These six people are now – or soon will be, to be precise – the proud owners of a facehugger. That’s because they submitted the winning entries in our Aliens Vs. Predator giveaway.
Thanks to Sega, we had six AVP Hunter Editions to give away last week. We asked you to write jokes, limericks and haiku in order to win. Here are those winning entries:
PC
Blashca
So, an alien, the predator and a colonial marine walk into a bar…
The joke contains first-person perspective, close-up depictions of human characters being subjected to various types of violence, including explicit decapitation and dismemberment as well as locational damage such as stabbing through the chest, mouth, throat, or eyes.
The joke exceeds the requirements for a MA15+ rating.
No censored or cut version of the joke is planned.
Dean Henderson
There once was a marine who was filled with gloom.
“Hey” I asked. “Are you that space guy from Doom?”
“For christs sake no I’m not.
I get that question quite a lot.”
He then left whilst pushing his broom.
PS3
YoWombat
There once was a predator named Clyde
Who couldn’t make love to his bride
He thought he could stop her
But she got to the chopper
A better ride than Clyde had supplied
Screaming Stop Sign
Aliens are tramps,
They impregnate everyone,
You said you loved me.
Xbox 360
Phillip Mayes
Dear Alien Queen
Sorry bout the scrambled eggs
Lots of love, Ripley
Kieron
So, an alien, the predator and a colonial marine walk into a bar… and the bartender says, “Hey you two!”
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