What Gets You Banned From Xbox Live Until The Year 9999?

A concerned parent has apparently taken to the official 360 forums, looking for an explanation as to why his son had been banned from Xbox Live until the Year of our Lord, 9999. Microsoft was only too happy to oblige.

“Would be helpful if someone could enlighten me as to why he has been suspended until 31/12/9999 without notification” reads the plea from user TC57UK. Xbox Live enforcer XBLPET Whiskey was on-hand to provide said notification.

Priceless.

MY SON 2 [Xbox, via NeoGAF]

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(13 Comments)
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    Brendan

    Tuesday, April 20, 2010 at 12:00 AM

    And this is why I strictly only use the Playstation Network.

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      FatShady

      Tuesday, April 20, 2010 at 8:51 AM

      I am new to the whole PSN thingy (XBL for 2-3 years). Does this thing not happen with the PS camera? or it is that games don’t support it?

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        Mark

        Tuesday, April 20, 2010 at 12:24 PM

        I think Brendan was trying to say that you can view, and show your goods on PSN without getting banned.

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      Kyle Nash

      Tuesday, April 20, 2010 at 11:18 AM

      mate ive had some horrid experiences on PSN too youre not special.

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      Kray

      Wednesday, April 21, 2010 at 6:11 PM

      Stop hating on UNO =D

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    DogMan

    Tuesday, April 20, 2010 at 1:40 AM

    I’d be shamed into accepting the ban just to avoid having my family find out I go by the username ‘I am BlaaaacK’.

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      glennc

      Tuesday, April 20, 2010 at 1:15 PM

      explains why he exposed himself

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    MrBS

    Tuesday, April 20, 2010 at 7:56 AM

    When I got my Xbox live camera it didn’t take long at all for me to be a witness to something similar above. Fun times.

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    Adam Ruch

    Tuesday, April 20, 2010 at 9:31 AM

    Gold, pure gold.

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    Baa

    Tuesday, April 20, 2010 at 10:10 AM

    What better way to say uno than with your ummm….

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    Joshy206

    Tuesday, April 20, 2010 at 4:18 PM

    That has to be possibly the most hilarious thing I’ve ever read on this site.

    Well, no, but it’s funny.

    It makes one question the age of the kid, though… and the parenting of the parents.

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    jawsy

    Tuesday, April 20, 2010 at 5:47 PM

    And to think that when I was a kid the best we could hope for with a deck of Uno cards was to turn it into some sort of drinking game.

    What an age we live in.

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    Ethan Iacobozzi

    Tuesday, April 20, 2010 at 5:52 PM

    bahaha

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