NSFW: Gaming Accessories, For Strippers

Pasties past·ies pl.n. “A pair of adhesive patches used to conceal a woman’s nipples and worn principally by exotic dancers or striptease performers.”

Lady Tornade isn’t only a French burlesque strip-teaser performer from Paris, she also makes stripper gear like these Super Mario Bros. Power-Up Mushrooms pasties for women to glue to their chests and prance about in. Or how about Blinky and Pac-Man?

The pasties are hand-sewn sewn sequin by sequin, and each pair comes with two special adhesives. For those in the market for new pasties, tassel jobs cost between €30 and €40 (US$40 ~ $US54), while custom designs cos about €60 (US$81) and take a week to craft.

Pacman et Mario jusqu’au bout des seins… [Gamalive]

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(7 Comments)
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    Steven Burton

    Monday, April 5, 2010 at 8:31 PM

    So I grow in size when I eat those mushrooms?

    sorry had to say that lame joke =]

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      Crazyguy1990

      Monday, April 5, 2010 at 11:02 PM

      No, but something else does. ;D

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    Cameron Wynn

    Monday, April 5, 2010 at 9:00 PM

    Now I just need to get a girlfriend to get to wear some.

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      rpgplayer83

      Tuesday, April 6, 2010 at 3:24 AM

      More than one can be time consuming.

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    LinkageAX

    Monday, April 5, 2010 at 9:09 PM

    Can’t stop looking… not even to…

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    Steven Burton

    Monday, April 5, 2010 at 11:29 PM

    she can use my joystick anyday ;D

    lame =]

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    Andrew

    Monday, April 5, 2010 at 11:32 PM

    60 Euros?, for that amount of money I could go to the cross and get a few drinks and a lapdance. Or I can spend it on even better things and buy games.

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