This Sunday I facetiously suggested that an Activision game tester had claimed the world record fastest time for eating a horrible meat sandwich called the Double Down. Disney Interactive Studios wants it known they have just obliterated the mark.
While I acknowledge this joke might be played out, the very last thing I want said is that we were somehow carrying water for a major publisher because we refused to post a video of another publisher bettering their performance at anything – making games, testing them, firing developers or eating horrible meat sandwiches.
So here we are: Disney Interactive, using the rotate-and-chew method, beats Activision’s 57.97 seconds by more than 20 seconds with a final time of 35.8 seconds – and calls out Electronic Arts in the process.
You know, Walter Day recently retired, if he needs something to do, maybe I can hand off this duty to him?
Mitchell
Friday, May 7, 2010 at 1:10 PMI think it’s good that companies can have a bit of fun every now and again and do something like this. Makes them seem a lot more personable, and fun :)
Chuloopa
Friday, May 7, 2010 at 1:11 PMYeh because we all love watching over indulgent Americans eating…
Awnshegh
Friday, May 7, 2010 at 1:37 PMI just think they’re lucky those things aren’t available here – I can see an aussie munching through one of those and chasing it with a schooner in under 35 seconds.
Darius
Friday, May 7, 2010 at 2:21 PMif you get me one of them suckers i will beat the record
chewing is for whimps
Vash128
Friday, May 7, 2010 at 2:44 PMI like the guy’s comments at the end “I could have downed 2 in 57 seconds, get back to work!” hahaha.
HotDamn!
Friday, May 7, 2010 at 4:16 PMAre these sinful things in Australia yet?
Naytan
Sunday, May 9, 2010 at 4:59 PMGoddamn I wish.