Farmville is a craze that is sweeping the internet, but its simplistic premise and Facebook residence won't please everyone. For you who are displeased, then, there is this t-shirt.
You can get them for around USD$25 from shirt retailer MySoti. A steep price for a surly statement, maybe, but sometimes surly statements are the ones most needed.
And hey, even if you don't spend the $US25, that pic above can easily be turned into a wallpaper, or even an electronic intervention, should your loved ones require one.