Video Game Blogger Has The World’s Largest Schlong

At 13.5 inches, Jonah Falcon may apparently have the biggest penis in the world, but he doesn’t have a full-time job. Funny, that. The Daily Show tries to convince him to enter the obvious profession: pornography.

But Falcon isn’t just, you know, a huge dick. Of course not! He also enjoys acting and blogging about video games at website Game Stooge.

Video: Jonah Falcon Needs a Job [The Daily Show Thanks, Dan!]

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(8 Comments)
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    Paul

    Thursday, March 4, 2010 at 6:20 PM

    Why in hell did I just click on this link>

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    Crazyguy1990

    Thursday, March 4, 2010 at 7:28 PM

    …and this is news how?

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      David Wildgoose

      Thursday, March 4, 2010 at 11:07 PM

      We’ve filed it under “Culture”. You can use http://www.kotaku.com.au/news/ if you just want gaming “news”.

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    AussieSniper

    Thursday, March 4, 2010 at 9:48 PM

    “You were born with a 13.5 inch penis…” BORN with a 13 inch dick? Wow, that’s some baby!

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      Mr Waffle

      Thursday, March 4, 2010 at 11:11 PM

      “It’s a boy… and WHAT a boy!”

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    Justin

    Friday, March 5, 2010 at 12:04 AM

    This guy definitely isn’t a zero, he is a F-Zero.

    *drum roll*

    *cymbal*

    Boy tough crowd tonight.

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    Alex

    Friday, March 5, 2010 at 1:19 AM

    OK, so he’s massive.

    But is it really necessary to condescend the poor guy for not wanting to enter the shadowy world of porn?

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    Cheezel

    Friday, March 5, 2010 at 5:41 PM

    Wow. Just wow.

    Okay, so he didn’t need to go into porn – but BLOGGING? That anaconda is just wasted!

    Couldn’t he have been a happy medium? Like… Event Organiser or something, something that involves tonnes of sex but is still a “legitimate” non-sex job? Like footy, for example!

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