When you’re a crack commando encased in battle armour, it doesn’t matter if you spend all day fighting The Covenant or the Rebel Alliance. You still get lonely, and who better to share your free time with than someone who understands your plight? A Spartan doesn’t care if you come home covered in matted bloody Ewok fur, as long as you’re coming home to him.
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