough Fair, Bayonetta’s beloved pistol which she has strapped to her hands and feet
* A 36-page hardcover art book
* A CD of the game’s soundtrack

Scroll down for a pic of everything inside the Bayonetta Climax Edition.

So how do you win?

Given Bayonetta’s rather raunchy nature, we figured it was time to get you all writing limericks again. After all, the best limericks are always just a little bit naughty.

Your limerick must begin with some variation on the line: “There once was a girl called Bayonetta…” And it must follow standard AABBA limerick rhyming form.

Leave your limericks in the comments below. You must enter by midnight to be eligible for the day’s draw and winners will be announced at 10am the following day when the new draw opens.

You may only enter once per day. If multiple entries are received, only the first one will count. If you wish to enter the next day’s draw, you must enter a new limerick.

Good luck!

And Wednesday’s winner is… warcroft!

Here’s warcroft’s winning limerick:

uʍop ǝpısdn pןɹoʍ ʎɯ pǝuɹnʇ ǝɥs
ssıʞ ɐ ǝɯ ʍǝןq uǝɥʇ
sdıɥ ɹǝɥ pǝʎɐʍs ǝɥs
punoɹɐ pǝʞɔıʞ ǝɥs suoɯǝp puɐ sןǝƃuɐ
uʍoʇ oʇ ǝɯɐɔ ɐʇʇǝuoʎɐq pǝɯɐu ןıɹƃ ɐ

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  • Aziz

    January 7, 2010 at 10:05 AM

    Is it a sin to admire beauty? It is when it’s for Bayonetta…

  • Daniel Churcher

    January 7, 2010 at 10:16 AM

    So Bayonetta came to town last week
    to show me some guns strapped to her feet
    “That’s impractical!” said I,
    Though I cannot tell a lie
    I was staring at assets I dare not repeat.

  • Harry Gibbs

    January 7, 2010 at 10:18 AM

    There once was a girl named Bayonetta,
    and heaven was all out to get her
    but through shedding her clothes
    she annihilated her foes
    and achieved a climax forever.

  • ShiggyNinty

    January 7, 2010 at 10:20 AM

    There once was a girl called Bayonetta,
    Who gave death threats to all that met her,
    You’d look at her arse,
    she’d break yours like glass,
    and then after that you’d know who’s better

  • warcroft

    January 7, 2010 at 10:28 AM

    OMFG! I won!
    Thank you so much Kotaku!

  • Mr Explody

    January 7, 2010 at 10:31 AM

    There once was a girl named Bayonetta,
    Who’s legs just went on forever,
    She looks like she’d spank me,
    Slap and disgrace me,
    If she were real I would totally let her

  • Matthew Kermeen

    January 7, 2010 at 10:34 AM

    There once was this girl named Bayonetta
    I wrote her a long, long love letter
    I though she would marvel
    Instead she was startled
    All that’s left of my heart is blood splatter

  • Jeremy Hore

    January 7, 2010 at 10:49 AM

    There once was a witch Bayonetta
    Who’s enemies were out to get her
    To sleep, she was set
    A spell to make her forget
    And she woke with a pair of Baretta

  • Trent Gore

    January 7, 2010 at 10:57 AM

    Great work warcroft!

    Bayonetta; all the men hail her.
    Complexion; couldn’t be any paler.
    Guns; Scarborough Fair.
    Clothes; made from hair.
    Glasses; without them she’d be a failure.

  • Cat

    January 7, 2010 at 10:59 AM

    Bayonetta’s a girl you can’t pass
    No better witch found with more class
    A gun on each limb
    But still stunningly trim
    Her best weapon, of course, her ass.

  • Gobbo

    January 7, 2010 at 11:05 AM

    Bayonetta’s a girl full of sin
    But there’s worse than her gun-shoes within.
    There are baddies who cry,
    Even wish they could die,
    At her soul-searing phrase “Is it in?”

  • chocolate

    January 7, 2010 at 11:16 AM

    A girl called Bayonetta lost her memory,
    A feisty opponent with boundless energy,
    Transforming her hair,
    Into whatever will scare,
    Here’s hoping you’re not the enemy!

  • Mark

    January 7, 2010 at 11:27 AM

    There once was a girl called Bayonetta
    Took herself seriously as a hairdresser
    Should have known what offends
    Pointed out her split ends
    Now I’m writing this from the hereafter

  • Luke Davis

    January 7, 2010 at 11:39 AM

    There once was a girl called Bayonetta
    whose chest was too big for her sweater
    whilst casting some spells
    she blew off both girls
    and now she sounds just like Eddie Vedder.

  • Joshy206

    January 7, 2010 at 11:42 AM

    There once was a girl called Bayonetta,
    Who was as hot as the Sun if not better.
    She had Librarian Glasses,
    Gun shoes that kicked peoples’ asses,
    And a chest that made people wetter.

  • Crono

    January 7, 2010 at 11:44 AM

    Bayonetta’s a witch, quite candid
    Her torture moves sexy, not sordid
    Easy mode’s the best
    with just one button to press
    Means ‘climax’ is still reached one handed

  • Karachi King

    January 7, 2010 at 12:04 PM

    There once was a girl called Bayonetta,
    Her hair turned into leather.
    But don’t be misled,
    There’s none on her head,
    Turns out it’s from her nethers.

  • rawh

    January 7, 2010 at 12:05 PM

    Bayonetta, a hot Umbra Witch…
    This is one lady you don’t call a bitch..
    Her Feet and Gun, how it Joins..
    A Kick and Pow, goodbye Groins..
    That one injury needs more than a stitch..

  • Palstran

    January 7, 2010 at 12:18 PM

    Bayonetta was a large chested girl.
    Who could kill you by giving her hair a twirl.
    But if you did bed her,
    without getting deader,
    her climax would make your toes curl!

  • hemsta

    January 7, 2010 at 12:23 PM

    Ever so ready my girl Bayonetta
    Steaming with sweat, she is aroused as ever
    Thrusting her buns
    She whips out her guns
    Blasting all foes as she moistens with pleasure

  • James

    January 7, 2010 at 12:31 PM

    A witch called Bayonetta has made me happy,
    Wielding her guns: Parsley, Sage, Thyme and Rosemary,
    She took aim at my chest,
    Told me to undressed,
    I’m so grateful that she is so kinky!

  • Kane K

    January 7, 2010 at 12:44 PM

    So there’s this game coming out named Bayonetta
    Her moves are as if she’s from the gutter,
    She beats guys to a pulp
    and a climax that makes you go GULP!
    Yet nothing more than a rehash of arcade bomb Vendetta

  • Jonathan B

    January 7, 2010 at 12:50 PM

    Bayonetta is so tasteful with her latex seduction
    As my insides experience intense chemical eruption
    With the blast of her stylish gun
    Goosebumps spread like midnight sex fun
    Unfortunately the pleasures cause by my vacuums suction

    XD

  • Tim

    January 7, 2010 at 1:29 PM

    There once was a girl called Bayonetta
    Embroiled in a deadly vendetta
    The hot Umbran Witch
    Would cut a Lumen bitch
    But hopefully she’d then kiss it better.

  • Corey

    January 7, 2010 at 1:54 PM

    At work, I was thinking of Bayonetta
    When my belt buckle broke altogether
    I’m not lying, you see
    This did happen to me!
    I guess I should’ve known better…
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