Woman Falls Off Wii Fit, Becomes A "Sex Addict"

According to a suspiciously brief newswire report, 24 year-old Briton Amanda Flowers has become a "sex addict" after falling off her Wii Fit board.

It seems that, courtesy of the fall, she's developed a condition called persistent sexual arousal syndrome (which, we'll have you know, is a real thing). Now any time Amanda is around anything vibrating or pulsing, like a mobile phone or blender, she becomes, well, aroused.

"It began as a twinge down below before surging through my body", she says of the onset of an "attack". "Sometimes it built up into a trembling orgasm".

Provided this is real (it's all a bit "bwah?"), that's a bit of a double-edged sword for poor Amanda. On the one hand, she went from playing Wii Fit to developing a serious condition. On the other, most people that fall off things and get hurt, not a bunch of unprovoked orgasms.

Wii Fit injury turns woman into a sex addict! [Yahoo]


Comments

    Tiger Woods not included.

    Look for a spate of husbands pushing their wives off the Wii Fit boards.

    Ha... Class. Love the Tiger Woods bit.

    She's going to receive a PS3 and an enhanced-vibration Playstation Move =D

    Oh yeah, it's real, because there's a South Park episode about it =)

    I think it's a gag. Observe:
    Amanda Flowers.
    A man deflowers.

    we all know what she did with the send wii-mote, she fell, it vibrated, and now shes an addict. funny to see her go to church with your phone on vibrate, someone should keep texting or calling her

    So how could a woman get this disorder on purpose? Hypothetically?

    Miyamoto's secret worldwide plans are finally coming to fruition...

    This is a news article?...

    Sooooo... Wiifit plus the pulse monitor plus the wiimote rumble offers her true indepth experience? ;)

    The pic is pure gold

    maybe it should be Tigers Wood???

    Funny as the article may be, like it says it's a real thing. It's a cripling and horribly embarasing for women who suffer from it. So yes, it makes for a funny article, but, if it does actually prove true it's going to make a horrible impact on her life.

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