According to a suspiciously brief newswire report, 24 year-old Briton Amanda Flowers has become a “sex addict” after falling off her Wii Fit board.
It seems that, courtesy of the fall, she’s developed a condition called persistent sexual arousal syndrome (which, we’ll have you know, is a real thing). Now any time Amanda is around anything vibrating or pulsing, like a mobile phone or blender, she becomes, well, aroused.
“It began as a twinge down below before surging through my body”, she says of the onset of an “attack”. “Sometimes it built up into a trembling orgasm”.
Provided this is real (it’s all a bit “bwah?”), that’s a bit of a double-edged sword for poor Amanda. On the one hand, she went from playing Wii Fit to developing a serious condition. On the other, most people that fall off things and get hurt, not a bunch of unprovoked orgasms.
Will Higgins
Wednesday, April 14, 2010 at 8:48 PMTiger Woods not included.
Dave
Wednesday, April 14, 2010 at 9:17 PMLook for a spate of husbands pushing their wives off the Wii Fit boards.
Luke
Wednesday, April 14, 2010 at 9:31 PMHa… Class. Love the Tiger Woods bit.
Brendan
Wednesday, April 14, 2010 at 9:38 PMHahaha perfect pic!
Kray
Wednesday, April 14, 2010 at 9:42 PMShe’s going to receive a PS3 and an enhanced-vibration Playstation Move =D
Kray
Wednesday, April 14, 2010 at 9:44 PMOh yeah, it’s real, because there’s a South Park episode about it =)
Michael
Wednesday, April 14, 2010 at 10:45 PMI think it’s a gag. Observe:
Amanda Flowers.
A man deflowers.
Matt
Thursday, April 15, 2010 at 2:05 AMwe all know what she did with the send wii-mote, she fell, it vibrated, and now shes an addict. funny to see her go to church with your phone on vibrate, someone should keep texting or calling her
706
Thursday, April 15, 2010 at 3:00 AMSo how could a woman get this disorder on purpose? Hypothetically?
Sughly
Thursday, April 15, 2010 at 9:26 AMMiyamoto’s secret worldwide plans are finally coming to fruition…
deathtoll
Thursday, April 15, 2010 at 10:24 AMThis is a news article?…
Weresmurf
Thursday, April 15, 2010 at 3:29 PMSooooo… Wiifit plus the pulse monitor plus the wiimote rumble offers her true indepth experience? ;)
Hunted
Thursday, April 15, 2010 at 10:16 PMThe pic is pure gold
gung
Saturday, April 17, 2010 at 3:44 PMmaybe it should be Tigers Wood???
Ryan
Sunday, April 18, 2010 at 9:47 PMFunny as the article may be, like it says it’s a real thing. It’s a cripling and horribly embarasing for women who suffer from it. So yes, it makes for a funny article, but, if it does actually prove true it’s going to make a horrible impact on her life.