You’ve only got one more chance left to win the limited Climax edition of Sega and Devil May Cry creator Hideki Kamiya’s hair-raising new action game. Find out how to enter and who won Thursday’s draw after the jump.
UPDATE: This competition is now closed.
Thanks to Sega we have five Bayonetta Climax Editions on Xbox 360 to give away this week. We’ll be giving away one per day until Friday. And since Friday is today, this is the last one!
Inside the Aussie exclusive limited edition you’ll find:
* A copy of Bayonetta on Xbox 360 in premium slipcase packaging
* A replica Scarborough Fair, Bayonetta’s beloved pistol which she has strapped to her hands and feet
* A 36-page hardcover art book
* A CD of the game’s soundtrack
Scroll down for a pic of everything inside the Bayonetta Climax Edition.
So how do you win?
Given Bayonetta’s rather raunchy nature, we figured it was time to get you all writing limericks again. After all, the best limericks are always just a little bit naughty.
Your limerick must begin with some variation on the line: “There once was a girl called Bayonetta…” And it must follow standard AABBA limerick rhyming form.
Leave your limericks in the comments below. You must enter by midnight to be eligible for today’s draw and the final winner will be announced tomorrow.
You may only enter once per day. If multiple entries are received, only the first one will count.
Good luck!
And Thursday’s winner is… Mr Explody!
Here’s Mr Explody’s winning limerick:
There once was a girl named Bayonetta,
Who’s legs just went on forever,
She looks like she’d spank me,
Slap and disgrace me,
If she were real I would totally let her
James
Friday, January 8, 2010 at 12:07 PMBayonetta is one sexy witch, i must say.
Each time she moves, my mini-me wants to play.
The bigger her attack,
The faster i jack,
Oh Crap! i’m out of tissues for today.
Trent Gore
Friday, January 8, 2010 at 12:09 PMBayonetta, what makes her so slick?
Other games you have given the flick,
Of course she won’t show,
But you still want to know?
Secret’s the side of this limerick.
Also well done to Mr Explody!
Paul P
Friday, January 8, 2010 at 12:14 PMBayonnetta came to Sony’s machine,
And was faced with a problem she had not foreseen.
For an Xbox she’d opt,
As her progress was stopped,
By the damned PS3 loading screen.
Jonathan B
Friday, January 8, 2010 at 12:16 PMThere’s a girl named Bayonetta, believe it or not, who was very girly
Though all that has changed, she is now quite surly
We once dated before her change
Though sex got her acting strange
Perhaps it was because I ejaculated prematurely
Robert
Friday, January 8, 2010 at 12:31 PMThere once was a girl named Bayonetta,
No finer a ‘Mole’ could you gett’a.
She’s aggro, she’s catty…
A pash would drive you wacky ;)
A Fair dinkum, little Ripper, you betcha!
I’m an Irish/Aussie so hopefully I have used this slang in context, ha!
Bounnong
Friday, January 8, 2010 at 12:46 PMThere once was a lady named Bayonetta
who could not fathom the word bodhicitta
The nature that was kind
she was not able find
As killing only makes her get wetter
Kane K
Friday, January 8, 2010 at 12:55 PM“What was mummy like”? As I consoled the bed wetter.
Again, my son was still not for the better.
How do I explain the brief fiery romance we shared?
Sacrificing her life so that I may be spared
“For there once was a girl called Bayonetta…”
MyGoodChum
Friday, January 8, 2010 at 1:08 PMThere once was a MILF Bayonetta
She was much hotter than Stripperella
She has great T’n'A
Her Beaver is Shaved
You press X A B A to undress her
Harry Gibbs
Friday, January 8, 2010 at 1:02 PMThere once was a girl named Bayonetta,
who was a cheap substitute for viagra
and to appreciate her climax
you will need to go to i-max
its no surprise people fap when they see her
Vladimir Svoboda
Friday, January 8, 2010 at 1:07 PMThere once was a girl called Bayonetta
Sarah Palin’s twin sister from Nebraska
She ran for President
Was elected to parliament
And somehow made Republicans seem better
Mac
Friday, January 8, 2010 at 1:26 PMFor Bayonetta, such love I do harbour!
She with naught but a hairstyle to garb her.
With all her fine dresses
Made of overgrown tresses,
Wouldn’t you just love to be her barber?
Bill Eadan
Friday, January 8, 2010 at 1:42 PMThere once was a girl named Bayonetta
Into Bondage & discipline if you’ll let her
Leather & lace are her pants
For an insane fighters dance
Bayonetta i’ll write you a love letter
Andrew Low
Friday, January 8, 2010 at 1:47 PMThere once was a girl called Bayonetta,
Who delayed my prestiging this summer,
I wouldn’t play normally,
I was just a bit horny,
Now it’s back to ranking up in Favella
Dean Henderson
Friday, January 8, 2010 at 1:48 PMThe competition entries could get no better.
With use of words like setter, wetter and vendetta
But try as I might
The google searches ruined my plight
I could just find no new good words to rhyme with Bayonetta
Cameron Wynn
Friday, January 8, 2010 at 3:45 PMhttp://www.rhymer.com/
type in “wetter”
Joshy206
Friday, January 8, 2010 at 1:49 PMThere once was a girl, Bayonetta,
Who brought whoopass to all who perved on her.
But a single crotch kick,
From a very hot witch,
Is well worth being a voyeur.
Ryan Stalgis
Friday, January 8, 2010 at 1:55 PMBayonetta, hair down to her feet
Made men wonder ’bout doing the deed
Til some fella did ask it:
Pray tell, witch, the carpet
Does it match with the drapes, so to speak?
Michael O'Shaughnessy
Friday, January 8, 2010 at 1:58 PMThere once was a lass bayonetta,
hard to find breasts that were better.
oh bayonetta my dear,
allow me sweet whisper in your ear,
I guarantee you’ll never have been wetter!
Tim
Friday, January 8, 2010 at 1:59 PMI had a dream last night ’bout Bayonetta
And her crazy bondage hair-leather
The wife’s leaving, unimpressed
But I have to confess
For the Umbran Witch, I might just let her.
Cat
Friday, January 8, 2010 at 2:08 PMThere once was a girl named Bayonetta
With a comp to write and get her
If I won
I’d use the gun
And roleplay in a tight black sweater
markgreyam
Friday, January 8, 2010 at 2:58 PMBayonetta’s hair is her clothes as she traipse.
Used to attack all her foes; no escapes.
So slide into the grooves,
Cause when you’re pulling those moves,
You’ll see if the carpet, it matches the drapes.
(traipse; to walk or tramp about. Seemed to fit well, and besides, you know how few words rhyme with drapes?)
Angela
Friday, January 8, 2010 at 3:18 PMThere once was this game Bayonetta,
The demo came out in December,
It’s good, just a shame,
It’s not my type of game,
If I don’t win, it’ll just be a renta
Cameron Wynn
Friday, January 8, 2010 at 3:27 PMThere is this goddess, Bayonetta
And quite so, do I long to pet her
How would she react,
If I lunged at her rack?
I hope I wont need a stretcher…
Mr Explody
Friday, January 8, 2010 at 3:28 PMI know I’ve already won, BUUUUTTTT:
Bayonetta is a saucy young strumpet,
Consider to be a good bit of crumpet,
If I were so bold,
Her hand I would hold,
Then maybe she’d blow on my trumpet.
Doug Smith
Friday, January 8, 2010 at 3:34 PMBayonetta was a witch with flair
Her best “asset” was her hair
She puts me in a trance
When her hair becomes pants
Just wishing that I could get in there
Kaye
Friday, January 8, 2010 at 3:59 PMAm having technical issues submitting – hope this one gets through! Apologies if there is a double post
There once was a girl, Bayonetta
Whose boobs my boyfriend liked better.
If I win the contest
Then I think it best
To not let him play with her.
David Wildgoose
Friday, January 8, 2010 at 4:35 PMSorry, Kaye, your comments were getting caught in the spam filter.
Cat
Friday, January 8, 2010 at 5:07 PMI’ve been having trouble posting using Firefox and when logged in with Facebook (hence just posting under guest) – is there something I can fiddle around with in my internet settings to make it better? Or is this a question for tech support?
Trent Gore
Friday, January 8, 2010 at 5:34 PMHas it worked on firefox before cat? You could try resetting the browser settings if it has.
Tim Harrison
Friday, January 8, 2010 at 4:26 PMI inserted the disc labled “Bayonetta”
And the opening had her in a nuns kitta
But she had too much sin
so it got whipped off her skin
Now she’s gotta birthday suit for a swetter