You’ve only got one more chance left to win the limited Climax edition of Sega and Devil May Cry creator Hideki Kamiya’s hair-raising new action game. Find out how to enter and who won Thursday’s draw after the jump.
UPDATE: This competition is now closed.
Thanks to Sega we have five Bayonetta Climax Editions on Xbox 360 to give away this week. We’ll be giving away one per day until Friday. And since Friday is today, this is the last one!
Inside the Aussie exclusive limited edition you’ll find:
* A copy of Bayonetta on Xbox 360 in premium slipcase packaging
* A replica Scarborough Fair, Bayonetta’s beloved pistol which she has strapped to her hands and feet
* A 36-page hardcover art book
* A CD of the game’s soundtrack
Scroll down for a pic of everything inside the Bayonetta Climax Edition.
So how do you win?
Given Bayonetta’s rather raunchy nature, we figured it was time to get you all writing limericks again. After all, the best limericks are always just a little bit naughty.
Your limerick must begin with some variation on the line: “There once was a girl called Bayonetta…” And it must follow standard AABBA limerick rhyming form.
Leave your limericks in the comments below. You must enter by midnight to be eligible for today’s draw and the final winner will be announced tomorrow.
You may only enter once per day. If multiple entries are received, only the first one will count.
Good luck!
And Thursday’s winner is… Mr Explody!
Here’s Mr Explody’s winning limerick:
There once was a girl named Bayonetta,
Who’s legs just went on forever,
She looks like she’d spank me,
Slap and disgrace me,
If she were real I would totally let her
Aron Webb
Friday, January 8, 2010 at 4:48 PMThere once was a girl called Bayonetta
who Famitsu said couldn’t be better
but their praises before
went to MGS four
which doesn’t belong at the alter
Corey
Friday, January 8, 2010 at 4:57 PMWe’re head over heels for Bayonetta
A position I’m sure we’d all let her
With a gun at my face
And her hand on that place
My pants better not get any wetter
Paul
Friday, January 8, 2010 at 5:00 PMI don’t have a 360, but I do have a friend who might like this, so what the hey;
There once was a woman called Bayonetta,
Who wore high-heels, glasses and tight black leather.
“The longer you play,
the harder it gets”, you’ll say.
And that’s why the one-handed automatic mode is better.
Luke Davis
Friday, January 8, 2010 at 6:35 PMThere one was a girl named Bayonetta,
who looked rather fetching in leather,
if the Devil May Cry,
well he’s just not a guy,
so perhaps a young girl could do better.
Palstran
Friday, January 8, 2010 at 7:03 PMI once knew a girl,Bayonetta,
created by quite a trendsetter.
Hideki’s his name
you should check out his game,
but Viewtiful Joe might be better
Roy Fraley
Friday, January 8, 2010 at 7:06 PMa girl who was named Bayonetta
who had some sexy glasses
but then there were her jugs
they were like mugs
but hopefully one day i will get to do her.
Tone2b
Friday, January 8, 2010 at 7:16 PMThere once was a girl called bayonetta
I am jumping through hoops to net her
Four days in a row
This is a new low
I am sure to climax if I get her
mr tibbs
Friday, January 8, 2010 at 7:53 PMthere once was a girl called Bayonetta
who i would bed if i ever met her
but in passions embrace
she might shoot a bad place
i might be singing falsetto forever
Al
Friday, January 8, 2010 at 8:05 PMThere once was a sexy witch named Bayonetta
Titular and Titillating star of an epic from Kamiya
Hot hair, eyes, body and guns but never a whore
Leaves the clothed Gean, Joe, Dante and Amaterasu done for
Simply put she’s way hotta.
syv
Friday, January 8, 2010 at 9:02 PMOutnumbered, overwhelmed Bayonetta
With, wounds worse than had ever beset her
Please! Do not fret
Lollipop GET!
With a wink and a suck she’s all better
Johnny Two-Pants
Friday, January 8, 2010 at 9:28 PMThere once was a girl called Bayonetta
Who wouldn’t tap your butt if you let ‘er
She might whoop your ass
Or kick you through glass
Or shoot you with guns on her stilett’a's
Nworb
Friday, January 8, 2010 at 9:37 PMSo there once was this girl called Bayonetta, yeah.
And anyway, she had this cool special magical hair.
With like guns on her feet,
She’s sick mate, fully sweet!
And dude, when she fights she’s like totally bare!
Rodomont
Friday, January 8, 2010 at 10:10 PMBayonetta:
Cavaletta;
Guns…
Funs!
Vendetta‽
Kieron
Friday, January 8, 2010 at 10:22 PMThere once was a girl, Bayonetta her name
Her demonic hair was her claim to fame
But more people spoke
Well, mainly the blokes
Of her freakishly oversized… frame
Chuloopa
Friday, January 8, 2010 at 10:43 PMBayonetta, that cruddy lil bitch
ripped me arms off and left me in a ditch
though i guess i had it comin’
for not askin for her lovin
and instead going in for the pinch
i have such a great time with these limericks – though i never have much luck with them lol.
Last chance guys!!! good luck all!
Mark
Friday, January 8, 2010 at 10:50 PMThere once was a girl Bayonetta
The ultimate fantasy game character
If money could measure
What she generates in pleasure
Fanboys’d be rich, instead of delivering pizza
Cat Chen
Friday, January 8, 2010 at 11:22 PMThere was a girl named Bayonetta
Of all women there were no better
Guys wanted her boobs
But they weren’t for n00bs
So best you ten year olds forget her
Pierce Morton
Friday, January 8, 2010 at 11:32 PMThere once was a beauty called Bayonetta
But a mate claimed the man Rodin looked better
“See his big beefy chest!”
“But her thighs, butt and breasts!”
I still say he just doesn’t get her
Pierce Morton
Friday, January 8, 2010 at 11:33 PMWhoops, typo – that was supposed to be:
There once was a beauty called Bayonetta
But a mate claimed the man Rodin looked better
“See his big beefy chest!”
“But her thighs, butt and breasts!”
I still say that he just doesn’t get her
Karachi King
Saturday, January 9, 2010 at 12:19 AMThere once was a girl called Bayonetta,
All the world was out to get her,
They started a feud,
Just to get her nude,
And they all died feeling much better.
Ben Robinson
Saturday, January 9, 2010 at 12:47 AMThere once was an old bloke named Mike,
Banned violent games day and night.
He played Bayonetta,
And ceased his vendetta;
She was his guilty delight!
Honestly, how did this sneak past Atkinson and his drones?
Ben Robinson
Saturday, January 9, 2010 at 12:51 AMOh drat, I worked late tonight, and it’s still before midnight in WA…
Am I still eligible, since no timezone was specified? :(
Hyo17
Saturday, January 9, 2010 at 12:52 AMThere was once a girl named Bayonetta,
Who loved to mix her business along with pleasure,
She’s sexy while stylish and smooth like wax
Working with her we’d reach an infinite climax,
Her style is so hot there is no cold weather.
Hyo17
Saturday, January 9, 2010 at 1:22 AMI just checked and it’s still before midnight here, in PA. I didn’t see any timezone specific details, so am I still in the clear? It’s still friday here and the post says I made the reply on saturday.
David Wildgoose
Saturday, January 9, 2010 at 2:05 AMThis competition is open to Australian residents only.
Ben Robinson
Saturday, January 9, 2010 at 2:42 AMDavid,
Am I still eligible for the drawing because I posted before midnight in WA?
Cheers.
princewill
Saturday, January 9, 2010 at 3:51 AMThere once was a girl called bayoneta she fights like a girl who fights for pleseaure she could do anything to fit once pleasure she’ like the thrill of beting like fether