WIN! Bayonetta’s Xbox 360 Climax Edition

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10:00AM January 8, 2010 | David Wildgoose

You’ve only got one more chance left to win the limited Climax edition of Sega and Devil May Cry creator Hideki Kamiya’s hair-raising new action game. Find out how to enter and who won Thursday’s draw after the jump.

UPDATE: This competition is now closed.

Thanks to Sega we have five Bayonetta Climax Editions on Xbox 360 to give away this week. We’ll be giving away one per day until Friday. And since Friday is today, this is the last one!

Inside the Aussie exclusive limited edition you’ll find:

* A copy of Bayonetta on Xbox 360 in premium slipcase packaging
* A replica Scarborough Fair, Bayonetta’s beloved pistol which she has strapped to her hands and feet
* A 36-page hardcover art book
* A CD of the game’s soundtrack

Scroll down for a pic of everything inside the Bayonetta Climax Edition.

So how do you win?

Given Bayonetta’s rather raunchy nature, we figured it was time to get you all writing limericks again. After all, the best limericks are always just a little bit naughty.

Your limerick must begin with some variation on the line: “There once was a girl called Bayonetta…” And it must follow standard AABBA limerick rhyming form.

Leave your limericks in the comments below. You must enter by midnight to be eligible for today’s draw and the final winner will be announced tomorrow.

You may only enter once per day. If multiple entries are received, only the first one will count.

Good luck!

And Thursday’s winner is… Mr Explody!

Here’s Mr Explody’s winning limerick:

There once was a girl named Bayonetta,
Who’s legs just went on forever,
She looks like she’d spank me,
Slap and disgrace me,
If she were real I would totally let her

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Comments

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  • James

    January 8, 2010 at 12:07 PM

    Bayonetta is one sexy witch, i must say.
    Each time she moves, my mini-me wants to play.
    The bigger her attack,
    The faster i jack,
    Oh Crap! i’m out of tissues for today.

  • Trent Gore

    January 8, 2010 at 12:09 PM

    Bayonetta, what makes her so slick?
    Other games you have given the flick,
    Of course she won’t show,
    But you still want to know?
    Secret’s the side of this limerick.

    Also well done to Mr Explody!

  • Paul P

    January 8, 2010 at 12:14 PM

    Bayonnetta came to Sony’s machine,
    And was faced with a problem she had not foreseen.   
    For an Xbox she’d opt,
    As her progress was stopped, 
    By the damned PS3 loading screen.

  • Jonathan B

    January 8, 2010 at 12:16 PM

    There’s a girl named Bayonetta, believe it or not, who was very girly
    Though all that has changed, she is now quite surly
    We once dated before her change
    Though sex got her acting strange
    Perhaps it was because I ejaculated prematurely

  • Robert

    January 8, 2010 at 12:31 PM

    There once was a girl named Bayonetta,
    No finer a ‘Mole’ could you gett’a.
    She’s aggro, she’s catty…
    A pash would drive you wacky ;)
    A Fair dinkum, little Ripper, you betcha!

    I’m an Irish/Aussie so hopefully I have used this slang in context, ha!

  • Bounnong

    January 8, 2010 at 12:46 PM

    There once was a lady named Bayonetta
    who could not fathom the word bodhicitta
    The nature that was kind
    she was not able find
    As killing only makes her get wetter

  • Kane K

    January 8, 2010 at 12:55 PM

    “What was mummy like”? As I consoled the bed wetter.
    Again, my son was still not for the better.
    How do I explain the brief fiery romance we shared?
    Sacrificing her life so that I may be spared
    “For there once was a girl called Bayonetta…”

    • MyGoodChum

      January 8, 2010 at 1:08 PM

      There once was a MILF Bayonetta
      She was much hotter than Stripperella
      She has great T’n'A
      Her Beaver is Shaved
      You press X A B A to undress her

  • Harry Gibbs

    January 8, 2010 at 1:02 PM

    There once was a girl named Bayonetta,
    who was a cheap substitute for viagra
    and to appreciate her climax
    you will need to go to i-max
    its no surprise people fap when they see her

  • Vladimir Svoboda

    January 8, 2010 at 1:07 PM

    There once was a girl called Bayonetta
    Sarah Palin’s twin sister from Nebraska
    She ran for President
    Was elected to parliament
    And somehow made Republicans seem better

  • Mac

    January 8, 2010 at 1:26 PM

    For Bayonetta, such love I do harbour!
    She with naught but a hairstyle to garb her.
    With all her fine dresses
    Made of overgrown tresses,
    Wouldn’t you just love to be her barber?

  • Bill Eadan

    January 8, 2010 at 1:42 PM

    There once was a girl named Bayonetta
    Into Bondage & discipline if you’ll let her
    Leather & lace are her pants
    For an insane fighters dance
    Bayonetta i’ll write you a love letter

  • Andrew Low

    January 8, 2010 at 1:47 PM

    There once was a girl called Bayonetta,
    Who delayed my prestiging this summer,
    I wouldn’t play normally,
    I was just a bit horny,
    Now it’s back to ranking up in Favella

  • Dean Henderson

    January 8, 2010 at 1:48 PM

    The competition entries could get no better.
    With use of words like setter, wetter and vendetta
    But try as I might
    The google searches ruined my plight
    I could just find no new good words to rhyme with Bayonetta

  • Joshy206

    January 8, 2010 at 1:49 PM

    There once was a girl, Bayonetta,
    Who brought whoopass to all who perved on her.
    But a single crotch kick,
    From a very hot witch,
    Is well worth being a voyeur.

  • Ryan Stalgis

    January 8, 2010 at 1:55 PM

    Bayonetta, hair down to her feet
    Made men wonder ’bout doing the deed
    Til some fella did ask it:
    Pray tell, witch, the carpet
    Does it match with the drapes, so to speak?

  • Michael O'Shaughnessy

    January 8, 2010 at 1:58 PM

    There once was a lass bayonetta,
    hard to find breasts that were better.
    oh bayonetta my dear,
    allow me sweet whisper in your ear,
    I guarantee you’ll never have been wetter!

  • Tim

    January 8, 2010 at 1:59 PM

    I had a dream last night ’bout Bayonetta
    And her crazy bondage hair-leather
    The wife’s leaving, unimpressed
    But I have to confess
    For the Umbran Witch, I might just let her.

  • Cat

    January 8, 2010 at 2:08 PM

    There once was a girl named Bayonetta
    With a comp to write and get her
    If I won
    I’d use the gun
    And roleplay in a tight black sweater

  • markgreyam

    January 8, 2010 at 2:58 PM

    Bayonetta’s hair is her clothes as she traipse.
    Used to attack all her foes; no escapes.
    So slide into the grooves,
    Cause when you’re pulling those moves,
    You’ll see if the carpet, it matches the drapes.

    (traipse; to walk or tramp about. Seemed to fit well, and besides, you know how few words rhyme with drapes?)

  • Angela

    January 8, 2010 at 3:18 PM

    There once was this game Bayonetta,
    The demo came out in December,
    It’s good, just a shame,
    It’s not my type of game,
    If I don’t win, it’ll just be a renta

  • Cameron Wynn

    January 8, 2010 at 3:27 PM

    There is this goddess, Bayonetta
    And quite so, do I long to pet her
    How would she react,
    If I lunged at her rack?
    I hope I wont need a stretcher…

  • Mr Explody

    January 8, 2010 at 3:28 PM

    I know I’ve already won, BUUUUTTTT:

    Bayonetta is a saucy young strumpet,
    Consider to be a good bit of crumpet,
    If I were so bold,
    Her hand I would hold,
    Then maybe she’d blow on my trumpet.

  • Doug Smith

    January 8, 2010 at 3:34 PM

    Bayonetta was a witch with flair
    Her best “asset” was her hair
    She puts me in a trance
    When her hair becomes pants
    Just wishing that I could get in there

  • Kaye

    January 8, 2010 at 3:59 PM

    Am having technical issues submitting – hope this one gets through! Apologies if there is a double post

    There once was a girl, Bayonetta
    Whose boobs my boyfriend liked better.
    If I win the contest
    Then I think it best
    To not let him play with her.

    • David Wildgoose

      January 8, 2010 at 4:35 PM

      Sorry, Kaye, your comments were getting caught in the spam filter.

      • Cat

        January 8, 2010 at 5:07 PM

        I’ve been having trouble posting using Firefox and when logged in with Facebook (hence just posting under guest) – is there something I can fiddle around with in my internet settings to make it better? Or is this a question for tech support?

        • Trent Gore

          January 8, 2010 at 5:34 PM

          Has it worked on firefox before cat? You could try resetting the browser settings if it has.

  • Tim Harrison

    January 8, 2010 at 4:26 PM

    I inserted the disc labled “Bayonetta”
    And the opening had her in a nuns kitta
    But she had too much sin
    so it got whipped off her skin
    Now she’s gotta birthday suit for a swetter
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