If you were to name which Star Wars characters you like to see in a burlesque show, Slave Leia might be at the top. Heck, a Stormtropper-getting-naked might make the list, too. Boba Fett? Sure, why not.
How about Chewbacca? Or C-3PO? Or Jabba the Hut? Eh… These characters most certainly would not. Too late! Over the weekend, burlesque troupe Devil’s Playground once again got down to its skivvies for its Star Wars strip spectacular – but this time, with new Star Wars characters. The show features standards like the aforementioned Slave Leia and Stormtropper, but also Star Wars characters we never want to see get down to their g-strings ever ever again.
Performers include Lucy Fur as C-3PO, Sin Fisted as R2-D2, Scarlet O’Gasm as Jabba the Hutt, Daisy Meadows as Chewbacca and Miss Mia Vixen as the Death Star. Something tells me that isn’t their real names. Call it a hunch.
Star Warz Burlesque Returns with New Characters R2-D2, Chewbacca and Death Star [LA Weekly via Topless Robot]





























WaveOfMutilation
Wednesday, March 17, 2010 at 7:03 AMTHAT”S NO MOON!
Lance McDonald
Wednesday, March 17, 2010 at 8:26 AMHAHA that’s awful.
Stephen Alexander
Wednesday, March 17, 2010 at 8:28 AM*Shudders*
I wonder if anybody actually found those attractive. O.o
Adam
Wednesday, March 17, 2010 at 10:22 AMThese aren’t the strippers I’m looking for
Mr Waffle
Wednesday, March 17, 2010 at 10:46 AMPossibly both the best and the worst thing I’ve ever seen on the internet all week.
Aaron Clement
Wednesday, March 17, 2010 at 11:15 AMI would so pay to see that. The novelty value far outweighs any sense of “you did what to my Star Wars?”!
Darius
Wednesday, March 17, 2010 at 11:17 AMYES
i mean…. what?
what the hell is this? freaky as all bejesus
are these canon?
more importantly, are they licensed?
MikeZdoesit
Wednesday, March 17, 2010 at 12:09 PMI wish I was dead.
Dunnowhathuh
Wednesday, March 17, 2010 at 12:40 PMHahaha, that’s just too good (in a funny way that is).
Ben
Wednesday, March 17, 2010 at 12:44 PMNobody seems to have called it yet, so here goes:
“It’s a trap!”
Reewee
Wednesday, March 17, 2010 at 10:00 PMLadies, gentlemen, I present to you…. Rule 34.. kinda…