Hide Your Valuables, It’s An RPG Hero

Why do epic quests to save the world always have to begin with someone breaking into your house and rifling through your valuables?

For the record, I would like to state that my apartment doesn’t contain any magical items, potions, rare treasures, weapons, armour or mystical herbs. Well, to be honest, I do have a few prop weapons and some cilantro, but that’s hardly enough to justify busting down my door and breaking all my clay pots.

Isn’t it?

Note the lovely music from chiptune artists Anamanaguchiin the video. They’ll be in concert at PAX East this weekend to show everyone why College Humor went to them for 8-bit tunes.