Stars Wars Strippers We Never Want To See Again

If you were to name which Star Wars characters you like to see in a burlesque show, Slave Leia might be at the top. Heck, a Stormtropper-getting-naked might make the list, too. Boba Fett? Sure, why not.

How about Chewbacca? Or C-3PO? Or Jabba the Hut? Eh… These characters most certainly would not. Too late! Over the weekend, burlesque troupe Devil’s Playground once again got down to its skivvies for its Star Wars strip spectacular – but this time, with new Star Wars characters. The show features standards like the aforementioned Slave Leia and Stormtropper, but also Star Wars characters we never want to see get down to their g-strings ever ever again.

Performers include Lucy Fur as C-3PO, Sin Fisted as R2-D2, Scarlet O’Gasm as Jabba the Hutt, Daisy Meadows as Chewbacca and Miss Mia Vixen as the Death Star. Something tells me that isn’t their real names. Call it a hunch.

Star Warz Burlesque Returns with New Characters R2-D2, Chewbacca and Death Star [LA Weekly via Topless Robot]

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(11 Comments)
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    WaveOfMutilation

    Wednesday, March 17, 2010 at 7:03 AM

    THAT”S NO MOON!

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    Lance McDonald

    Wednesday, March 17, 2010 at 8:26 AM

    HAHA that’s awful.

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    Stephen Alexander

    Wednesday, March 17, 2010 at 8:28 AM

    *Shudders*
    I wonder if anybody actually found those attractive. O.o

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    Adam

    Wednesday, March 17, 2010 at 10:22 AM

    These aren’t the strippers I’m looking for

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    Mr Waffle

    Wednesday, March 17, 2010 at 10:46 AM

    Possibly both the best and the worst thing I’ve ever seen on the internet all week.

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    Aaron Clement

    Wednesday, March 17, 2010 at 11:15 AM

    I would so pay to see that. The novelty value far outweighs any sense of “you did what to my Star Wars?”!

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    Darius

    Wednesday, March 17, 2010 at 11:17 AM

    YES
    i mean…. what?
    what the hell is this? freaky as all bejesus
    are these canon?
    more importantly, are they licensed?

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    MikeZdoesit

    Wednesday, March 17, 2010 at 12:09 PM

    I wish I was dead.

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    Dunnowhathuh

    Wednesday, March 17, 2010 at 12:40 PM

    Hahaha, that’s just too good (in a funny way that is).

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    Ben

    Wednesday, March 17, 2010 at 12:44 PM

    Nobody seems to have called it yet, so here goes:

    “It’s a trap!”

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    Reewee

    Wednesday, March 17, 2010 at 10:00 PM

    Ladies, gentlemen, I present to you…. Rule 34.. kinda…

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