At 13.5 inches, Jonah Falcon may apparently have the biggest penis in the world, but he doesn’t have a full-time job. Funny, that. The Daily Show tries to convince him to enter the obvious profession: pornography.
But Falcon isn’t just, you know, a huge dick. Of course not! He also enjoys acting and blogging about video games at website Game Stooge.
Video: Jonah Falcon Needs a Job [The Daily Show Thanks, Dan!]
Paul
March 4, 2010 at 6:20 PM
Why in hell did I just click on this link>
Report PermalinkCrazyguy1990
March 4, 2010 at 7:28 PM
…and this is news how?
Report PermalinkDavid Wildgoose
March 4, 2010 at 11:07 PM
We’ve filed it under “Culture”. You can use http://www.kotaku.com.au/news/ if you just want gaming “news”.
Report PermalinkAussieSniper
March 4, 2010 at 9:48 PM
“You were born with a 13.5 inch penis…” BORN with a 13 inch dick? Wow, that’s some baby!
Report PermalinkMr Waffle
March 4, 2010 at 11:11 PM
“It’s a boy… and WHAT a boy!”
Report PermalinkJustin
March 5, 2010 at 12:04 AM
This guy definitely isn’t a zero, he is a F-Zero.
*drum roll*
*cymbal*
Boy tough crowd tonight.
Report PermalinkAlex
March 5, 2010 at 1:19 AM
OK, so he’s massive.
But is it really necessary to condescend the poor guy for not wanting to enter the shadowy world of porn?
Report PermalinkCheezel
March 5, 2010 at 5:41 PM
Wow. Just wow.
Okay, so he didn’t need to go into porn – but BLOGGING? That anaconda is just wasted!
Couldn’t he have been a happy medium? Like… Event Organiser or something, something that involves tonnes of sex but is still a “legitimate” non-sex job? Like footy, for example!
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